Spyke
lemmy.world

Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.

Congrats tho.

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lemmy.world

Is it even legal to use this template on days other than Wednesday? But don't worry, I won't report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.

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lemmy.ca

More highly frowned upon than outright illegal; a hard stare should suffice.

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It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?

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Seriously? That bothers you more than the frog having human-like organs?

However I'm pretty sure those aren't tweezers and they aren't pinned down.

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That's not what a frog looks like inside at all.

Oh, wait, this is that thing about explaining a joke and dissecting a frog, right?

Anyway, congratulations, Dr!

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Im impressed you got to the end with how much shitposting you do! Congrats Dr. Fossilesque!

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Congratulations! I wish I could hear about your thesis without identifying you. I'm sure it is great and fascinating!

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lemmy.world

Congratulations. I hope your edits are few and potential publications are plentiful. What was the topic?

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MrEffreply
lemmy.world

"An improved analysis method of Phrenology"

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Machinistreply
lemmy.world

Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.

Can't find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a 'spiritual experience' or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.

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First tell us what thesis you successfully defended, and then we will let you know whether you are on the right or wrong side of history.

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feddit.online

You're James C Scott, but better?

Fuck it, you have my vote too.

Edit: I'm an anti-agrarian non-statist myself just FYI

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lemmy.world

Doctorate then? My mother was doing a doctorate but stopped right before the dissertation.

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pseudoreply
jlai.lu

Why are my ! censored? I put at least 8, I can only see 3.

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From the looks of it, you were many things, except successful

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