People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.
I specify men's restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don't involve a toilet seat.
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I don't want to touch it either, but if you're going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.
And new seats even have a bump out so you can use your feet.
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Its whatever, just wash your hands people.
The one's on doesn't are the ones who also doesn't at home and if they do they don't put it down afterwards.
Those people need to be forced to lick toilet seats until they learn some basic manners.
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole !
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole !
Try to find the stand-up show ‘no cure for cancer’ this song is in it and the rest is insanely good,
Or something like that.
That and therapy,
lol thanks, I have the CD
The video starts with the song, but it’s a 1 hour stand-up show.
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
My ex used to laugh about how he would purposefully piss on public toilet seats. Absolute sociopath. I guess Dennis was giving us some screening questions.
No, you're a dick. An asshole would shit on the toilet seat...
It's lyrics to a song called Asshole by Dennis Leary
I shit in the urinal as god intended
They even include a cake as a snack
I've seen this man!!!
Ty,asshole ,nice to meet you.
Oh, de oh de oh!
I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:
People who hover hover because of people who hover.
Yo dawg, I heard you like to hover.
For a second I thought you'd come up with a new epithet for people who don't hold up their end of the social contract: penis people. I thought, "that's a new and fun way to call someone a dick." 🤔
Not mildly.
Majorly.
I had part of my digestive tract removed. I can't afford an accident at the urinal.
It's fucking gross.
I always wipe down every seat with enough toilet paper I feel like I'm not going to directly touch any pee. It's just an ingrained habit from decades of living with people who like their toilet seats cold, moist, and yellow.
::: spoiler Tap for NSFW My least favourite is when it seems like they didn't even pull back the foreskin or something, and just completely cover the entire toilet, seat, and floor, with a fine spray of urine. Lovely. I wipe down everything with like 20 squares of tp and then wash my hands before even doing my business. :::
Those uncut savages!
We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.
A likely story, seat pisser. J'ACCUSE!
There is this thing called lifting up the seat. DO IT!
Just sit down to pee like an adult
But there's piss everywhere :(
I tend to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting, if the toilet seems filthy :D
That's a really weird thing to do. My sensory disorder feels violated through the screen.
No it’s not.
Thanks :D
Are you telling me how my sensory processing disorder should operate? Do you tell paralyzed people how to walk too?
No I’m telling you it’s not weird to not want contact with the thigh schmand of 80 different people that lived through the same hot 36deg day.
What's your problem? :D they said covering toilet seats is not weird, they were not commenting on your sensory issues.
Right. Well, it suits me. Might be weird. :P
I've literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don't lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.
Except I'm not a degenerate and I'll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
thank you!
No choice? Sit, it's more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.
When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?
I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.
How about when there's that bit of filth at the back, center you know came from their ass crack?
It's even worse when you know who it is, because now it's like you have x-ray vision to their ass crack.
People are required to wipe down sweaty gym equipment, they should also be required to wipe down the shitter. IDK why this isn't a thing.
This is why I piss into the sink instead. And since I didn't have to touch any surfaces beside my own wiener, I don't even have to worry about washing my hands.
I work at a place with a lot of people from southeast Asia. It is not uncommon to be in a stall and look over to see the feet of someone stepping into the next stall just disappear as they approach the crapper.
I don't mind them standing on the seat to squat, but for the love of humanity, please clean up the fucken mess afterwards!
Also, our toilets flush pretty assertively and often they will splash up dirty water from the toilet bowl onto the seat and floor as the auto-flush unleashes.
The weird one is the guy who uses it as a fucken bidet... like, Bruh. Nasty.
I usually sit to pee; but since there's piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat. It's a vicious cycle of piss.
Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg
Use your foot for that if you have to
Is this only trivial for gen-X?
Everything is trivial for gen X. Both the older and younger are clueless
Then I would have pee on my hand or foot. Gross.
Wow wonder how I am able to do it without that problem then.
Right? This is absolutely a non issue.
I guess unless you're incapable of balancing on one foot for 3 seconds.
As a reminder to passersby, there are actually people that can't balance on one foot at all. Or even lift it that far.
Exactly, but the vast majority of people could balance on one foot for 3 seconds. There are even walls and a door to balance against.
Or, people could just use the hands they're going to be washing in a few seconds.
Ngl, I'm not sure I want to lean against walls either. Public toilets rarely have lids, and even less often are they used when they do have them. So you've got the usual aerosolized poo water landing everywhere.
But I agree that good hand washing fixes half of the problem. The half being trying to aim a penis one handed, then zip up one handed too. I can aim one handed, not so much the zipping lol.
Truth be told though, the types of pathogens involved are fairly low, and they don't all survive well on hard surfaces. But they aren't non existent, and the ones that will transfer that way tend to be the worse ones. Enough so that I don't blame anyone for being upset at a pissy seat, much less a crappy crapper.
Well, shoe most places, but I feel you.
I actually never understood how some guys have apparently a hard time simply aiming. I never had a problem with that in my life myself.
Dual stream can be an issue. But when it is, I clean up my fucking piss. People are gonna miss or splatter; a decent human being should clean up after themselves. Most people are not decent human beings.
Dont look up the Yellow Pee Pee Monster.
Sorry in advance. lf I have to be aware he existed, you do too
or shit on the toilet seat, or the walls.
The restrooms at my workplace can get down right nasty. We get a ton of temp workers (I started out as a temp), and they are given very short breaks from the assembly line. At least 20% do not wash their hands. People carry on phone conversations and scroll TikTok in the stalls. The seats, after their breaks, are usually pretty gross. The floors around the toilets get very gross by the end of their shift.
I loathe that spironolactone makes me thirsty, and in turn makes me need to urinate somewhat often. My hovering game is on point though.
I avoid public bathrooms for this reason
I don't care about others why should I care when I'll never have to clean or use that toilet again. /s
For using the stalls to pee sometimes the urinals are full. As to why I know my wife says im one of the few men who don't leave piss on the toilet. So apparently its common. Not talking just the seat here but the bowl when the seat is up. Like the bowl rim that is parralellel to the floor so it will just sit there and be all. ewwww.
Maybe, but I'm also seeing more men going straight to the toilet stall to pee even though there are several urinals open. And even then, they should lift the seat.
yeah thats kinda wierd. maybe they are shy although then I can't imagine what they do at a ballpark.
This is why I piss in the back tank of the toilet, so the next person peeing never thinks it flushed.
Ah yes, a good old fashioned upper-decker.
Take a shit up there sometime if you really hate someone.
For them what have need to cope with this and no choice about needing to sit.
A small baggie with some surface wipes and some gloves will fit in most pockets with ease. Ideal, no. But it'll get you by for a non optional visit to a public (or badly kept private) toilet
More specific, the target practice gets more wild at a pub.
Some people can't use a urinal. Medical issues.
That being said, they should still be cleaning up after themselves. Leaving the seat a mess for other people is horrendous.
I've seen a lot of cases where people are using the toilet as a urinal. That seems to be where most of the piss is coming from.
That said, if someone can't use a urinal and needs to use a toilet, I don't know why they aren't sitting down on the toilet. I can't think of a condition which in which you can't use a urinal but you can stand and pee onto a toilet seat.
because sitting just to piss is gay apparently (heard that from multiple people)
How else do you hose the seat clean from all the explosive shit caking it before you sit down to unleash your own?
How else do you mark your territory?