Action movie star Chuck Norris has died aged 86, his family says
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Friendly reminder that chuck norris was a magat.
So don't grieve for the loss of an action movie star who hasn't been relevant for closer to 20 years than not. Cheer for having one less nazi in the world.
What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris jokes? The jokes keep getting older.
Chucky warns 1000 years of darkness if Obama wins: https://youtu.be/w2oYKdN5Gh4
"Socialism or something even worse"
Well, I gotta give it Chuck. Obama won and all these years later, the USA is sure in the midst of something worse.
Imagine calling Obama a socialist hahahahahaha
I can do both.
I have fond memories watching him in Walker Texas ranger. I can be sad that that piece is gone.
And also be happy that a large influencer of MAGA can no longer spread hate.
It’s possible to have conflicting emotions.
Yeah... personally I don't feel that "being on an entertaining copaganda show 30 years ago" is at all a drop in the bucket compared to "1000 years of darkness" but you do you.
Being multifaceted? What why? How could you? How there is no song or movie to hable this media netever taught me how!!!!
(Melts)
(Dies)
hey hey! you! no being complex creatures! one note beings only, get back in line please.
i mean you've just accurately described how i feel too. i did martial arts growing up. Walker Texas Ranger and Karat Kid had a major role in that. I was in damn good shape because of that, at least for me. I probably could have done one chinup
This is very true.
This is also not relevant to the image we use for memes, and we choose to respect the image of the person he is not, because that's a better person to mourn and keeps the memes alive.
Well then good riddance, scum!
Leave it to Lemmy to politicize Chuck Norris' death.
Chuck Norris went out of his way to be very vocally political, supporting the worst element of politics of the past couple decades. Of course his death is going to be politicized.
It's not even politics. He clearly was unwell and lacked human virtue even with massive privilege. Chuck Norris was a bitch.
... is this another charlie kirk thing? Abrahamic God says you aren't allowed to judge people by their words and actions?
Everything is political, whether you want it to be or not.
Really? I haven't heard anyone say a kind word about Norris since we collectively decided the jokes had gotten old.
"Leave it to Lemmy to judge a man for his public actions" - yes?
I guess Techno Viking finally caught up to Chuck Norris.
Thanks Techno Viking!
Never had shit on Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
Came here looking for the quote and you did not disappoint me.
There are many good people who die every day - people who cared for others, didn't discriminate, didn't belittle race, sex, gender, or wanting a better world.
Chuck Norris was not such a person, and deserves no sympathy from me.
Don't care
I won't dance in his grave, but he was a christo fascist supporting magat.
People like him deserve little sympathy
Rest in piss.
Yay one less nazi! FTG!
Insert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
The best Chuck Norris joke was Chuck Norris himself.
Farewell, sweet punchline.
Only the good die young.
Man do I love me some backhanded compliments like this one.
You just made upsidedown dogs day just a little brighter.
Nice dog.
Thank you!
Magats don't get into heaven.
Nobody does
Charlie Kirk, then
Oh, it's Heaven™ alright, but less the "real" thing and more just façades & muzak on repeat.
Not so tough after all
It turns out that all we had to do was wait Chuck Norris out and eventually be declared champion!
Used to watch Texas Ranger with my grandma but it turned out that Chuck is a massive douchebag and an idiot so shedding no tears for yet another mega rich twat, bye.
Wonder if his son will stop using his clout to grift "supplements" now
Most likely we're all dead and Chuck Norris is the only one still alive.
It would certainly explain the absurdist hellworld we appear to exist in today, that's for sure.
He's kicking angels now.
Devils. Being kicked by.
Satan wouldn't let that shitstain darken his doorstep.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn
Vaccine status?
I think we're missing some context here
Well, that’s it then, all of our best protection is now gone.
I think Steven Seagal is still alive.. maybe?
Define “alive”
Not rotting in a box?
Eh. I mean. Have you seen him lately?
Last time I did... it wasn't good.