What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?
“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
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🎵 it's such a long way, to tip a Rary! 🎶
no idea! i have a hard time counting when i'm masturbating
You poor dear! Don't you have a vase?
There was no punchline
After he waited so long all those other times!!!? Outrageous
"oh, don't worry, it was dead before I started"
A police horse!
JPC?
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
So I thought to myself, is that how she died?
"You believe that shit?"
"Guys... I think made a mistake."
Stop laughing and reload
Personally, I have no iDeer.
We call it, The Aristocrats!
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it's so legendary
We have a winner.
"Fuck you, Clown."
Then you must be a horse’s ass!
Better Nate than lever
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
A stick.
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
A pink slipper
One baby nailed to ten trees.
"Don't worry, I got him with my door."
The Pope looks up and says, "You fuckers are my kind of people."
Sits back, lights a cigarette and says "you know, you cunts are alright"
Because the light was on.
Worst? They both come/cum on little white crackers. Wurst! I asked him to send me a link.
And the penguin says, "Nah, that's just ice cream."
It wasn’t born yesterday.
Because Nyquil stops the coffin'.
Heard this one as a "spooky ghost story" around the campfire at a summer camp when I was 11 and it was the funniest thing I had ever heard.
I got bad news, you are out of paint and that's not a porch, it's a Mercedes.
"I thought he was your uncle."
punches you in the face
...you asked for a punchline, don't be mad at me
Orange you glad
“Grandma… so that’s how you died…”
It's not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush.
You got any more of those meat flavored pickles?
Got any grapes?
To get to the other side
You don’t understand. This was actually the first joke, so while it may not be funny to us, it was hilarious to the people who first heard it, and all other humor ultimately derived from this one joke
I suspect that jokes are older than roads.
I’m gonna need a source on that
Maybe it got hit by a car and the "other side" is the afterlife
Rare considered response.
There's way too many good jokes in here!
So the pharmacist says, "I've got just the thing to stop that coffin!"
All the sheep are in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.
"He stands on a leaf and waits until Autumn." (Punchline to a joke I read in grade 3 from the 70's.)
Is an elephant involved? I think I know this one but had completely forgotten about it until I read this.
::: spoiler Yup. The joke spoiler.. How does an elephant get down from a tree? :::
It's such an incredibly lame joke that it's still burned into my brain brain nearly 5 decades later.
You'd think the second guy would've ducked.
Stupid, use them on the other side!
I have to walk out of here alone
None
You take your foot off its head
No deer. Ass too high, run too fast.
Isn’t it disgusting?
That guy over there is picking watermelons.
"Some f*cking cab driver in New York."