Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.
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Or RFK-style brainworms from eating a raccoon dick.
or cordyceps fungus slowly zombifying him. With any luck he'll be climbing the white house by the end of the week to bloom so a bird eats him.
He's already been zombified with his dementia.
The evil fat orange man archetype.
Lynch really made the Harkonnens appropriately horrific, better than the new movies in this and some other aspects IMO.
Is that a young Gordon Ramsay in the back?
Pretty sure that's a young Nathan Fillion
That would be a remarkably old looking 13 year old if that was the case. Fillion was born in 71 and this movie came out in 84.
Or it was sarcasm in which case I ate it.
Lol sarcasm, shitpost, same difference ;)
I thought it looked like Nathan Fillion
Edit: I should read the comments before I post 🤪
If you look at the report they published Trump is listed as being 0.3 BMI points away from counting as obese which is hilariously convenient. On his blood analysis they even put his cholesterol levels as being normal when he's an obese 80 year old that barely exercises.
Barely exercises? He plays golf daily!
Driving that golf cart all the way onto the green surely burns many calories.
He's not obese, he's morbidly obese, even by US standards constantly being changed.
Cholesterol could be ok, it's about 90% genetic.
Even if he had genetics on his side, his cholesterol would be sky high.
No, My dad was over 280, mid 70s, lived off of fried chicken sandwiches and subway. Had normal cholesterol...
That seems like a completely normal amount of medical specialsts needed for a routine checkup.
/s btw
Next time I go in for my physical I’m gonna ask where my other 21 physicians are.
Is it routine to have checkups like every month and a half?
Let's see here, I got the list... Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd... Dr. Evil.
Seems legit. I think he's probably fine.
He needs to see Dr. Kevorkian, too bad he died.
Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”
HI DR. NICK!
" if you die...you don't pay!"
That's serious commitment.
I'm pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn't make it.
Dr. Rockso
Dr. Venture
Dr. Venture is the one who concerns me the most.
What about that doctor Bugs Bunny is always greeting?
No Dr. Horrible? =(
Dr. Oz?! lol
The show is (was?) called Doctor Who. The character is just The Doctor.
But then there's that whole exchange from World Enough and Time that ends with this:
I know they're doing a bit, but I think it provides adequate cover for proper geeks to nevertheless use the expression when it'll provide shorthand clarity.
Trump healthy? u decide
Looks like zombie pics
Weekend at bernies
That ear is in pinnacle condition though. Must be what they’re referring to when they talk about his health. Not a blemish in sight.
Or the divot in the neck!
Ah, didn’t catch that. I thought it was pointing out the lack of bullet scars on the ear.
Whatever he's got, I hope it's really painful.
lol.
lmfao even.
Roflwaffle perhaps
Roflmafaoatcrstd!
https://youtu.be/eOifa1WrOnQ?is=OxT1jjfgOKwcM_QA
22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.
Even if it was free to us plebs, having 22 specialists look at you for a "regular checkup" wouldn't primarily be an indication of how great the medical system was.
If Ole' Poopypants croaks, they might have to give more medical care to poor people, which is why they'll keep him alive at all costs.
22??
Try not to get any more doctors on the way to the parking lot!
Hey you get back here!
He’s just that healthy!
They're doing studies to see how he's able to be so healthy.
I thought it said "Trump assassinated... "
Wishful thinking 😉
Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.
Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you're dead within a year. Maybe they're all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?
Definitely going to suffer a massive coronary event in the next 2-3 months I bet. He's actually stressing out because so many hate him, even amongst his former base, he thought a war with Iran would be easy, his own party and base are starting to realize this isn't good. Add in what we've seen and heard of his medical issues, his ticket is about to explode.
Much higher chance of another stroke. He's definitely had strokes.
The bruising is from blood thinners, the neck scarring is from trying to increase blood flow to his brain to counter his obvious dementia.
If this happens, I will buy hash oil, shape it into a fat old fascist, and dab the whole thing.
I think you might be right about approval ratings stressing him out though. How much people like him and how much money he has are basically the only two things he's capable of caring about.
More doctors than anyone! Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
More doctors at checkups, more dementia tests, and more medical visits than anyone. He truly is the healthiest person there is.
I hope he dies soon.
'We're in the Endgame now.'
He needs to make it to the halfway mark so that Vance doesn't have it count as a full term (and can therefore run over the next 2 elections).
I don't think even MAGA is voting for Vance lol, but maybe they will if the podcasts tell them to
They're leaning more towards Tucker Carlson afaik. Which is concerning, because he's the smart Christofascist I was originally worried DeSantis represented.
I think that's what he is planning. I don't think that's going to happen. Dude looks like he's on deaths door.
That’s a lot of gynecologists.
Need some for the neckgina.
Imaginary physicians.
Anyone else thinking of Wapol and the Isshi-20?
i wish he would hurry up and…
Deepthroat the small end of a 12 gauge
Deepthroating either end would probably do the trick at this point.