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YES, was looking for someone who posted David Hasselhoff.

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lemmy.world

mullet so tight the panties just baja blast off.

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Oh my fucking god I want that Jazz Honda and riding gear. I want it so bad you've no idea.

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Tiralreply
lemmy.world

Yeah but he's also Jack from Stargate.... So that makes him better or redeems himself depending on you look at it.

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RDA defined my childhood. MacGyver and Stargate were two of my favorite television shows entirely due to that guy's charisma.

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lemmy.zip

i need these sorted into an alignment chart

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lemmy.world

That would be an interesting one. I don't think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.

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Cypressreply
lemmy.zip

Perhaps we'll need to replace the lawful-chaotic axis with another spectrum...

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lemmy.world

Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players

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Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is

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Billy Ray Cyrus: Best Mullet, Joe Dirt: Most Impressive, Theo Von: Would

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I don't know who most of those people are but, for the ones I do know, I had no idea what they looked like.

Except Joe Dirt. Him I recognize.

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feddit.org

the whole right column and Toby Keith are in the running

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John Daly

Because while I don't think he has the best mullet specifically, he's combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that's savage.

Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn't a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn't look redneck enough. And the rest just didn't have the balls to do the bowl cut.

Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.

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I only know who two of them are and one is David Spade in character.

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