That's the thing though. No one does buy anything from him and he's still a trillionaire because it's all theoretical. If he was forced to actually come up with the money he couldn't.
All market capitalization values are theoretical, and his is inflated the most. However. Tesla still sells a bunch of cars unfortunately. And SpaceX's value is mostly propped up by StarLink, plus the playing with rockets side of it gets juicy government contracts
I had to sink to the lowest level but I think the perceived irony is that a socialist is opening a store which some people think is inherently capitalist
He’s also got less sense than I thought a human was capable of, which is saying something, if he was smart he’d have fucked off after PayPal like Tom did when he sold MySpace
It’s been clarified that you won’t need an id to buy. It would be more akin to a loyalty card. Seems they want to use it to track usage patterns and cut off scalpers.
Remember when the World Food Program showed Musk he could solve world hunger for a mere fraction of his wealth andyet he's still here trying to dunk on people trying to put food on tables?
Musk is such a fucking waste of oxygen. This is how he tricks people into thinking he isn't as dumb as a lobotomized sunfish. He smugly says a bunch of bullshit just vague enough to fool other idiots into playing along because they want to feel smart too. There's nothing ironic about the news story he referenced. He's a fucking moronic narcissist who hears something and without even bothering to process the information immediately assumes he understands it on a level beyond everyone else. And if you press him on it even slightly he'll just say you have a tiny brain or call you a pedophile or some shit.
Good to know and I’m looking at post history right now. You’re right. Fuk these pathetic lil trolls straight living out of mamas basement. Either way it’s never been easier to spot these pathetic lil worms
Chill out, man. SMCF is a mainstay of the fediverse and I have never seen you here. Not all of their comments may land, but they've made me laugh on occasion.
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I don't think musk knows what irony means
Listened to too much Alanis Morissette
He’s one of the biggest douchebags on Earth. Once people stop buying from and listening to him, we’ll be so much better off.
That's the thing though. No one does buy anything from him and he's still a trillionaire because it's all theoretical. If he was forced to actually come up with the money he couldn't.
All market capitalization values are theoretical, and his is inflated the most. However. Tesla still sells a bunch of cars unfortunately. And SpaceX's value is mostly propped up by StarLink, plus the playing with rockets side of it gets juicy government contracts
He is too thick to recognize that extreme measures like this are necessary in no small part due to his and his peers’ greed.
There’s another solution that doesn’t involve socialism, but they are forcing it upon us by their own actions. That’s what’s ironic.
Stop engaging with Nazis on Nazi platforms.
He's an idiot. He probably thinks it would be ironic if we were all made of iron.
It's ironic that people ever thought he could be Iron Man.
it's like acid raaaaaaaaiiiin on your wedding day
I don't understand. What's ironic about a socialist opening some city owned grocery stores?
I had to sink to the lowest level but I think the perceived irony is that a socialist is opening a store which some people think is inherently capitalist
The irony is that Musk, self-proclaimed super genius, doesn't know what irony is while calling things ironic.
he would like the days when children return to the precious stone mines in South africa.
He's like a spoon who thinks it's a knife.
Nothing in the slightest, Musk is just a dumbass with more money than any human should have.
He’s also got less sense than I thought a human was capable of, which is saying something, if he was smart he’d have fucked off after PayPal like Tom did when he sold MySpace
Wait, Tom is gone? He was a friend of mine!
Tom was and remains all of our friends, he left so it would be that way
it apparently requires an ID for.. something..
It’s been clarified that you won’t need an id to buy. It would be more akin to a loyalty card. Seems they want to use it to track usage patterns and cut off scalpers.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/nyc-mayor-zohran-mamdani-team-153800291.html
Imagine when he learns about library cards.
Or driver's licenses
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even have one.
Ah, I see. And he's saying it's ironic for them to require an ID when they are against people having to show their ID at the polls. Right?
Remember when the World Food Program showed Musk he could solve world hunger for a mere fraction of his wealth andyet he's still here trying to dunk on people trying to put food on tables?
Musk is such a fucking waste of oxygen. This is how he tricks people into thinking he isn't as dumb as a lobotomized sunfish. He smugly says a bunch of bullshit just vague enough to fool other idiots into playing along because they want to feel smart too. There's nothing ironic about the news story he referenced. He's a fucking moronic narcissist who hears something and without even bothering to process the information immediately assumes he understands it on a level beyond everyone else. And if you press him on it even slightly he'll just say you have a tiny brain or call you a pedophile or some shit.
Where irony
Its too much!
It's Alanis Morissette's version of irony
The way Musk talks he makes me think he has more hands than amount of books hes read
Idk he might have given mein kamphf a go
didn't he have a copy of Hitler's speeches bedside or was that Trump?
Donald.
Thats such a large range, I would have gone with noses.
If you could ask Musk what is ironic about this situation, he couldn't tell you. Because he doesn't know the definition of "irony".
He'd probably claim it's just an Alanis Morissette song.
Former trillionaire. He's 'only' about three quarters of the way there now.
Wasn’t Musk supposed to end world hunger?
Does Melon even know the definition of irony?
The fact that Mamdani is discounting chicken, milk and eggs shows he doesn't care about animal's welfare.
Yes, this regard, right here! What a dummy
can we not use algospeak slurs please
Would you prefer "retard"?
I would prefer that you did not use a slur at all, and I feel like in an explicitly leftist space that shouldn't be a huge ask
people here hate him for a reason
These assholes still think they can spread their bs without being detected. Fuk these bots!!
SMCF is definitely not a bot. Prolific shit poster, yes. But definitely not a bot.
Good to know and I’m looking at post history right now. You’re right. Fuk these pathetic lil trolls straight living out of mamas basement. Either way it’s never been easier to spot these pathetic lil worms
Chill out, man. SMCF is a mainstay of the fediverse and I have never seen you here. Not all of their comments may land, but they've made me laugh on occasion.
Honestly, they are an acquired taste. It took some time but I have learned to enjoy SatansMaggotyCumFart.
Its spelled fuck. You don't need to censor here
He was elected by humans who wish to pay meat tribute!
Yeah, fuck that guy for doing what he can to help humans!
You need /s here, since we can't write in crayon.
Does that mean /serious?
I think it means /shitpost
Well, gee. I guess I'll just go vote for Republicans, then, until we get a perfect Democrat.
Man it's only a matter of time
What exactly do you mean by this? What is only a matter of time?
Until everyone has had enough of Musk's bullshit and they decide to deal with him, hopefully so he can rot in prison for a long time
sigh I wish I shared your optimism.
You bots are not making any sense
beep boop
That person is clearly not a bot, you can look at their post history, theyre just communicating poorly
Maybe they're a bot that communicates poorly.
Soon everyone will see