Name this Klingon Death Metal band
Bat'leth Brigade
Death Before Dishonor
Qapla' and the Glorious Deaths
Kahless's Cousins
Gagh Breakfast
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Death Before Dishonor
Qapla' and the Glorious Deaths
Kahless's Cousins
Gagh Breakfast
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K-pop Vulcan Hunters
that is a klingon pop trio.
Plot twist: Klingon pop is Death Metal.
K-Pop you say?
To shreds you say?
To Shreds - would actually be a pretty good name for them.
Ah, the honorable and glorious variety of K-pop.
It's actually a Queen cover band called Empress
with songs:
Radio Gagh Gagh
Crazy Little Thing Called Bat'leth
Fat-Bottomed Targ Riders
Another one bites the dust, We will rock you, and We are the champions go unchanged.
They care not of love but of honor.
May I suggest Crazy little thing called honor
You haven't heard Queen until you've heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸
Lead singer Freddy Merciless
Glory Whole
Edit: thought of a couple more
Autobahn.
Yo, is that middle guy one of the nihilists from the big lebowski? Or the woodchiper guy from Fargo (movie)?
This whole album (cover) is from Lebowski
Oh right, how could I forget. Thanks friendo.
they are referenced in the movie. yes it's the nihilists.
lmao this is literally the album Maude shows The Dude in the movie. That's not just the actor who played the nihilist; that is the nihilist character.
No, the middle guy is Dr. Emmett Brown, and the guy on the right is Dan Fielding, Attorney-at-Law.
Isn't death metal usually shocking stuff like Cannibal Corpse, etc? It shouldn't be Honor Killing or anything like that because that's basically gospel to them.
They think dishonorable shit like killing an enemy from behind, disloyalty, poison, underhanded stuff is bad.
So I feel like they'd embrace that, something shocking to their culture like Backstabber or Patricide would be more along their lines of death metal band names
Warpcörehead
The Glory Holes
“The Eyes of Gowron”
A Klingon cover band for “The Eagles” called “The Birds of Prey”
Take it DIIIIIIIIIF-ICULT, take it DIIIIIIIIIIIF-ICULT, don't let the sound of your bones breaking, make you typical...
it's a much smoother rhyme in the original klingon
Transparent Aluminum Zeppelin
Kahmore.
Skinny Targ
Kruge's Genesis
The Jiggur-Wats
They The House of Petaqhs, and they sing exclusively Stova-Core death metal blended with symphonic Opera
Foreheads on Three heads.
Cannibal Worfs
House of Decay
Gagh to the Future
Darsekback?
Stovo-Korg
Barge of the Dead
jol yIchu'
"Activate beam"
Gwar-on
A klingon's favourite videogame?
FOR HONOR
Someone feel free to make this meme
Flashback to the year my friends and I dressed as Klingons for a fundraiser and I forgot to learn the language or literally anything beyond stuff Worf did. So I just walked around roaring "DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO YACHT ROCK WITH ME" at anyone that looked like they wanted to test my Klingon knowledge.
Sounds like you upgraded the party
Eyebrows of destruction.
Kahless will not be supressed
OMG, "Alexander the Great" killed me!
Without Honor
Dishonor
Gagh breakfast for Klingons is basically just a toast bread with blueberry jam, its not THAT metal...
Dahar Death
Kling Gone?