What you feared under communism has come true under capitalism.

They don't want you to know this but the stores used to be libraries too, and then some fuckhead didn't like the poors being on his commons and said "yes, private ownership is the best way to manage distribution of these communal resources!"

Just don't start building a house with it, decorating with confectionery embellishments and luring children in to be your slaves/future meals.

I'm sure he'd loathe the comparison but this reminded me of an Alan Moore quote

I wish them a very Afroman.

People of Clacton, do the funny thing please!

"Is there anything worse than socialist architecture?"

"Homelessness"

The problem with pissing on Thatchers grave is eventually you run out of piss.

Carve a swastika into his forehead and we'll call it even.

Gordon Ramsey is, and always has been, a fucken cunt.

That's disgusting, where?

Real Central-Asian dictator vibes, you reckon he's gonna start renaming days of the week?

Oh. Would have been nice to come to that conclusion ten fucking years ago!

Inside you there are two Koreas. Both are hell.

Fucken christ can you imagine this guy answering the Trolley Problem?

"Okay so there's a trolley"

"I fuck the trolley!"

"No, wait- so there's a trolley and it's gonna run over either one person or three-"

"Oh! I wait for it to run everyone over and then I fuck their lifeless corpses!"

Literally the future capitalism has always wanted; all common resources seized from the public for the good of private equity.

Literal medieval doctor levels of medical understanding.

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Yeah, and in Britain we first used the police as a force to occupy Ireland, it's all rotten.