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lemmy.world

Shoot a billionaire

for legal reasons: "a billionaire" is what I call heroin.

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you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

you need more than a day

also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

figure out if she has Alzheimer's

if she does

congratulations, you are her relative

dig through her medicine cabinet

look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

don't actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn't your last day

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lemmy.today

Plan A: Mostly just play my guitars. Probably cook a nice dinner: steak, baked potato, asparagus, beer, ice cream. Talk about movies with my son (his favorite subject), and make sure to tell him that's he's the only thing that was ever truly important to me. Then I could go happy.

Plan B: Go to the state capital, and take out as many MAGAs as I can.

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Mrkawfeereply
lemmy.world

This was the most wholesome response. You can live.

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I wrote a whole thing and deleted it, but..

Two chicks at the same time, dude!

But, not really.

One day is both too much, and not enough.

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I'd likely think about what I should be doing, not deeming anything I come up with worthy. Then I would get increasingly anxious about the time creeping closer and closer to the end until all of a sudden its here.

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Hang out with my kids all day. Luckily I'm doing that now so I'm good

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hmmm. Probably a bunch of drugs, call the people I love. play some vidya games with some on-line friends I've grown to care about. Eat the most delicious foods, and lots of them, maybe even induce vomiting so I can eat more without feeling gross. I... really like chocolate covered pretzels and pizza. Go for a walk in nature on shrooms. Attempt to set up a three-way, fail.

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Tidy up and prepare my stuff for family to take over.

Write some letters to people I care about. It would be too hard to speak with them.

It's too late in the day to fly anywhere fun, so I'd just watch my anime collection until the lights turned off.

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Well I'm away at the moment on a short holiday but without my wife and dog.

So being unable to hold either I guess I'd get off the train and drink myself into a coma.

Unless of course I can get home quickly

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I am already in line for the Swedish Air Force centennial celebration, I would still attend it.

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I'm on my way to my birthday party (the birthday is tomorrow). So I would try to ignore the fact that its my last day and party as hard as I can until I drop dead. But maybe it would be better to just cancel the party to save all my friends from the shock of me dying the moment they want to gratulate me.

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You reached the end