One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
That's either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.
If you're looking to refute a point, then commit to it and argue properly. If you're trying to make a different point, then state it and provide your reasoning.
It's very annoying to see "you're only in the other camp because you're a dumb-dumb" rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.
It's two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order "point at the other boat and scoff harder!"
No, it's one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.
They both have insurance policies out on the boat.
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I've got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won't suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it's usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven't been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife's lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat's affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn't know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.
It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.
Idk, shortly after seeing trans lesbians I decided to transition. And I clearly didn't have years of struggling with those feelings prior to that… Every teenage boy hates not having breasts and for some reason suspects he's only compatible with bi women.
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If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative
One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.
Five examples spanning decades? 👏
You’re absolutely right. We really should have more than 2 political parties.
Unless you were trying to make some other point.
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
That's either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.
That's a distinction without a difference.
If you're looking to refute a point, then commit to it and argue properly. If you're trying to make a different point, then state it and provide your reasoning.
You did neither.
Can we at least get the wickerman?
It's possible to become extremely tired of RELENTLESS reality-defying bOtH SiDes nonsense.
That’s very clearly not what happened here
Yes, the Democrats are also conservatives by global standards.
Not true! We've all heard of the communist part...
Oh they don't anymore do they?
It's very annoying to see "you're only in the other camp because you're a dumb-dumb" rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.
It's two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order "point at the other boat and scoff harder!"
No, it's one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.
They both have insurance policies out on the boat.
Uh, everyone tuck your pants into your socks
My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇
ohhh that's good
It's probably true too
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I've got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won't suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it's usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that's gay.
Conservatives: unironically, this.
Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.
No, you have to show them two women kissing.
Now I'm a lesbian.
Me too! And I'm a cis man!
We can fix that.
You know what to do. Now go put on those pantyhose and makeup. You're the lipstick lesbian now.
Do any femmes still wear pantyhose?
That will just turn them into transbians.
Can confirm. Saw a classmate with her GF and got very jealous, despite having my own GF at the time. Turns out I was jealous of the wrong thing.
Now i am a woman and lesbian
I remember my dad explaining that "the gays" did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.
Double income, and no kids. It's the ultimate life-hack.
Were it so easy
What did he think about lesbians
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven't been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
Poor household fetish
The day your dad discovered DINKs.
At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess
Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something
/s
The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.
Now I identify as a gay frog.
I like fish sticks.
Now I'm
Kanye Westa gay fish.kiss one of the frogs, and you'll have yourself a gay prince!
What if they are a gay frog cursed to become a human
This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).
They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.
It won't work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It's too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff
Wait hold on I have not considered this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife's lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat's affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
God i love a compelling narrative. Keep going, i'm close.
that definitely turned me lesbian... in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now
The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.
That sounds homosexual to me
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
Wait till they see the rainbow crosswalk
It does seem to have its own gravity.
All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again "on accidente"
That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.
Maybe they need a more robust ideology
No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.
Excellent! Do you perhaps have some links to this phenomenon, so I can help with the effort?
Dang, what logic gate did you step through? Good thinking!
Except fuck Dave Chappel, the bigoted piece of shit LGBTQ hater.
Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.
If they see two men kissing, then they see two women kissing, does it equal out?
Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?
Shit I haven’t been to the weekly antifa meeting in awhile, not up to date with the current meta strats
how do you turn the kids ace? Do you not show them any people kissing?
You show them a reversed clip. logic.
But that would mean that sexuality is fluid....
Liquidsexual
Or two women kissing.
this logic is undeniable.
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn't know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
Maybe heterosexuality is a metastable state while homosexuality is a stable ground state. It's like sexual vacuum decay.
"Obviously two men kissing is so much better than a man and woman kissing, so that wouldn't possibly work" - some of those homophobes probably.
They just don't want to teach people it's normal
I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.
It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.
Idk, shortly after seeing trans lesbians I decided to transition. And I clearly didn't have years of struggling with those feelings prior to that… Every teenage boy hates not having breasts and for some reason suspects he's only compatible with bi women.
includes a redtube pro suscrption, problem solved.