When Margret Thatcher died people were singing "Ding dong the witch is dead". What song do you think people will be singing when Donald Trump dies?
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It will be YMCA.
Old man, you've been a lifelong clown,
I said, "Old man, get the hell out of town"
I said, "Old man, be buried under the ground"
There's no need to be unhappy
I read the news and saw that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY
Let me say again we know that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY-ay
#Future us, hopefully not too far off
Look at that world-class air dicking!
Surprised no one said the obvious one. The first one is from The Wizard of Oz, only fitting that we should sing a song from the the sequel: No One Mourns the Wicked. No One Mourns the Wicked
I won't be singing anything. I'll just be fucking relieved. But even when he dies this mess won't be over. There's a lot to dismantle, and we'll still have to deal with VP couch fucker, Thiel, the cabinet, ICE, and much more. Trump's death will be a beginning, not an end.
Yea, trump is given WAY too much credit for what this administration has done. Not that he isn't an evil child fucker, but remember he's legitimately riddled with dementia and has no idea what's going on. He's somebody's puppet, and when he dies lots of crimes will be pinned on him while the evil shadow cabal continues to walk free and wreak havoc. Remember no president holds as much power as trump is given credit for, he has powerful backers that are running the show. Think about if China or russia wanted to destroy the USA without an invasion, what would it look like? Oh yea were fucking living it, the division, the stripping of human rights, the surveillance state. The GLOBAL movement toward the far right. No doubt in my mind actors foreign and domestic alike are trying to burn this place to the ground and keep us infighting instead of sorting this out.
That’s the truth. The billionaires that funded the reich wing, the troll farms, the takeover of our news and media…they’ll still be out there continuing their destruction.
Day of judgement, god is calliiiiiiing...
As the war machine keeps crawliiiiiiing...
Begging mercies for their siiiiiiins...
Satan laughing spreads his wiiiiiiings...
War pigs. Nice.
almost the same: "the ding-dong is dead"
When Berlusconi died I offered gelato to all of the office.
We all know what they would be saying and doing if it was the other way around. They don't have beliefs, morals, or honor. Act accordingly.
Ask the Brits and the Aussies to help with another chant
I think something by CeeLo Green.
It will be an epic party in the streets imo
We're commin' out, around the world
Moving to a brand new beat
People singin' and people playin'
And Danceing the Street
"That's why I say hey man nice shot"
And yes, I know the history behind the song.
I drove around town blasting that when Charlie got Kirked
Good shot, man
"Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always." IRA statement towards Thatcher after the failed assassination attempt on her life at the Grand Hotel in Brighton, 1984.
Back when shame at least drove them to put lead in the back of their head on live TV.
Now they just don't give a fuck.
I don't (know the history), care to elaborate?
Politician R. Budd Dwyer was convicted of bribery charges in 1987. After professing his innocence, he shot himself in the head on live TV during a press conference.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Man_Nice_Shot
I should give them a listen again
Celebration by kool and the gang.
We gonna have a good time that night
I generally do not celebrate people's deaths, on principle. Trump will be an exception. Well, except if it is by assassination, I don't want him to die a martyr.
"I do not wish a man dead, but I read some obituaries with great joy."
Whose quote is that?
Twain
My worry is even of the diddler had a massive heart attack the right-eingers will spin it that he was martyred and use it as an excuse to nuke Iran or push the extreme end of his agenda.
The spin is going to be that the deep state has the technology to stop someone's heart remotely. Mark my words.
I still maintain that the people most likely to want Trump dead are the elite not the general populace. Sure he has terrible approval ratings but most people don't know how to hire an assassin. Corporations do.
Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from Trump are those in scaffolding supplies who keep having to put up scaffolding all over Washington as he keeps slapping his name on everything
Uh, there are a SHITTON of people benefiting from the orange kid-fucker. MIC, his buddy fElon, cronies on the inside of his stock meddling, basically every rich person who pays less on taxes than you or me, his personal pool guy who fucked up the reflecting pool, UFC and Paramount did pretty well on that white trach birthday that fucked up the grass...
I hate to see living things die but I can accept removing tumors.
Lindsey Graham is dead, what are we singing for him?
Oh my god its actually true!!!
Also, Its Raining Men seems like the best choice or Trapped in the Closet
I heard the news from you, thanks
Doing my duty 🫡
Did he fall out a window?
"Heart attack" straight after coming up with a bunch of sanctions against Russia.
Never thought Putin and I would agree on something but here we are
You agree with the invasion of Ukraine?
Nope, you?
YMCA, because he'll finally be able to rest in peace in that big gay bathhouse in the sky he's always wanted to be in.
And doing the jerking two dicks dance
But only during the verses. If he could read, he would try to do the letters in the chorus.
The fuck, dude. He is not fancy enough to make the guest list in Hell. The big gay bathhouse of the damned is pretty sweet
YMCA or Macho Man, it's perfect.
The Coup - 5 Million Ways to Kill a C.E.O.
Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
Billy Brag - All You Fascists
for no other reason than that i like it - chumbawamba's version of the world turned upside down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEv3LpXNX8U
Uncle Fucker
You're an uncle fucker I must say!
I fucked your uncle yesterday!
Weeeeeeeeeelllllllllll
Like a Storm - Wish You Hell
Bobaflex - I'm Glad You're Dead (it's about a shitty mom, but still mostly fits the theme)
Many many songs it will be the biggest global celebration in history
No One Mourns The Wicked
Ohh, I like this suggestion.
"Celebrate good times, c'mon"
Green Day's "Ha ha you're dead."
Ha ha you're dead. The joke is over You were an asshole... And now you're gone.
Nothing, he doesn't deserve the attention.
I bought fireworks
When he goes we'll still have the machine they slapped in place still there or at the very least the mess they left behind. If the next president goes into repair mode it'll probably consume the entire term at the very least.
In the meantime I have a bottle of champagne in the fridge.
That's exactly what I said during the 2020 election. If Biden won, he'd had to spend the first 2-3 trying to repair the US's reputation on the world stage and being the country back from COVID. All the while, vile shit stains like mcconell outright said they'd do everything they could to ensure it makes Biden look bad and not pass anything meaningful. His goal was to fuck over this country for the sole purpose of political points.
Lindsey Graham kicked the bucket last night.
The absolute banger "YOU ARE DEAD" from Total Distortion
Well that sure takes me back.
YMCA feels appropriate
“Hallelujah”.
Kinda weird to play a love song for that... 🤷♂️
I was going more for the chorus, but if you’re looking for straight up lyrics to represent the moment, then my backup is “New Aryans” by Reagan Youth.
I assumed you were actually meaning the church hymn and not the Leonard Cohen song and was just being silly. 🤣
It's a breakup song. 🙂
By Leonard Cohen, by Dr Alban or by Georg Händel?
All three of them, as a round
This was the cold open on SNL the week after Trump won the first time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDT_(song)
Ymca
Middle-out, tip-to-tip, cold swap.
oompa loompa song would be fun
I look forward to someone making an appropriate oompa loompa song for his exit.
🎶What do you get when you rape, cheat and steal? Eating McDonald's for ev-er-y meal, leaving a stank in the place that you sat? What do you think will, come, of, that? Fuck-right-off-and-rest-in-piss. 🎶
Oompah loompah doompatydump...
This could have legs. Lots of versions, from all over the world!
YMCA.
"I SAID WHAT WHAT, IN THE BUTT!" (Butters version).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PvTrTp7Tc
I've got a goddamn playlist ready
Witch witch the ding dongs dead?
I like it.
It will still be "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" except someone will use AI to flip that W to an M.
M for Monald Mump?
Hey! Mr. Mump is a philanthropist and a humanitarian!
He had me over for dinner last night and helped me do my taxes!
haha my bad. I had Mitch on the mind.
We all did. And then the bastard had to go and not die on us
When he lost in 2019 Party in the USA was one of the top streamed songs.
2020?
Also that
Most likely just a very loud worldwide massive sigh of relief.
I think it's Billie holiday that sang "when that man is dead and gone"
Lizzie and the Triggermen just did a very good cover of it.
Same song for the man who cries about Witch hunts.
I'll be wondering how much worse will it get?, Maggie leads to shit stains like Farage, Regan leads to shit stains like Trumpet, where do they lead to ?
how do we get a world that supports these people with a vote? (the questions rhetorical)
Let's create a new song for his death! Also should be a ceremony to honor and remember the people he murdered.
Highway to Hell.
I have a playlist ready, lots already mentioned here. Don’t forget FDT. I blast this often around magas.
I will also be blasting Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.
GLORIA IN EXCELCIS DEO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhYIZJj6rk
Lily Allen's Fuck You always comes to mind when I think of Trump. Perhaps it could be his funeral march. Doesn't perfectly fit the death theme, but does fit the dude otherwise quite well.
So Long from Sound of Music.
Another one bites the dust by Queen.
Smurfs theme song.
But I don't know, all joking aside, perhaps I'll just quietly be happy. This was supposed to be finally over already 6 years ago.
Another One bites the dust is perfection.
Nah, if you pay attention to the lyrics the people biting the dust in that song seem to be interesting folks in dramatic scenarios. Far cooler than he'll deserve.
Well it's not surprising it fits. It was was written about GW Bush.
Think it will be like the scene from Band of Brothers were the string quartet plays in the ruins.
https://youtu.be/t3EzbmoXiy4
In the Air Tonight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Air_Tonight
by Phil Collins
Ooh fuck you're gonna make me drum
When Will You Die by They Might Be Giants
Orchestras on every corner playing 'ode to joy'.
When that man is dead and gone.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UM1Rn3PD3Z0
I respectfully submit: Fuck You 45.
"Creep"
Whatever song it'/ll definitely have the energy of "Who let the dogs out"
on the day it finally happens
“Ding dong … is dead!”
Dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo doDoooooo Do "Hey! You Suck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1VL2gry2TM
"We're gonna beat the hell otta you, and you, and you, and you and you and you!"
Pretty sure Ill be too drunk to remember.
Ding dong one of the Israel's bitch is dead.
Nina Simone's Sinnerman
Or "Feelin' Good."
Na na hey hey kiss him goodbye - Steam
Ewww
given his "drain the swamp" catchphrase, I nominate Swamp Song by Tool
"why don't you watch where you're wandering
why don't you watch where you're stumbling
you're wading knee-deep and going in
and you may never come back again
this bog is thick and
easy to get lost in
'cause you're a stupid
belligerent fucker
I hope it sucks you down"
though of course Eulogy would also be an excellent choice
Donald tRump's House of Wings
This is in remembrance to the time that you were with us
And while you may be gone now, you are always in my head
— Anti-Eulogy (I Hope You Stay Dead) by Hail The Sun
https://youtu.be/LC5PU9YNlGM
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yZdsOHRDMEA
A Light That Never Comes - Linkin Park
A King can only rein 'till instead
There comes that day, it's off with his head
The night gets darkest right before dawn
What don't kill you makes you more strong
You'll have my mercy, then when you're gone
For Doz Dat Slept - Black Sheep (1991)
Lyrics at Genius.com
hey hey ho ho
let's not be mean a man lost his life
ho ho hey hey
wow i can't even this is not ok you guys
What did trump himself say a couple months ago when someone he didn't like died?
Who was it, Robert Mueller? Oh, yes. Here it is.
Yeah, he'll get no sympathy. Christ himself will shed tears of joy while telling all those Iranian schoolgirls who are with him that "Everything is alright now, the bad man is gone."
well yes but i thought it was reasonably clear that it was meant to be a mocking imitation and not my own opinion. i suppose i fucked it up
(fyi @[email protected] i saw yours earlier and forgot to reply, sorry)
It can be hard to tell these days...
Yeah guys, let’s treat the child rapist, who committed mass social murder, with some dignity. He’s just like the rest of us
On the plus side, he’s been the greatest blow to American imperialism, show some respect