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Fucking winner! Right here. Shut it down. Everything after this can only be worse

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Person 1: Which one is Six?

Person 2: The one with the seven on its face obviously.

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Ahhh nice, was going to say 'of 9' but that's a smart play on words!

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lemmy.world

"Se7en, starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Keven Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow."

Yes, the entirety of that. And yes, it'll be served in a box.

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Most people would have like thousands of chickens, pigs and cows, fish, and a few extras like duck, sheep, and deer scattered.

Joe was eating EXOTICALLY. There's buffalo, elephant, snake, tortoise, seagulls, rat, mice, owl, eagle...

I'd be surprised if somewhere there we didn't see Coelecanth and Lion or something.

Good living' Joe.

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programming.dev

If we're including killings with degrees of separation there'd be a whole bunch of people in that crowd as well.

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heaven is probably just crowded with the animals we breed and kill at industrial scale.

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Unless he was a slaughterhouse worker he didn't "take" the lives of most of those animals. The little critters at the front make sense though if they were roadkill.

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lemmy.world

You guys have never been on a dairy.

That's 2563 obviously. They cropped out the ear tag.

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Hay bedding on the ground. Employee has their phone and isn't being yelled at by a midwesterner. Lucky Number Slevin is probably a pet but the statics are very in your favor

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Cow in Japanese is 牛 (ushi), and 7 is either shichi or nana.

Shichiushi is kind of cute and flows nicely. Nanaushi is not quite as good.

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