apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
..the art, sculpture, concrete, the grapes and comfortable lounging, stable monetary system, sports and entertainment arenas, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Holy shit it’s Miles Davis! I’m a huge fan, Sketches of Spain is one of my all-time favourite albums and has helped me deal with some tough times. Thank you for all the work you’ve done!
“Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house."
You should read-up on some of the things, outside their field of expertise, that have been believed by Nobel Prize winners.
Even big brain people can harbour tiny brain thoughts somewhere so it might be possible to get A’s in history, eng lit and a modern language whilst still being scientifically illiterate. Who knows?
It is very funny to me that idiot assholes can be chemically induced to experience ego death, and, sometimes, this results in them starting to form an actual conscience.
It is a condition, or family of conditions. Normal brain development involves severing millioms of connections in the toddler's brain. Some people don't develop normally. LSD helps cut redundant connections.
Better than LSD is probably actively challenging your assumptions, and getting proper sleep.
Maybe he can be part time UK MP, part time US President? I'd vote for him, he could take trump easy, and no one knows exactly what the US democrats stand for lately.
I unironically think Gary is going to feature Binface in an episode if he's elected as a MP, it would make numbers skyrocket and Binface is able to be serious while cracking jokes
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That is unironically a good idea
Half of Binface's ideas seem to be unironically a good idea, and half seem to ironically be a good idea.
The hand dryer switches on every time you piss in that urinal. Excellent policy.
I'd prestige a 2nd time just for the love of the game.
Honestly, it would be kind of fun to go through early schooling again and flex what I've learned in university.
It would be nice now that I don't care what others think of me anymore and I came to handle crowd speaking much easier.
If it has to be by a correspondence course... Because sadly you don't want random adults around a bunch of teens and kids.
This would apply to enough people to justify separate schools for them.
That's what I was gonna say. You don't want the uk maga types in a room full of kids several hours a day.
Give them their own schools, but they still have to sit at desks and chairs the size corresponding to their year.
As an American, god please elect this dude. It will be so funny and he literally cannot be any worse than the actual politicians running
God doesn't elect people 🙄😒
Yeah, come to think of it, what has that git done for us recently?
Exactly as much as he's done for us long ago.
Provide convenient excuses for everything, from collecting alms to genocidal intercontinental warfare, you name it, god can be used as a pretext.
That's not FOR us, though, that's for others AGAINST us..
I was mostly referencing the crusades, but it's there, everywhere.
https://as.cornell.edu/news/end-times-rhetoric-us-military-didnt-infiltrate-was-invited
And not just in wars or suicidal terrorist attacks - people use it to normalise the most vile shit you could think of.
Well certainly less than the Romans did.
apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
..the art, sculpture, concrete, the grapes and comfortable lounging, stable monetary system, sports and entertainment arenas, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Seize the filthy unbeliever!
Of course not, he fucked up his comma placement. It should read "as an American god, ..."
Let's see a garbage can take out the trash in the USA too!
Woah now, that's Vermin Supreme's territory. We don't need a gang war
I don't have much faith in the people of Clacton... there is a reason why Farage got elected there.... please may I be proven wrong.
If peeing your pants is cool then I'm miles Davis
Holy shit it’s Miles Davis! I’m a huge fan, Sketches of Spain is one of my all-time favourite albums and has helped me deal with some tough times. Thank you for all the work you’ve done!
Still one more than Farage or Fox would 🤷🏻
nah, reform will teardown affordable houses that are already there. they will build negative affordable houses
Good point
Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.
Count Binface is literally the most legitimate candidate opposing Farage. The other candidates are 20 odd independents plus the neonazi Laurence Fox
Actually, I'm pretty sure that he "ordered" them to stand down AFTER they had done so on their own 😁
Clacton, do the right thing. Please, I beg of you. We can't afford any more joke candidates, put your vote in the Bin!
Take out the Trash, Bring in the Bin!
I'd vote for that guy in a heartbeat
I'd vote for him even if he was running against reasonable, normal candidates.
Given who he's actually running against, there's absolutely no question. If he doesn't win, it's a travesty.
As much as I support this, the idea that a climate change denier would be capable of completing A level education is just unrealistic.
Then they can keep trying until they either pass or adjust their career expectations accordingly 🤷🏻
You should read-up on some of the things, outside their field of expertise, that have been believed by Nobel Prize winners.
Even big brain people can harbour tiny brain thoughts somewhere so it might be possible to get A’s in history, eng lit and a modern language whilst still being scientifically illiterate. Who knows?
There's something to be said for the idea that the more intelligent someone is, the better they are at rationalizing the things they believe.
That’s a good point that I’d never really considered before.
That's why they've got to start over from the beginning. Maybe by the time they get there, they'll have improved a bit.
Entirely appropriate.
When the world serves up clowns that don't realize they are clowns... retort, with a clown who does.
I've talked to these people, an electric drill couldn't get past that thick skull. Words mean nothing to them.
I humbly suggest a large does of LSD an hour before school starts, then a dose of Ecstasy at the beginning of the lesson.
https://kcl-mrcdtp.com/project/the-impact-of-mdma-on-prosocial-processing-in-psychopathy-a-randomised-cross-over-study-using-fmri/
It is very funny to me that idiot assholes can be chemically induced to experience ego death, and, sometimes, this results in them starting to form an actual conscience.
Its like a condition, with a potential cure.
It is a condition, or family of conditions. Normal brain development involves severing millioms of connections in the toddler's brain. Some people don't develop normally. LSD helps cut redundant connections.
Better than LSD is probably actively challenging your assumptions, and getting proper sleep.
All drugs should be legal
Infinitely better than what the US has pretending to be government.
Similar for England, if not all the U.K.
Maybe he can be part time UK MP, part time US President? I'd vote for him, he could take trump easy, and no one knows exactly what the US democrats stand for lately.
I like this guy.
Vote for the Count not the Cunt: Vote Count Binface.
Is this guy Gary Stevenson in costume?
No he's comedian Jonathan Harvey, writer of among other things the political satire "The thick of it" and comedy show "Have I got news for you"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thick_of_It
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_I_Got_News_for_You
I'm sure he'd get along famously with Stevenson though
He had to change from Lord Buckethead to Count Binface. At least now people will stop confusing him with the world's greatest guitar player.
Autocorrect failure ?
Yeah, two.
I unironically think Gary is going to feature Binface in an episode if he's elected as a MP, it would make numbers skyrocket and Binface is able to be serious while cracking jokes
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We need to do this here in America. Same with anti-vaxers.
Praise binface!
Just saying if we ever get rid of the monachy in favour of a president......