Spyke
lemmy.world

It should come as no surprise to anyone that the U.S. city of New Bern has removed the penis from its coat of arms.

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Oh man - if I start spreading this around town it could be a good way to get them to put the penis back on.

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God, Americans are such sad people.

Yeah yeah, not all of them, but prettyuch all of those with money or power

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hectorreply
lemmy.today

Boo to this new bern and their bear penis denial! Where the fuck is New Bern though? Got to be connecticut or some shit am I right?

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Dultasreply
lemmy.world

North Carolina. Was the capitol once. Where Pepsi was invented.

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Don’t sell us short. We also have the worlds largest Harris Teeters as well as the Guinness world record for largest open sandwich (a barbecue pork bun)

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I wonder why they didn't also remove the 'Edward Penis-hands' while they were at it.

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hectorreply
lemmy.today

Drawn dick and balls were a good luck sign in ancient days.

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Romans used to draw a cock and balls over their doorways for good luck.

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lemmy.world

fun fact: the doblerone logo contains a hidden bear in reference to the city of bern

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Toblerone has also hidden much of the chocolate that used to come in the bars. 

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huppakeereply
piefed.social

It used to, they had to stop using the Matterhorn in their logo because they left Switzerland

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The new font is still so ugly to me.

Besides everything else that's ugly about them recently. The shrinking is also embarassing, and the product not as good anymore.

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The bear has always been depicted on official documents with a red phallus. In view of this tradition, the cantonal government believed that it was reasonable to continue to depict the bear in this way. Nor did it wish to conduct an online survey on the bear’s future appearance. In its view, such a survey would not be representative and would have little informative value.

Normally I'm pro-democracy but they make some good points here

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This was officially brought into Parlament as a 'question'. Answering it without any aditional actions, is exactly how this is supposed to be handled.

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imagine having so few real problems that you have time to be upset about coat of arms bear penis

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Frankly, I am quite disappointed at what I was expecting to be a much more prominent phalus

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depict the bear without its masculine attributes, so that the population as a whole would feel better represented

How would a bear without a penis represent more people than a bear with a penis?

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Did some prude have a hard on in removing it? Not going soft on the bear penis issue, the population erected a defense.

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Dear God! No NSFW tag? That gigantic red bear penis is now seared into my memory until my dying day.

Please Mr. Trump, save us from the bear penis, send the seventh fleet to Switzerland!

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its kinda funny because i may have seen that before and I don't think I would have ever noticed without it being pointed out. Now much like rita repulsas boob cones I can't unsee it.

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lemmy.world

Horay!! Look Berno, they’re not gonna give you a vasectomy! You’re gonna keep ur peener! :)

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3abasreply
lemmy.world

Wait, they remove the entire penis in vasectomies now?

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No but you won’t be frolicking on the flag with a boner anytime soon

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The cantonal government was responding to a written question from Liberal Green parliamentarian Thomas Brönnimann, who wondered whether it would not be more appropriate to depict the bear without its masculine attributes, so that the population as a whole would feel better represented.

I wish progress was instead defined by people speaking up for themselves and privileged people only supporting them to raise their voice...

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I'd like to see you eat a bunch of fly agaric and draw a better one.

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