Then why is everyone complaining about Trump and co? They're trying their very best, and yes it's taking forever, but they'll win. He assured everyone, we will get tired of winning.
But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren't going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?
It's like Trump set out to prove how incompetent Vance is before he runs for president. Next he'll send Rubio on a series of challenges to prove what a loser he is.
Then Trump can say, "Well, I tried to give these guys a chance to prove themselves, but they failed at everything. Looks like I'll just have to stick around for another term."
I'm in Ohio and felt this dude was slimy from the second I saw him. I don't like Trump either. And yet Democrats can't offer us good options either. God I hate FPTP two party voting.
I believe he gets setup to fail by Trump. 3 terms and a movie. He was also asked/forced to say the line "Iranian nuclear vest suicide bombers in supermarkets", and was told by Israel to fail the Iran peace talks midway through.
I want to point out the fact that Vance is actually chubby, his suit hides it, but he's got a gross body. He plays like he's attractive, but he's not, let's see a shirt off pic of this clown. Seriously, you have to give the people what they want.
Great template, truly a work of art
First door should be La-z-boy
i feel like this disrespects his love of guyliner. his eyes don't pop enough.
He should visit Putin for reasons.
Then BiBi!
He should visit Trump more often
We should encourage more one on one time between P and VP. Let's see how the trend goes. It's the only responsible thing we can do as researchers.
Becomes VP of US, ----> kills US
That is a desired outcome
Then why is everyone complaining about Trump and co? They're trying their very best, and yes it's taking forever, but they'll win. He assured everyone, we will get tired of winning.
He's the king Midas of shit
I thought that was his boss. Maybe he's king in waiting of shit, prince of shit? Okay I got nothing good but perhaps he's the grave maker.
They didn't even say "thank you!"
american liz truss
But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
HFCS?
The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren't going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?
those persian ottamans and couches must be heaven for him.
This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.
Exactly 10 years ago, Trump was a joke.
He could be the new Dan Quayle. No one knows where he ended up, and importantly, no one cares.
Dan Quayle may have saved US democracy by advising Pence to do his fucking job and certify the election .
"Saved" might be too strong of a word
temporarily preserved?
Forestalled the inevitable
Feared by people and couches alike.
He should use this power for good. We'll have to trick him into doing it, probably...
The J stands for Jinxed
And I always thought J.D. was a warning and stood for "Jizzes into your Divan".
They named him JD when his parents brought him home from the hospital and he immediately started hip thrusting the couch.
Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.
It's pretty messed up you compare us to Vance.
I thought his name was REEK
Idk, but him get castrated and flayed wouldn't be the worst..
Can we watch?
If you really look at it, trump is the one sending him and vance is just a yes man. This is trump's streak.
Yeah, and it's on the couch cushion
the charisma of gonorrhea!
I'm getting the feeling that JD might not be a very talented politician.
You're not looking at it from the right direction.
If you look at it from the perspective of 'do what daddy Peter tells you to do' he is reasonably talented.
Can he take Trump to his next heart doctor checkup?
he has shielding with his orange foundation.
Damn someone should get him to meet Trump!
isnt thats why trump sent him far away from him, and the current pope doesnt want to go near VANCE either. USHA is also mysteriously missing.
Come visit Serbia next, please
I believe it's called incompetence.
Pope died??!
The previous one, Pope Francis, not the current one, who is Pope Leo XIV.
The current one wisely declined meeting with him.
Meet the new pope. Same as the old pope.
But not the old pope we don’t talk about.
Oh yeah that makes sense
The Vance effect…much like the kiss of death in the godfather movie.
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
death made him one of his reapers.
The Political Grim Reaper.
It's like Trump set out to prove how incompetent Vance is before he runs for president. Next he'll send Rubio on a series of challenges to prove what a loser he is.
Then Trump can say, "Well, I tried to give these guys a chance to prove themselves, but they failed at everything. Looks like I'll just have to stick around for another term."
I'm in Ohio and felt this dude was slimy from the second I saw him. I don't like Trump either. And yet Democrats can't offer us good options either. God I hate FPTP two party voting.
Whatever’s normal.
They never said thank you.
I believe he gets setup to fail by Trump. 3 terms and a movie. He was also asked/forced to say the line "Iranian nuclear vest suicide bombers in supermarkets", and was told by Israel to fail the Iran peace talks midway through.
Oh wow he can call uav recon
The way he looks at him with goo goo eyes...
I want to point out the fact that Vance is actually chubby, his suit hides it, but he's got a gross body. He plays like he's attractive, but he's not, let's see a shirt off pic of this clown. Seriously, you have to give the people what they want.
Doesn't he have things to shame other than his body?
The couch's virginity?
This is America! Not Sparta unfortunately.
The hyenas on the left pointing this out is like that movie "The Sixth Sense"
And none of them said „thank you“.
And yet he's the vice president lol
I didn't know underwear poop stains were called Vance nowadays. I'll have to remember that.
visits the pope -> American pope
flies to Hungary to prop up Orban -> two-thirds majority to open access for foreign, American, media
leads Iran negotiations -> America closes Strait of Hormus without international outcry
Man's got a streak.
To be fair the American pope is ripping Trump a new one
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/13/donald-trump-pope-leo