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lemmy.zip

"I don't do this with men very often..."

Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

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You guys ever think about that famous golfer dude’s massive schlong just swaying in the locker room?? Is that just me?! Nah, you all do, admit it.

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lemmy.zip

I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.

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cannedtunareply
lemmy.world

I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.

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Theseistic, not narcissistic. Narcissus "rejected eros" which is a problematic religious way to say he was aroace.

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Americareply
sh.itjust.works

No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it's like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he's there. Bro

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bedwyrreply
piefed.ca

Homogenous means the same throughout, heterogenous means different throughout.

It's incredible you think that's a slur.

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lemmy.world

Lemmy users are never beating the reputation of reading everything literally.

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Funny thing is, the other guy likely thinks that I was talking about you and not them.

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Zensatereply
lemmy.world

Sexual degeneracy doesn't have orientation, it's about power.

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bremreply
lemmy.world

So you're saying perversion is akin to creating a map based on the most efficient paths of a mycelium network?

Maybe Japan should've first applied this technology towards displacing perverted greedy degenerates before mapping out efficient systems of mass transportation?

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Zensatereply
lemmy.world

What the fuck are you talking about Jessie?

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Exactly. It isn't necessarily even about sexual pleasure or arousal. Just the rush of being in control. Fucking pathetic.

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normanwallreply
lemmy.world

This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it's not that he's gay/bisexual

He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents

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sh.itjust.works

A filter only filters out things that are present. He's talked this way about men many times.

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Don’t forget his penchant for feeling elite athlete men’s legs with admiration

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bremreply
lemmy.world

For sure a bottom though with both ALL genders

--🫱{(🍊)}🫲--

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bremreply
lemmy.world

I'm not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I'd put my money on "Donald Trump Fucked Children"

I'd say "currently fucks", but I'm fairly certain he can't take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?

This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.

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sh.itjust.works

Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.

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bremreply
lemmy.world

Trump wears a diaper because he's fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You're telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that's a stretch.

He wouldn't have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.

He's too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it's worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.

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sh.itjust.works

I'm just saying to listen to the Sascha Riley interviews. You can come to your own conclusions after that.

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I'm pretty sure that's the same person my ex keeps telling me to check out. The very same evil ex that is also really into Joe Rogan.

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ttayhreply
lemmy.zip

There are Trump parodies with him shitting himself constantly that are 20 yo (Drawn Together's Bucky Bucks). It could just be a coincidence, but it could also be that it has been gossiped abt for a long time

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Dude has an ass made for poopin'. It runs in his genes. Jeans. Dammit that joke only works when you say it aloud.

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Corkyskogreply
sh.itjust.works

Trump had incontinence issues and needed to be changed when he was filming The Apprentice almost 25 years ago. That is not normal drug induced issues, that does not explain having a GI as your primary for most of your adult life.

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This is all widely available knowledge. So many things can cause an asshole to lose control of their asshole. Some say it's a power move. Some say it's due to years of prescription speed. Some say it's because it's what he deserves. Who knows. I personally don't need to. It's gross. He's gross. And he definitely shits himself.

Did you know his grandfather started their family in North America by stealing & running a brothel during the Klondike in the Yukon? For all we know, it's a curse. Just like that whole damned family is to the world.

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piefed.social

Howard Dean said "YEAAAAA!" and it was the end of his political career.

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That's a serious offense, someone like that could never lead the free world. It's not some trivial thing like a speeding ticket or a decades-long involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficker in history.

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lemmy.world

Dan Quayle was an idiot, so nobody wanted him anyway (back when we had standards for a president), but I never understood the "potatoe" issue. At the time potatoe and tomatoe weren't just common, they were taught in school. It's what I was taught in school all the way up to the Dan Quayle incident.

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Starts chanting Shri Rama Raksha while holding up a crucifix with one hand and doing tauba tauba with another

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Mrs. Dell

She's been at the Whitehouse lately and the memes started coming

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And very, verrrrry 'fond'* of little children.

(The asterisk denotes that the word fond does in fact means "has/had a voracious appetite for raping little girls and boys over many decades with and without bestie and known child trafficker and paedophile Jeffrey Epstein")

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Remember that time Trump motorboated Rudy Giuliani in drag?

Maybe we should have checked if he could spell potato.

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rudy seemed to be enjoying it too. and republicans are obsessed with drag/ trans people.

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myyassreply
lemmy.world

Yeah. That was an interesting watch. What's more alarming was the bit in Home Alone.

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lemmy.today

not as alarming as him eating a slice of pizza, CRUST first. i think home alone bit, is that trump required to be a cameo appearance so they let the movie use his hotel as a set.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Donald in panic tries to deflect.

Don't forget the Epstein files, and that gas prices are up because of his stupid war with Iran.

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discuss.online

He treated the war with the same level of thought as he does publicity stunts. One thing Trump is genuinely good at is controlling media attention and how to keep people in a constant state of shock. This is why you have shit like UFC fights and a festival so cheaply put together that things fall apart in real time. And how he tore down part of the white house before that... And now wanting the live streamed execution of a prisoner.

He treated Iran the same way he treated those other cases. Wanting it to be a cheap gag that'll garner attention for a few weeks or months before somehow disappearing into the endless list of shit he has done.

But Iran won't have that... They are fighting a war the way a war needs to be fought: to achieve strategic and political goals. To that end they are winning brilliantly.

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lightnsfwreply
reddthat.com

He's literally too stupid to plan shit out beyond whatever is right in front of his face. He acts on impulse like a child. The problem is everyone with any degree of power just allows this shit to go on without pressing him about his multitude of failings.

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This was very readily apparent in 2015. But the media offered him tons of spotlight and NO pushback. At the time, I believe, they assumed the average American was simply too progressive, too smart, and at least informed enough to see through the multitude of his juvenile, half-baked bullshit.

they were wrong then, and after 10 years of environmental and societal fuckery that has been wrought by him and his cronies and social media, even more wrong.

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he has MSM wrapped around his fingers, since they are mostly owned by conservatives. plus he has 3 pure propaganda networks, Faux, OAN, newsmax. plus hordes of russian paid pundits.

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Oh, I am not forgetting the Epstein files. Specifically the Bubba part and the Sasha Riley survivor stories...

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being mentioned 100k times is hard to miss, and him tyring to avoid the BBC deposition about the epstein files.

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lemmy.world

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

Name was Russell.

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baggachipzreply
sh.itjust.works

Well, faster than you can say "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

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Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.

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lemmy.ca

Is this a real photo or an AI fabrication with the whole bubba thing?

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It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.

This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing "the dick touching game" with. Except

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its fake, but theres rumor out there when he was with epstein he gave clinton a "Handy J/"

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"Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course."

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fedia.io

This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world

and what's his opinion on government issued drivers licences? And how did the crowd take it?

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fedia.io

I have absolutely no idea. The name just rang a bell, and I looked at his Wikipedia page

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I'm embarrassed that I ever thought Libertarians were ever anything other than highly regarded.

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What's next, a damn licence to drive my toaster to work every morning?!

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and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely.... sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I'm on the ballot. I'm not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

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Gay jokes are big with the MAGA set. Makes them feel cosmopolitan.

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lemmy.world

I know I've posted this before but I can't help reposting.

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myyassreply
lemmy.world

That's odd. I've noticed some odd loading issues the last two days, think it has something to do with that?

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aussie.zone

Non-American here I haven't been paying attention to anything Trump says. Your entire political system is a joke.

Bernie Sanders was right there and Hillary Clinton and the democrats did everything they could to crush him.

I'm Australian and I'll be fighting back against our dog shit billionaires and against Israel.

Now untimely I'll be expecting you all to treat me like a dictator.

I will save you but I still will control you and rule you like a go.

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lemmy.world

Don't get too cocky, it seems like the whole world is marching towards fascism. It's not just an American problem anymore.

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Dozzi92reply
lemmy.world

Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty sad I told you so, but you definitely see the makings of it everywhere.

My hope is that it will swing the pendulum hard in the other direction anywhere it happens. Waiting to see what happens here in the US in the next month or so. I just want everything to be boring.

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I'm just tired of things getting worse and worse. Even if we go back to things being boring, our society is decaying

I just want hope for the future again

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You're personally going to save America? You expect to be tested like a dictator? Who tf are you?

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Sanders is brain broken on that issue. Hes completely incorrect and inconsistent. Lost fair and square in both elections and pulled a trump running around for 8 years talking about a rigged election. There is no way to respect him as a politician, he is ineffective at policy, unpopular and his ideas are all hollow slopulist garbage.

He went to court and even with a trial that assumed all his claims factual true(they werent) he lost. He is such a sore loser who can't accept that he lost by significant margins.

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I am convinced that a twink could become defacto ruler of America if he got this man alone in a room.

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lemmy.world

Jim Henson proved your theory in 1955. I am not calling Jim a twink I am saying this country is ran by Muppets. Ass, fist, and all.

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His mentor Roy Cohen was a gay man, who first noticed Donald in a NYC night club.

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hard to deny if he keeps to doing the double hand jerk motion, alternating stroking movement.

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myyassreply
lemmy.world

I didn't realize it was Youngstown. First hand experience, it's exactly as bad as you think it is. And no one goes to Ravenholm Akron. Ohio is special.

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lemmy.world

Akron isn't that bad. Youngstown is. And southeast Ohio is so much worse. Ok Akron isn't great either, if you must go to Ohio stick to the 3 Cs, Dayton and Yellow Springs if you're feeling adventurous.

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Overton window shifting to accommodate all of the Republicans who ravage Grindr whenever they congregate.

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lemmy.today

He was only saying it because he misses Buhba from the Epstein files aka Bill Clinton who likes that sort of thing.

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I knew I was in for a good time the second they mentioned Wesker lol

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I get it's fun to taunt Trump but booooooo for shaming platonic compliments.

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