Spyke

YES, was looking for someone who posted David Hasselhoff.

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Oh my fucking god I want that Jazz Honda and riding gear. I want it so bad you've no idea.

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lemmy.world

Yeah but he's also Jack from Stargate.... So that makes him better or redeems himself depending on you look at it.

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RDA defined my childhood. MacGyver and Stargate were two of my favorite television shows entirely due to that guy's charisma.

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lemmy.world

That would be an interesting one. I don't think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.

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lemmy.zip

Perhaps we'll need to replace the lawful-chaotic axis with another spectrum...

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lemmy.world

Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players

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Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is

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I don't know who most of those people are but, for the ones I do know, I had no idea what they looked like.

Except Joe Dirt. Him I recognize.

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Semi serious answer - Joe Dirt More serious answer - Mel Gibson

Theo Vons, though it looks good, isn't a true mullet. Mel Gibson's a mullet at the limit between mullet and lions mane - the best kind of mullet

Joe dirt's mullet works if you like sharp edges, hence the unconventional beard is actually GOOD in combination with the hair

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Billy Ray Cyrus: Best Mullet, Joe Dirt: Most Impressive, Theo Von: Would

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feddit.org

the whole right column and Toby Keith are in the running

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Toby Keith doesn’t want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt

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John Daly

Because while I don't think he has the best mullet specifically, he's combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that's savage.

Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn't a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn't look redneck enough. And the rest just didn't have the balls to do the bowl cut.

Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.

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I only know who two of them are and one is David Spade in character.

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