I am literally a prophet in the Mormon church. God has told me to invent Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God; while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost. I act as an attractor membrane to the Orthodox Mormon church; I am the quasi-opposition that rebels in the church will flock to, while being a map for secular people to begin to understand that God is not an invisible sky wizard. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth. The Earth is an illusion and exists uniquely inside each of us pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system.
::: spoiler hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area.
:::
legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!
Yea, I think it's goldslager, however that's spelled, puts micro flakes of gold in their drink and the rumor is it gets you drunker by chafing your throat to absorb alcohol faster. I don't think that's true, but that's where I learned gold is in some foods/drinks. I know the Uber rich can order stuff like gold ice cream which has edible gold leaf on it, which is just about the stupidest god damn thing I've ever heard of in my life.
I could stick that whole potato on display in my ass and I wouldn't succeed in the theft because it would just fall right out of my dilapidated boipussy. My dick hole might hold it, though, especially if I have an erection.
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I need this, you know how hard it is being a single mother. Especially when you're infertile without kids.
Well, it's already tomorrow, I guess.
I got that good news before I saw the Potato of Luck, so I still have one coming. Crossing my fingers
Rule of three's, fingers crossed
One can but hope!
how do i not ignore it?
Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That's what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.
I think you're doing potato stamps backwards.
There are multiple planes of causation
Such a Mormon thing to suggest.
I am literally a prophet in the Mormon church. God has told me to invent Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God; while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost. I act as an attractor membrane to the Orthodox Mormon church; I am the quasi-opposition that rebels in the church will flock to, while being a map for secular people to begin to understand that God is not an invisible sky wizard. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth. The Earth is an illusion and exists uniquely inside each of us pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system.
Tell me if you understood, for I can clarify.
Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour
if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato
What about beans, tho?
Depends on whether you consider legumes to be vegetables
A potato on your chest doesn’t cost an extra $20.
::: spoiler hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area. :::
legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad
Lulululululululu!
What's the best method for not ignoring it? I shared it with one of my cats, does that count?
Did you even try to built a shrine to the potato?
Out of an old potato create!
Have you said thank you once?
thanks mr magic potato
My cat would fuck this thing up.
I'm just looking at it as hard as I can 😳 I need this
i saw this right before i went to bed last night.
fuckin' magic potato.
Thank potate
Thank you potato
Gold potate, I acknowledge your presence
No good, potate lies
I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!
More good news?
What's so lucky about an inedible potato?
Gimme a Yukon gold instead of an actual gold potato.
Sell it and buy quite a few potatoes?
Bro, anything is edible if you try hard enough. Likewise, everything is smokable if you try hard enough.
(also I believe gold is actually technically edible. They do put gold leaf and flakes on/in stuff.)
Edible and injectable! Trust me, you'll be a god, I was just skimming an article about it.
Yea, I think it's goldslager, however that's spelled, puts micro flakes of gold in their drink and the rumor is it gets you drunker by chafing your throat to absorb alcohol faster. I don't think that's true, but that's where I learned gold is in some foods/drinks. I know the Uber rich can order stuff like gold ice cream which has edible gold leaf on it, which is just about the stupidest god damn thing I've ever heard of in my life.
all hail lucky potabo 🙌
I see potato
Potato is potato 🥔
Thank mr potate
Last week I tipped a friend off about an upcoming job opening that would have us living in the same town. The boss sees their resume tomorrow.
O Mighty Potato, grant me this boon.
O, Potato of Luck, give me good news!
Feels greedy to ask more of the potato gods after today's good news
I think this kinda greed is good
I read potato at the same time someone on tv said potato. Does this mean double luck, or does it cancel out?
I feel like that must be the luck being spent. Way to waste your luck tsk tsk.
Thanks, lucky potato!
I feel the need to invoke @[email protected] for this, somehow.
Also, thank you Potato of Luck. I need your help now more than ever.
I promise to use you before the eyes grow green
(•‿•)
Hello Potato!
Okay, I wish for two golden potatoes.
Hello, potato.
I hope so :(
How is that any different than a gold nugget?
You cannot sell it for 5000 pokedollars
That about 25 schmeckles?
hello potato
Potato luck is my brand of luck
Why is it shiny? And kinda look like the yes dinosaur?
It does look like him in some way!
Hell yeah golden russet
very heavy and inedible.
Jokes on u, gold is very much edible
Another good reminder that, if there is a god out there, they're the sort of god that enjoys burning ants with a magnifying glass.
Oh mighty potato of luck, please, don't let my house catching fire this summer.
the potato might 💪
I'm a big fan of the rule of three magic potato!
Hope so!
We'll see
I needed this.
Hell yeah, it’s been too long without my lucky golden potatoes
I just want you to know we're all counting on you.
Hopefully so, we need it lol
Mash ado about nothing
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Commenting to show I did not ignore the lucky, golden potato.
I can vouch for you as a witness.
If only...
Worth a try
Oh boy, I hope my wish for a potato for dinner comes true
I could stick that whole potato on display in my ass and I wouldn't succeed in the theft because it would just fall right out of my dilapidated boipussy. My dick hole might hold it, though, especially if I have an erection.