Spyke
lemmy.world

>claims to be against degeneracy

>walks around with gay BBC porn on his face

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

It’s where they have tasteful sophisticated shows like All My Crumpets and Next Top Teabag.

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feddit.org

Phew... I can understand Tylor durdon... But Rorschach? He is a fuckin Hippocrate even if it was right what he did int he end.

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feddit.org

chortles

No I mean standing up for his principles, instead accepting Ozys Plan

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abbotsburyreply
lemmy.world

His principles were bullshit though, which is why even though he had the chance to completely unravel Ozymandias' plan, it will likely be completely ignored because he sent all his journals to a white nationalist tabloid rag.

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feddit.org

Totally forgot about that fact.

But yeah that why i meant he is a Hippocrate, because he only think black and white and therefore always saw a lawful reason in all his actions.

Think i need to reread that comic. There is a lot I forgot and the first time i was already be like "damn I gonna need to read that again!"

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"Never compromise, even in the face of armageddon. That's always been the difference between us Daniel."

"Suddenly you discover humanity? Convenient. If you'd cared from the start, none of this would've happened. "

His lines go so hard tho

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You know, I never understood why this guy had a mask with a picture of the female reproductive system on it.

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Jankatarchreply
lemmy.world

That's clearly a picture of two seahorses shitting underwater, actually.

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lemmy.world

You’re all idiots it’s my mom screaming at me she would spend more time with me if someone paid her to when I was five

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feddit.org

I don't know if you're making up shit for the joke, but if you're not, can I offer you a hug or my sympathies?

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I'm not a mom, just someone who spent their afternoons after school daydreaming, dissociating, escaping to some place where I was important and could change things.

hug

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lemmy.world

Ozymandias was an idiot. He pushed the world to the brink of nuclear war and then caused a massive explosion in New York under the assumption that the US government would calmly and methodically investigate the wreckage instead of just assuming that the war had already started and launching a counterattack. The only reason his plan worked was because he was a fictional character in a story who's author was as big of an idiot as he was.

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In the movie it was a nuclear explosion made to look like Dr Manhattan caused it. In the comic book, it was an alien invasion that brought humanity together.

The TV series follows the comic's premise and ignores the events of the movie.

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The idiot was Zack Snyder, not the actual author of Watchmen, Alan Moor.

In the comics, vv this vv is what Ozymandias manufactured to trick the world into peaceful deescalation. A supposed alien for all of humanity to unite against.

But that's too cartoony for Snyder, so he changed it to something more "realistic", ironically undermining the believability of the story.

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He was a manipulative mass murderer, and his scheme couldn't last, but I respect a hot take.

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You reached the end