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Old man, you've been a lifelong clown,
I said, "Old man, get the hell out of town"
I said, "Old man, be buried under the ground"
There's no need to be unhappy

I read the news and saw that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY
Let me say again we know that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY-ay

#Future us, hopefully not too far off

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lemmy.world

I won't be singing anything. I'll just be fucking relieved. But even when he dies this mess won't be over. There's a lot to dismantle, and we'll still have to deal with VP couch fucker, Thiel, the cabinet, ICE, and much more. Trump's death will be a beginning, not an end.

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lemmy.world

Yea, trump is given WAY too much credit for what this administration has done. Not that he isn't an evil child fucker, but remember he's legitimately riddled with dementia and has no idea what's going on. He's somebody's puppet, and when he dies lots of crimes will be pinned on him while the evil shadow cabal continues to walk free and wreak havoc. Remember no president holds as much power as trump is given credit for, he has powerful backers that are running the show. Think about if China or russia wanted to destroy the USA without an invasion, what would it look like? Oh yea were fucking living it, the division, the stripping of human rights, the surveillance state. The GLOBAL movement toward the far right. No doubt in my mind actors foreign and domestic alike are trying to burn this place to the ground and keep us infighting instead of sorting this out.

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when he dies lots of crimes will be pinned on him while the evil shadow cabal continues to walk free and wreak havoc.

That’s the truth. The billionaires that funded the reich wing, the troll farms, the takeover of our news and media…they’ll still be out there continuing their destruction.

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Day of judgement, god is calliiiiiiing...

As the war machine keeps crawliiiiiiing...

Begging mercies for their siiiiiiins...

Satan laughing spreads his wiiiiiiings...

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We all know what they would be saying and doing if it was the other way around. They don't have beliefs, morals, or honor. Act accordingly.

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Ask the Brits and the Aussies to help with another chant

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  • "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves.
  • "(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You" by Louis Prima
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We're commin' out, around the world

Moving to a brand new beat

People singin' and people playin'

And Danceing the Street

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sh.itjust.works

"That's why I say hey man nice shot"

And yes, I know the history behind the song.

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I drove around town blasting that when Charlie got Kirked

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"Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always." IRA statement towards Thatcher after the failed assassination attempt on her life at the Grand Hotel in Brighton, 1984.

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Back when shame at least drove them to put lead in the back of their head on live TV.

Now they just don't give a fuck.

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lemmy.world

I generally do not celebrate people's deaths, on principle. Trump will be an exception. Well, except if it is by assassination, I don't want him to die a martyr.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

"I do not wish a man dead, but I read some obituaries with great joy."

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lemmy.world

My worry is even of the diddler had a massive heart attack the right-eingers will spin it that he was martyred and use it as an excuse to nuke Iran or push the extreme end of his agenda.

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The spin is going to be that the deep state has the technology to stop someone's heart remotely. Mark my words.

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feddit.uk

I still maintain that the people most likely to want Trump dead are the elite not the general populace. Sure he has terrible approval ratings but most people don't know how to hire an assassin. Corporations do.

Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from Trump are those in scaffolding supplies who keep having to put up scaffolding all over Washington as he keeps slapping his name on everything

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Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from trump are

Uh, there are a SHITTON of people benefiting from the orange kid-fucker. MIC, his buddy fElon, cronies on the inside of his stock meddling, basically every rich person who pays less on taxes than you or me, his personal pool guy who fucked up the reflecting pool, UFC and Paramount did pretty well on that white trach birthday that fucked up the grass...

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Oh my god its actually true!!!

Also, Its Raining Men seems like the best choice or Trapped in the Closet

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infosec.pub

I heard the news from you, thanks

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lemmy.world

"Heart attack" straight after coming up with a bunch of sanctions against Russia.

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lemmy.world

YMCA, because he'll finally be able to rest in peace in that big gay bathhouse in the sky he's always wanted to be in.

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But only during the verses. If he could read, he would try to do the letters in the chorus.

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rest in peace in that big gay bathhouse in the sky he's always wanted to be in.

The fuck, dude. He is not fancy enough to make the guest list in Hell. The big gay bathhouse of the damned is pretty sweet

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Like a Storm - Wish You Hell

Bobaflex - I'm Glad You're Dead (it's about a shitty mom, but still mostly fits the theme)

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Green Day's "Ha ha you're dead."

Ha ha you're dead. The joke is over You were an asshole... And now you're gone.

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When he goes we'll still have the machine they slapped in place still there or at the very least the mess they left behind. If the next president goes into repair mode it'll probably consume the entire term at the very least.

In the meantime I have a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

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If the next president goes into repair mode it’ll probably consume the entire term at the very least

That's exactly what I said during the 2020 election. If Biden won, he'd had to spend the first 2-3 trying to repair the US's reputation on the world stage and being the country back from COVID. All the while, vile shit stains like mcconell outright said they'd do everything they could to ensure it makes Biden look bad and not pass anything meaningful. His goal was to fuck over this country for the sole purpose of political points.

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🎵Well I heard there was a secret chord,

That David played and it pleased the Lord,

But you don't really care for music, do ya?🎵

Kinda weird to play a love song for that... 🤷‍♂️

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lemmy.world

I was going more for the chorus, but if you’re looking for straight up lyrics to represent the moment, then my backup is “New Aryans” by Reagan Youth.

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This was the cold open on SNL the week after Trump won the first time.

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lemmy.world

I look forward to someone making an appropriate oompa loompa song for his exit.

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🎶What do you get when you rape, cheat and steal? Eating McDonald's for ev-er-y meal, leaving a stank in the place that you sat? What do you think will, come, of, that? Fuck-right-off-and-rest-in-piss. 🎶

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This could have legs. Lots of versions, from all over the world!

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lemmy.world

It will still be "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" except someone will use AI to flip that W to an M.

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Hey! Mr. Mump is a philanthropist and a humanitarian!

He had me over for dinner last night and helped me do my taxes!

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lemmy.zip

When he lost in 2019 Party in the USA was one of the top streamed songs.

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lemmy.world

I think it's Billie holiday that sang "when that man is dead and gone"

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Lizzie and the Triggermen just did a very good cover of it.

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I'll be wondering how much worse will it get?, Maggie leads to shit stains like Farage, Regan leads to shit stains like Trumpet, where do they lead to ?

how do we get a world that supports these people with a vote? (the questions rhetorical)

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Let's create a new song for his death! Also should be a ceremony to honor and remember the people he murdered.

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I have a playlist ready, lots already mentioned here. Don’t forget FDT. I blast this often around magas.

I will also be blasting Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.

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suppo.fi

Lily Allen's Fuck You always comes to mind when I think of Trump. Perhaps it could be his funeral march. Doesn't perfectly fit the death theme, but does fit the dude otherwise quite well.

So Long from Sound of Music.

Another one bites the dust by Queen.

Smurfs theme song.

But I don't know, all joking aside, perhaps I'll just quietly be happy. This was supposed to be finally over already 6 years ago.

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Nah, if you pay attention to the lyrics the people biting the dust in that song seem to be interesting folks in dramatic scenarios. Far cooler than he'll deserve.

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Well it's not surprising it fits. It was was written about GW Bush.

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given his "drain the swamp" catchphrase, I nominate Swamp Song by Tool

"why don't you watch where you're wandering
why don't you watch where you're stumbling
you're wading knee-deep and going in
and you may never come back again

this bog is thick and
easy to get lost in
'cause you're a stupid
belligerent fucker

I hope it sucks you down"

though of course Eulogy would also be an excellent choice

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A Light That Never Comes - Linkin Park

A King can only rein 'till instead
There comes that day, it's off with his head
The night gets darkest right before dawn
What don't kill you makes you more strong
You'll have my mercy, then when you're gone

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piefed.zip

hey hey ho ho
let's not be mean a man lost his life
ho ho hey hey
wow i can't even this is not ok you guys

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sopuli.xyz

What did trump himself say a couple months ago when someone he didn't like died?

Who was it, Robert Mueller? Oh, yes. Here it is.

Trump reacted to Mueller's passing in a March 21 post on Truth Social that said: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.

Yeah, he'll get no sympathy. Christ himself will shed tears of joy while telling all those Iranian schoolgirls who are with him that "Everything is alright now, the bad man is gone."

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piefed.zip

well yes but i thought it was reasonably clear that it was meant to be a mocking imitation and not my own opinion. i suppose i fucked it up

(fyi @[email protected] i saw yours earlier and forgot to reply, sorry)

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Yeah guys, let’s treat the child rapist, who committed mass social murder, with some dignity. He’s just like the rest of us

On the plus side, he’s been the greatest blow to American imperialism, show some respect

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