hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended
Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I'd probably be excited about it too.
That doesn't make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.
You’re saying they should have shame, which goes hand in hand with humiliation. I completely disagree that people should be shamed for having sex and forced to hide the fact they enjoy it. Such a ridiculous take.
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Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.
Hahahahahaja
No, no, this isn't "accepted", she has money.
I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren't trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.
That's because she has money.
Nope.
You're missing some key social dynamics in your assessment.
Fixed that for you.
Ok I didn't know this lady even existed, and I don't know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery
She's a British TV "personality" and former WAG
So yeah, nowt flash
Wag?
White ass girl?
Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers
Ah like that character in Ted Lasso
just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina
Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?
I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song
I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto's Africa when i spready my legs.
hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended
Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns
at 6 in the morning
And they say journalism is dead
I don't remember ordering this vagina with sausage!
Dick guillotine
Attorney at cock law.
Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff
Also ... wiki/Low_Cocklaw ... ?
Cock law in this country isn't governed by reason
Vagina dentata
"you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy"
Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?
This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn't use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant
Ok I’ll try that in my car.
Not your car. Just your pussy
My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.
shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond
You are American, right?
Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.
I didn't know you could actually reupholster a pussy
Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it's just "Rhianna wears a dress"
right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking
Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I'd probably be excited about it too.
So what'd she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.
Here, watch as I did and hear the horror: https://youtu.be/IiyKh1d_U7o
That doesn't make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.
Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.
It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.
Actual Audio
Prove it.
hanging out with her is like that SpongeBob episode with the rubber boots
I don't know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.
By the sound
As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.
What's that squeaking?
It's a bird!
It's a rocking chair!
No, it's....
*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*
Same, luv. Same.
Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.
Of course her name is Cundy
That face still needs work tho.
That's not very nice
Either is her face .
No one should be humiliated for enjoying sex, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You’re saying they should have shame, which goes hand in hand with humiliation. I completely disagree that people should be shamed for having sex and forced to hide the fact they enjoy it. Such a ridiculous take.
Yeah, calling them a human fleshlight is clearly the superior move.
I guess you don’t understand thinly veiled sarcasm.
I’m trying to say that however idiotic you think it is that an elderly lady is pleased about having the best sex of her life, your take is much worse.
With a face like that, the only thing she's enjoying sex with is made of plastic.