Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
I'm calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.
Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and 'learns'. It's gonna happen if it hasn't already...
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
There's no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don't work for a small cleaning wage.
I wouldn't be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
I'm picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
A million calculated how? I only ask because if it's just raw net worth, a little old lady who has lived in her house in Toronto since the 70s, could easily be a "millionaire" despite having never had anything more than a modest income.
Personally, I'd put the limit somewhere around $3 - $5 million. There's where you are really transitioning out from simply living a lifetime of middle class income and getting lucky with a couple investments.
Ah yes, I would like to pay $30,000 to have a surveillance device in my home, connected to the public internet. Microphones, cameras, probably sonar, maybe lidar and radar, plus a half dozen different communication antennas, on a platform that can move around my home while I'm not there and interact with things, controlled by some underpaid, overworked contractor in India. Surely the cybersecurity will be perfect, and no one will ever breach the teleoperation system and use the surveillance device to spy on people or actively commit crimes.
I don't think we're worth enough in data to make these cheap enough for any of us poors to afford. I mean, I suppose they could sell subscriptions to the video feed as voyeur entertainment.
I know it got weird amounts of dislike for reasons I've not fully understood, but that scene in Neo Yokio where we see that his robot buddy had a pilot the whole time, had me proper bent double laughing more than anything else made that year.
Anyway, I'm expecting a lot of perverts to get some surprises the moment this has its first data leak
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Can they fuck off? 😂
Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
If it's built anything like a cybertruck about the best it's gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.
I hope they've got a power cable that's at least mile long, then.
We gonna get a real life fanta ending at this rate
Hey now that's a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro...
Especially then
i've already seen the movie signs. why do you think musk is so eager to get to mars? he doesn't know how to design for water.
Daily reminder
I miss drawn Disney
I dont. Ever see the original native scene in Peter pan
I mean... Walt's done worse... maybe? Hard to rank these things.
And it wasn't like Walt was taking a stand on anything. This was the majority opinion of the day.
It's not something Walt Disney did, it's something the vast majority of the country did.
I love CBT.
I'm calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
That's already a thing
https://fortune.com/2026/02/26/humanoid-robot-that-will-do-chores-for-you-robotics-company-1x/
Knowing this information ruined my whole week.
Household labor can't seriously be more expensive than outsourcing it.
I mean i get the entire point is so the wealthy don't have to intact with us filth.
The real AI: Actually Indians
Same model as Waymo, 1 operator for a dozen-ish remote devices.
Any holy shit will they ever data collect the shit out of you
Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and 'learns'. It's gonna happen if it hasn't already...
This is a feature...not a bug.
Imagine the water cooler talk in that office....
strangely, fingering buttholes is one of the areas i'd think robots already have experience
I'd rather have it do everything I don't want.
Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.
Why stop at just one pedo?
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
There's no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don't work for a small cleaning wage.
I wouldn't be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
Those eyes are to record you so Tesla can sell the VR videos on onlyfans.
Like how they sell excess power from your powerwalls to the power companies.
I'm picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
I heard you like roombas and dog shit.
But will the man inside the robot suit be ok with that?
he's in india
.... well yes but is he ok with it?
he's into it
He will when he goes in the hot box. I meant the charging box.
The robot has a chance to do something really funny when it’s on stage with Elon and becomes self aware.
It's gonna be like all those failed Robocop prototypes from Robocop 2.
I have a feeling we would get the one that rips it's own head off or shoots itself despite hoping for the other one.
I doubt it will reach self awareness, considering Elon doesn't even have it.
The Indian kid operating it while it’s on stage has a chance to do something really funny
So they can destroy capitalism? 🤔
Or kill musk?
Hard to do the first without the second.
You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!
You can see all the circuits!
Did you know it's illegal to say you want to kill the president of the united States? Unless of course I'm telling you so you don't say it
With a mortar launcher. Which is its own sentence. Its actually an incomplete sentence.
Optimus, kill Elon.
Sure, you just need to call the controller in India to let them know what to do.
The A.I. if you will
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT THE CYLINDER REMAINS UNHARMED!
to shreds you say?
KILL ALL HUMANS
But I am le.tired
Well then take a nap
Hey, sweet mama. Wanna kill all humans?
Start with anyone over 1 million. Yeah that's right, I said it. Millionaires can go
A million calculated how? I only ask because if it's just raw net worth, a little old lady who has lived in her house in Toronto since the 70s, could easily be a "millionaire" despite having never had anything more than a modest income.
Personally, I'd put the limit somewhere around $3 - $5 million. There's where you are really transitioning out from simply living a lifetime of middle class income and getting lucky with a couple investments.
Nah, 1 million and above
It would be so funny if one of them strangled Felon Mu$k
He already has 'strangled to completion' as a setting, we just need to delay the release time delay.
I can’t wait to have my robot destroy capitalism.
Ah yes, I would like to pay $30,000 to have a surveillance device in my home, connected to the public internet. Microphones, cameras, probably sonar, maybe lidar and radar, plus a half dozen different communication antennas, on a platform that can move around my home while I'm not there and interact with things, controlled by some underpaid, overworked contractor in India. Surely the cybersecurity will be perfect, and no one will ever breach the teleoperation system and use the surveillance device to spy on people or actively commit crimes.
Are they still controlled by a vr headset like they were in the tech demo?
Aren't they just remote controlled by actual people. ?
That's been proven.
A handjob is a handjob.
That is the LAST thing I will let a Muskbot grab hold of.
They are using humans only for complex actions like walking and grabbing. Everything else is ai
Walking and grabbing is literally all they do.
That was the joke
I thought that was what was meant but I wasn't 100% sure.
Everything is ok pal, don't worry
Just like Trump, that cunt has said a lot of shit over the years
Seize the means of production.
How does one best seize bullshit?
Big hand I know you're the one....
Well the U in USB does stand for universal
Judging from the structure of this robot. No, it cannot do the thing that I want right now lol
I want them to kill their masters.
It can delete all Ai worldwide?
I don't think we're worth enough in data to make these cheap enough for any of us poors to afford. I mean, I suppose they could sell subscriptions to the video feed as voyeur entertainment.
Can you gape aluminum?
Depends, how hard can you get?
How ironic that the robots would seize the means of production
Kill Elon Musk?
The optimussy upgrade is a subscription
It's equipped, but you gotta pay to unlock it. XD
The subscription retracts the spikes
I did see there was a humanoid female robot being sold in China now. 175k. Cheaper than my last few ex's.
If a robot has no heart, can we still make it metaphorically throw it's heart out to the crowd?
I know it got weird amounts of dislike for reasons I've not fully understood, but that scene in Neo Yokio where we see that his robot buddy had a pilot the whole time, had me proper bent double laughing more than anything else made that year.
Anyway, I'm expecting a lot of perverts to get some surprises the moment this has its first data leak
Butt stuff or regular stuff?
Butt stuff is regular stuff when youre doin' dudes! ;)
Destroy the US, Russian and Israeli government.
Who's ready to get up in that Nazi optimussy?
Can it assemble an army of nanobots that will single mindedly attempt to convert Elon into paperclips?
Can it give me estrogen?
!https://c.tenor.com/v2NiH84Iyy4AAAAC/tenor.gif
I want them to fairly redistribute Musk's wealth
Those hands look strong, can they choke stuff? Like people?
You know, to save the babies or whatever.
I want them to clean up pollution and fix the environment
🤨 o ya?
Where millions
I want them to destroy data centers