Spyke

I'm using Counterspell, now you don't have any pronouns.

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anarchist.nexus

Dude just wait until I show you nested genders, or Gender View ViewGender models. Gene was right, though he was just trying to sell merch.

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world

If I have to implement one more fucking abstract gender factory so help me god

20

Dont worry, I have permission to use this:

Truly inspiring, if only it wasn't disabled in game.

12

Are your genders object oriented?

Can they be expressed in trinary?

Do they accept NULL or NaN inputs, or do they need to be safely initialized with a sentinel value?

8
leminal.space

My pronouns are

function getPronouns() {
    const dateNow = new Date();

    if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) {
        return "clown/clownself";
    }
    else {
        const timeNow = dateNow.getTime();
        if(timeNow%3 === 0) {
            return "they/them";
        }
        else if(timeNow%5 === 0) {
            return "she/her";
        }
        else if(timeNow%7 === 0) {
            return "he/him";
        }
        else {
            return "void/voidself";
        }
    }
}

console.log(getPronouns());

Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.

42

i still find it funny to think about the void type as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can have


void a;
void b = a;
return b;

2
sh.itjust.works

All this talk about pronouns, I just want to know your adverbs. Mine are Lazily and Slowly.

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Holytimesreply
sh.itjust.works

Honestly, who gives a fuck about pronouns. Adverbs are the new hotness.

Tired/exhausted are mine

2

I liked the way Leslie Feinberg put it:

I care which pronoun is used, but people have been respectful to me with the wrong pronoun and disrespectful with the right one. It matters whether someone is using the pronoun as a bigot, or if they are trying to demonstrate respect.

22

Order all pronoun sets by how frequently you think they are applied to me, then choose the second most frequent. That set is today's pronouns.

I get very angry if you are wrong.

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beehaw.org

But I use I/me pronouns for myself. That'll get confusing real quick.

16

i think you need at least a rule for how to infer new pronouns from the old pronouns, and you need a way to jump forward and back in the pronoun stack

5

This kind of people are really precious. If you can find some that synergize well with each other you can get a lot of mult.

10

I weirdly was ok being called girliepop, and even felt fuzzy. But I think that's just because a trans person accepted me after a lecture ^_^

2

I am pro anti-nouns.

Meaning that I may or may not like you, depending on how/what you parse that statement to mean.

8

I like to say my pronouns are whatever I look like to you.

I’m afraid it will be interpreted as mean though but I really don’t mind.

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