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As they slowly lose consciousness, a child says goodbye to stars, light, food, and all of existence, everywhere.

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You know that caterpillars turn into soup when they cocoon? Until then they host a set of parasites that eat the soup to create the butterfly. The caterpillar and the butterfly are two independent creatures.

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lemmy.ca

Critical analysis of the pig population's worsening housing crisis

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I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…

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Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.

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piefed.social

A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.

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::: spoiler Tap for spoiler I still can't get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus' fursona :::

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sopuli.xyz

Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.

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Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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lemmy.world

Old man's wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.

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You can do better than that.

Capitalist CEO lures children into his factory in order to get them to perform child labour, and kills the weak ones.

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feddit.uk

Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.

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Denjinreply
feddit.uk

::: spoiler spoiler The Hobbit :::

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slrpnk.net

I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!

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Gandalf isn't a man though right? That's why we can forgive ourselves

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lemmy.world

A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.

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Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.

::: spoiler Answer Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :::

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lemmy.world

Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace

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Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.

::: spoiler spoiler Home Alone 2 :::

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lemmy.world

A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.

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Elgenzayreply
lemmy.ml

::: spoiler Title Green Eggs and Ham :::

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Hehe, because I do an overly dramatic emotional reading for my 4yo, it's her favorite book btw.

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A young girl goes through increasingly surreal body horror because she stopped eating a commonly disliked food amongst children. No explanation is given as to why the other kids don't suffer the same unnamed illness.

::: spoiler spoiler A Bad Case of Stripes :::

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lemmy.zip

Child says their goodbyes as the moon approaches

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Goodnight, Moon

But I was thinking of the Zelda moon haha

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in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer--putting his household at risk of starvation--by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment's devious plan? No. No, he won't.

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A story of gruesome assault unfolds when a man’s children have had enough and begin a rampage of destruction ending in them crushing him to death in his sleep by repeatedly jumping on his body.

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sopuli.xyz

A small rodent is given a tasty dessert treat and then demands more and more things.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Is it Ratatouille? I think he easts something sweet in the beginning of the movie and then hungers badumtss for more fine food :3

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...by using a derailed train to sink a boat so that his victim will be forced to submit due to shock at the level of carnage and destruction, combined with the effects of drowning

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lemmy.world

A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.

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::: spoiler Little girl uses matchsticks to stay warm in winter without permission, so her grandma descends from the pearly gates of heaven to come and kill her. The little match girl. :::

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::: spoiler Hero repeatedly robs wealthy couple until he kills them when they catch him in the act. Their money lets him live happily ever after.

Jack and the beanstalk :::

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literature.cafe

Good guess, but not quite!

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

She's mostly upset at, or upsetting, everyone she meets for most of the book. :::

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What is the first one? A violent child hallucinating monsters. I don't recognize it.

Here's mine

A young boy with a bad home life gets sent to live in a school for magical kids, with moving photographs, and has to solve a mystery.

And no, it's not harry potter

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sopuli.xyz

Where the wild things are, for the OP? I don't know about yours.

Mine: a foot fetishist gets married.

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Oh, that makes sense. I've never read that one.

Got yours! For some reasons, spoilers don't work when I post them, so gonna use the handy upside down text generator lol

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discuss.tchncs.de

It's not Harry Potter? Damn. Hmmm... is it the book people theorize JKR was inspired by? There was such a thing, was there? Or am i just making shit up?

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slrpnk.net

Iirc, there were several books that she likely took inspiration from, ranging from things like a secret platform at kings cross, I don't remember the name of that one, a wizard of earthsea is possibly an inspiration for her whole wizard boarding school schtick, though to be honest, I'd be genuinely surprised if JK read a lot of Le Guin and came away with her politics.

But no, it's neither of those. This one came slightly after HP, but it's very, very different. Posted the answer in upside down text in another reply, if you want to check, or you can keep guessing lol

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Ordinary young woman is forced to take on the financial responsibility of a monarchy. Unable to carry the burden by herself she enters a pact with an unnamed stranger...

::: spoiler hint ...by selling her first born. :::

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lemmy.world

Local man claims forgotten civilisation full of riches underneath the ocean, and earns the attention of a wealthy patron that organises an expedition into the depths.

Proceeds to go native and coup de tat the local monarchy, before killing a majority of the expedition and bribing the rest into remaining silent.

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lemmy.world

::: spoiler A rich man with a foot fetish goes on date with an abused woman. The abusers later cut their toes off and get their eyes pecked out by pidgeons.

Cinderella :::

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When someone tells me pigeons aren't cool, I should remind them of the OG ending of ::: spoiler Spoiler Cinderella/Aschenputtel ::: . Although for anyone whowas ever "bitten" by a pigeon knows they can't hurt you. They are just little, goodhearted fluffballs <3

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French one

A young man living a happy life among a accepting environnement despite his elocution difficulties enters a relationship with a ableist woman wanting to fix him.

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Mystical mouse manifests murderous monster, maintaining munching moment.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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lemmy.world

A naive homeowner invites an unhinged, highly demanding intruder into his home after offering a seemingly innocent piece of food.

What begins as a simple act of hospitality rapidly devolves into a relentless psychological hostage situation.

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bampopreply
lemmy.world

::: spoiler spoiler The Tiger Who Came To Tea ? :::

Not sure, I feel these kind of hostage situations are quite a common theme in kids books

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Yeh that's what I'd thought it was but I guess it fits this other one better having read its summary

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Yeh that's what I'd thought it was but I guess it fits this other one better having read its summary

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sopuli.xyz

I think it’s ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler If You Give a Moose a Muffin… and the protagonist is a boy :::

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lemmy.nz

Mob boss in fabulous coat, repossesses all of our stuff.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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::: spoiler Imma just leave that here before checking the correct answer :3 Robin hood

checks Lol! Not. Even. Close! :::

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lemmy.world

Explain a movie series badly:

A young boy gets abducted by a cult, to train him as a soldier. As an adult he tries to visit his mother, but she's already killed, so he massacres the aliens who did this. He falls in love with a royalty, only for the cult to forbid this relationship. A fascist traitor of the cult cuts off one of his hands, gets a mechanical one and marries the royalty woman.

Few years later, the man kills the fascist traitor. He gets a vision that tells him his wife will die of childbirth and the cult denies him a leadership position, so he joins the fascist leader behind the fascist traitor to try to save her, only to kill her instead (though the twins survive), after which his master in the cult amputates all his limbs and leaves him burning in hot magma. He gets saved by the fascists, builds out a massive fascist empire in the galaxy.

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Yeah, if you got it wrong it would've happened two times which is weird

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lemmy.world

A young girl terrorises her parents and headmistress into disappearing forever.

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If it's the book I'm thinking of, then here's a related one.

Creepy old man snatches child out of orphanage window with a view to handing her over to a child-eating cult, but then decides to keep the abducted orphan for himself.

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The power of persistence, how to get vulnerable people addicted to drugs.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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::: spoiler Cold War stories from an old man, but buttered toast! Dr. Seuss's The Butter Battle Book :::

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A manic career thief turns back to his old ways after a long break, and his crimes prompt violent retaliation against his family. With no alternative, he turns to terrorism, arson, and eventually murder to protect his family and continue his criminal lifestyle.

::: spoiler Answer Fantastic Mr Fox :::

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Eating rotting eggs and spoiled salt pork and thinking this is fine. But hey at least Blitzkrieg stopped.

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lemmy.ml

An evil woman sets out to kidnap over 100 puppies to skin them for a coat.

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Soupreply
lemmy.world

That’s literally the plot exactly.

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An obsessed parents stocks their child, imbuing them with Stockholm Syndrome

::: spoiler Title Love you Forever :::

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