White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin
Donald Trump's White House has launched Arcade.Gov, a site with mini-games where you catch and deport immigrants, or use Tetris blocks to build a border wall.
I know that this is potentially a spicy thing to post to this community, but I do think it is relevant to games and gaming. They are advertising it with using likenesses of major gaming brands.
https://www.ign.com/articles/white-house-launches-arcadegov-a-minigame-site-where-you-catch-immigrants-build-a-tetris-border-wall-and-fill-your-kids-trump-accounts-with-bitcoinOpen linkView original on piefed.ca
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You forgot to mention that it was made, built, shipped, sponsored by, and approved by pedophiles
Lots and lots of pedophiles
OK why are there so many pedophiles? There's way more than I thought.
Because we didn’t drag them out into the street for justice as we found them - for whatever reason these morons started electing them
The only moral child rapist is my team’s child rapist.
I thought you were going to say Ai... but then maybe you did.
This is something straight out of a parody movie, and even then, it would sound absurd.
What the heck is even going on in the US right now.
America is a fucking joke.
Those dumb cunts elected a clown whose destroyed the global world order as we know it, for the worse.
I hope they're proud that their leader not only rapes children and steals billions for himself, his family, and his friends, but have forsaken any ideals of saving this planet from the oncoming climate apocalypse that's bearing down on us.
As a white european, D**** to America.
Posting from aussie.zone? Ok, world traveler maybe, more power to ya, though a little concerning that being white seems to be noteworthy to you.
Gotta remind you that the US is a very large country, much bigger (in terms of population and infrastructure) than than even Australia. I agree the American experiment has failed, as this fascist takeover has played out slowly over something like 40 years with the goddamn neoliberals helping to pave the way. It's been supported by a vocal minority; the majority (including where I live in a 'swing state') are against it, but apparently even that's not enough to do anything of consequence. So yeah we're fucked. Push your countrymen as far from this toxicity as possible. That includes putting heavy restraints on capitalism. Please.
Also you don't have to censor the word death FYI
Yeah, I chose an instance on another continent to help with online anonymity.
For the number of times my comments get deleted by sook mods for stating that the world needed a violent revolution decades ago, it seems necessary on this platform now. It's not much better than Reddit.
P.s., the point of being white european being noteworthy is so that American users stumbling past my comment realise its other whites that want America do be destroyed, it's not just Iranian farmers.
Alles gut.
First point, well I hope it helps. I spend a lot of time thinking about OpSec and even I feel pretty screwed.
Second point... well that just sucks. For me the whole point of being here is to do better than reddit. I still think it's a lot more niche but sometimes that just means the sticks up the asses are different.
For your Postscript, I understand but to be blunt I don't think the audience who needs that is here at all. But maybe I'm just cynical and think the people who want skin color to matter are a total lost cause. 🤷
In this coming dystopia of online surveillance and rogue AIs hacking into systems at speeds being deemed a national security threat globally, any bit of obscurity helps.
You're right, skin color shouldn't matter, and the people who do think that are no better than tribalist savages. But if I can convince even one user reading past my comments to realise that this global polycrisis goes beyond race and religion and is a matter of class war with human extinction on the line, then I consider myself to have tried to help in my own small individual way.
Can't argue with that. Preach on, brother.
He's not saying skin color matters. It's just that most people would associate that phrase with Muslims, or middle east. It's not racism, it's just how it is. He was just riffing on that.
Those aren't the Americans on Lemmy and Piefed.
And we're going to keep fighting each other over what the best solution is, and nothing will change. Its frustrating living in.
Judean peoples front....
It's the People's Front of Judea!
Splittah!
This dumb cunt voted for Harris.
Edit: What I meant was I and many other Americans did not vote for, endorse, or support Trump.
Of course you vote for the viable non fascist candidate. What else to do, if you do not intend to be a fascist enabler?
I always vote for the most left-leaning viable candidate. There isn't much else we can do.
You sound like a complete piece of shit. I hope you have the day you deserve asshole.
What? I think you misunderstood. I meant I voted for Harris and I don't like being lumped in with Trump supporters because of my nationality. What did you think I meant?
Edit: I was upset because it sounded to me like you called all Americans dumb cunts.
Well when I see yall saying "daath to america" I think maybe its good we have a crashout president
Like obviously if someone says death to my country, I hope they get nuked, why wouldn't I
You could slap that same comment on nearly any article about Trump since his entry into politics. We live in a fucking circus.
Democracy kinda assumes people can tell the difference between dark chocolate and literal shit.
I ain't clicking on that game. I wonder what type of telemetry it's gathering....
The link is to an IGN article, just in case there is any confusion, not the website itself.
Yes! Sorry for the confusion, edited to clarify
A Ziff Davis joint? Probably about as bad as the real thing
Looks like you won't miss out on anything. These look like cheap Ai slop generated slop slop.
I read a Kotaku article about them. They are basically clones of classic Atari style games with a racist angle.
Like Snake, but you are an ICE agent collecting "illegals" to deport in a snake line.
Or a Flappy Bird clone.
Jesus fucking Christ. The only thing keeping me going at this point is the pure hatred towards the people who support the current American regime.
I can't kill myself before FFVII Revelation in April. After that all bets are off.
I mean, at least beat the game first
Edit: and take a CEO with you!
Is this Cloud's piefed account 😭
(pls, at least hold out until the new Witcher game as well, friend)
Yoink (thank you for this pls don't kys you're funny)
Lol thanks and I won't
Same. I feel like I need something else to look forward to just to keep me going. And it unfortunately ain't Kingdom Hearts 4.
I might have more hope for KH4 if the anime is good.
There's an anime now?
Oh boy is there: https://kingdomheartsanime.com/
Hmm, not much info yet. Might be the first anime I watch though.
Do they have that one cool game where you play as a 15-year-old child trying to escape Epstein Island, or the other one where you mindlessly black out hundreds of thousands of lines of text while ironically mumbling “fidelity, bravery, integrity” to yourself over and over?
Is entire US of A a shitpost now?
No, shit posts are worthy of your time. Sometimes.
So many circuses, so little bread.
Let them eat cake!
How is this even legal? They blatantly use styling and brand recognition to imitate popular brands for selling their products.
“How is this even legal?” betrays a certain out-of-the-loopness. Trump’s is a post-law administration.
"Crime is legal now."—Coffeezilla
Tetris is already suing
I saw their statement basically disowning the affair, but didn't see they are actually suing. Do you have a source?
Yea, I don't think anyone's suing over this...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2026/09/05/most-game-publishers-are-ignoring-trumps-arcadegov-site-heres-why/
Even ignoring that whole parody is protected speech thing, it's only illegal if there's someone doing something about it
Simple: Any company who sues gets sanctioned. It‘s a fascist oligarch government run by the Epstein class.
You see the trick is to fill the entire justice system with stooges who won't prosecute you for anything. Then everything is legal.
Jews Out! Board Game
Force the Jews beyond the medieval walls and out the city. The first player to rid the city of six Jews wins.
With illustrations of a ‘typical’ Jewish family on the move accompanied by the text, Off to Palestine!
Interestingly, that game was never sanctioned by the Nazis and leading figures actually disliked it for trivialising their serious goal of ... genocide. It was a money grab product by a company that wanted to cash in on the jew hate. At least that is what is written about the game.
Yes. The trump administration with their antiimmigrant propaganda game are literally worse than Himmler.
Clearly not in their mass murdering so far but while the Nazis were masters of propaganda that were bathing in blood, some of them at least resented the commercial exploitation of something they considered a crucial and very serious pillar of their ideology. Not sure what to make of that but it is what it is.
As of September 1, 2026, at least 26 people have reportedly died in ICE custody this year
Gamergate was the worst thing to happen to this world
So was Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller.
no. the worst thing to happen to this world is that we didn't execute every single nazi and israeli filth the first time around. the second worst thing is that we didn't make a law that made it illegal to be a nazi. the third worst thing to happen is that we didn't execute filthy nazis on sight when they popped up in America.
Now with malware!
This is an abomination.
Very Christian of them, indeed. Exactly the opposite of what the bible dictates.
My vocabulary lacks the words to express the disappointment, the lack of class and what not.
That's what curse words are for.
We're going to need to invent some stronger ones, I'm afraid
Tinfoil hat time-
They want the lawsuits. They've stacked the courts already, they'll win and as a hedge the worst they'll get is told to stop it.
They want the legal precedent from those smaller lawsuits, so Elon and Altman can just start wholesale ripping off games with Grok and GPT-6.
That would really be 4d chess. I’m not sure they are that smart.
I’m going to propose an alternative theory. I think the real reason is because they are childish, immature trolls and revel in causing other people’s misery. Although these two theories are not mutually exclusive.
They were probably just copying the idea from "Operation Epic Furious Strait to Hell" and doing a game. These guys have no original ideas of their own.
https://gizmodo.com/activists-install-arcade-game-mocking-trump-on-the-national-mall-you-can-play-it-in-your-browser-right-now-2000757204
Have you seen my AI generated parody of the live action Moana? We just added some Nazi tattoos to the Rock and called it good, it's a statement on the duality of man, not copyright infringement or hate speech, trust me.
So they decided that the best way to capture the attention of today's youth is with clones of games made 30 or 40 years ago. Sure, you know what, good job White House, have a cookie. Everybody clap for how well they understand the children and teenagers of 2026.
I think they just seek to create controversy. They don't care for young people or people at all.
I would not dismiss their influence so cavalierly. The shift right among male youth is very concerning and real.
They are also working on teenage girls with the “TERF” thing. Pink fascism and SAHM trade wife propaganda is huge on Pinterest.
Your tax dollars at work!
This sounds like something out of a parody of Evil dystopian governments
Chuds complain about woke liberals making games, but when they make games of their own it's shit like this.
I literally have a medical card that says I can buy the strongest weed and this still seems too high for me, what the actual fuck
This is satire right?
Yes, this season of Earth is satire. The writers have pivoted away from the Drama genre and gone for something more fun. The Medical Thriller seasons were really unpopular with most demographics.
Many are disappointed by this tired sequel to the Gulf War movies as well, it doesn't even have a cool name.
Doing a game about a border wall using tetris, where every time you do a good row it disappears, is very MAGA coded, NGL...
Also, don't let this distract you that Trump has raped little kids.
I look forward to when they're replaced with Dig Dug to find the hidden Trumpcoin wallet from the bunker with the three corpses inside a serving cart.
E.T. the dipshit is et, and because the fucking game is bugged, we can't get rid of him.
I’m confused as to how “MAGA”, a party political slogan, is allowed on a .gov domain. Seems like it should be illegal?
You’re confused how our government is doing illegal things? Have you not been paying attention?
A better link.
'Disgusting': Trump's taxpayer-funded 'deport' arcade sparks instant fury online
I'm so torn on headlines like this: on one hand, people should be angry and disgusted, vocally so. But on the other... like this is exactly the reaction they want.
The whole Trump social media team and administration are such chronically online 4chan losers that trolling is all they do, and people tend to fill up online chatter about these attention whore stunts instead of the ongoing ICE raids, the foreign interests buying up American assets, and the AI companies paying people to spread manufactured consent amongst local communities regarding approvals of data centers and surveillance tech.
The Harris campaign might have stopped calling them losers, but I never will.
I...um...this timeline has gotten worse in the worst possible way.
I'm at a loss for words.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if AI DDOS'd this site? Since it's "going rogue" and all that.
Whoever developed these games deserves all the cancers their dear leader canceled research for.
I feel like there's a 99% chance it's all vibe coded slop
Your taxes paid for this
Trademark lawsuit from SEGA when
I'm almost sure this administration is taking advice from grok or something
In México we have a term to refer to this kind of people. NyE. That's what MAGA is. Naco y Estúpido.
Link isn't right, but for non-spanish speakers, the easiest translation is "uncultured/classless and stupid," which we already knew about them.
Somebody should do a remake of Hudson Island. It'll be exactly the same but it'll be called Epstein Island and at the end of each stage you rescue a child from a cage.
Taxpayer dollars well spent
Ballroom map not included. 😞
Please tell me that 4th of September is the new 1st of April
The one thing I enjoy in all this is watching a corporation being powerless to sue.
All whom they hire are racist dirtbags who made this and find it funny.
The Iran war simulation game is unwinnable.
How we've fallen.
Deeply, deeply unserious.
That's what the US is now.
I hope Nintendo slows them down.
Where's the Leisure Suit Larry knockoff where it had the orange pedo raping kids?
i'd have more respect for that site and the people behind it if they were launching emulators with the entire rom libraries and said to nintendo 'fuck off and sue me.'
shows how pussy they actually are when it comes down to it.
also, think about how people went to college/graduate school to code these games lol.
waste of life.
I remember there was an awful computer game decades ago which had the player torture and kill some prisoners in a concentration camp.
Now the motherfucker is going full double down, God knows who the disgusting fuck is making this fascist Kluxer garbage.
You can also skip this and re-watch the live streams