Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting - Dexerto
Meta has been granted a patent outlining an AI system capable of simulating a user’s activity on social media to post after their death.
Some fucked up shit.
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What the fuck
Found the appropriate response.
Prime time to remind that Meta probably cranks out five hundred patents every day in case they ever have to engage in patent warfare against competitors. For the simple reason that the competitors are doing the same thing.
The patents cover every little thing under the sun that they can think of, but oddly I don't see each of those patents discussed online.
That's fucking...... why would a patent office let that be a thing? FUCK
This reminds me of that one judge that let prosecution use an AI approximation of a dead man against someone that killed the dead man to speak in the dead man's voice and I just wanted to throw the justice system INTO THE OCEAN cause wtf. https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/09/tech/ai-courtroom-victim-impact-statement-arizona/
That is so horribly unethical. Wtf is wrong with people.
What? Come on! It made the judge "feel" something! Not like someone's died or something! /s
WTF.
Yeah, ain't it great that judges can be easily swayed by some bullshit? Good country, ethics really well here.
How is that even admissible in court? It's worse than hearsay, it's madeupsay.
If your honour pleases, we have used AI to turn this child's crayon drawing into the defendant pleading guilty! I'll allow it.
For fucks sake.
The job of the patent office is to determine whether that’s a valid patent application or not. As in, can you actually patent that thing, has someone else already patented it etc. As long as it’s technically valid, it gets approved. It’s up to the patent holder to test if its actually useful or not. If they choose to build the thing IRL, it’s up to the courts to determine if that breaks any laws. Every step along the way, the general public is there to judge the moral integrity of said invention, but usually that has no impact on the validity of the patent. Depending on jurisdiction, the patent office may need to follow some moral guielines, but the threshold of rejection is very high. My guess is, you won’t be able to patent a gas chamber for exterminating “illegal immigrants”, but patenting wild Meta BS is technically fine.
See also: this abomination
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*.avif is definitely a man made horror beyond my comprehension.
Here comes black mirror
Hey guys! We've invented the Dead Person Simulator from that Black Mirror episode "Don't Invent Dead Person Simulators!"
Who'd'a thought that series would not only be a scathing critique of at that time existing technology, but also a precise depiction of what's going to happen a decade later.
You can fake your own death and have a bot handle them.
Literally dead Internet theory
Thought experiment: near 100% of facebook users are such bots. Watch them interact with each other unfettered and see where it mutates.
Bonus interview with the one real facebook user left.
the future is when you can't buy RAM because your dead cousin is using it to spam your feed with their antivaxx ideas.
That... Is some fucked up shit.
Literally a black mirror episode.
Black mirror had a episode about this years ago. It's crazy no one patented this before.
Would the black mirror episode not count as prior art and therefore invalidate the patent?
Didn’t think I’d cross digital necromancy off my bingo card!
They'd probably opt you into it by default without telling anyone...
Great. So now Facebook can become a literal ghost town.
I wonder how advertisers paying for ads on Facebook feel about paying to advertise to dead people?
I don't care how advertisers feel. I've been telling them for decades that their ads have zero effect on me. That it just pisses me off.
When I go into a grocery store, I have a list. If it's not on that list, I'm not buying it. The list was prepared weeks ago, and added as I run out of things. Doesn't matter if you show 100 ads. I'm not paying attention. Even though you paid money to show the ad, I still didn't see it. What difference does it make if I'm alive? Either way I didn't see the....uh.....what were you selling again? It was a commercial for Jesus? See, this just shows how little I pay atttention to ads. I saw the superbowl, and I'm fairly sure one of the commercials was for Jesus. I'm unclear how one would buy Jesus, but that was the ad.
Tell ya what advertiser industry. I'm going to do your job for you. I'm going to make sure every single person pays attention to every ad you ever put out. Are you ready for this? Here we go.
The screen fades in from black to a closeup of some tittys. They're bouncing around, and women are moaning. Then they start moaning "OOOOOHHHH, YEEEAAAAHHHH BUY OUR PRODUCT, BUY THE PRODUCT! OOOOHHHHH!"
Remember, tittys are still bouncing. You put the product in the center of the screen.
You just made a billion dollars!
The average person has less self-control than you, sadly.
Being influenced by ads is not some moral failing.
I really doubt people who think they have some special willpower to resist advertising. Advertising isnt simply "go buy this particular thing". Brand recognition alone is very powerful.
The person you replied to thinks their shopping list is somehow immune to advertising, i highly doubt it. The lack of self awareness makes me think they are MORE susceptible to ads than the average person.
Speaking solely for myself, I have accepted that I am as susceptible to marketing and propaganda as any other human, in an age where we are surrounded by it, none of it honest, none of it in my own best interest.
My response to this has been to cut off all possible routes of advertising: I literally do not watch or read anything that has ads, except possibly passing billboards and in-store ads. I don't play games that have ads. I don't listen to radio. I have adblocker on everything, or I simply leave. I can't stand ads, and I have cut them out of everything I can. I'd genuinely rather quit a service than submit to ads. (And yes, I do love just plain silence, whenever I can get it.)
So yeah, I'm immune: they can't influence me if they can't get access. That's the best kind of immunity there is.
The reason i adblock the shit out of everything is not because i think i'm smarter than everyone, it's because i KNOW i'm susceptible to these things.
What you're describing is not immunity, but an avoidance strategy. Almost nobody is truly immune to ads, thats why we avoid exposure
Nobody is immune to HIV, so we avoid exposure
Truth.
Yep. They only buy things on their list, okay.
So which brand of that thing are you going to buy? The one you recognize most and are most familiar with, maybe?
Idiocracy was a great documentary of our future.
I dont think this will only apply to facebook. they also own whatsapp, instagram, and messenger.
Gotta keep those engagement numbers up.
There are like three episodes of Black Mirror about this.
This is dumb and fucked up, but I also look forward to the AI analog for @[email protected] constantly following up its own posts with apologies and banning itself.
If you ban yourself too often you’ll go blind which is why I never have.
"Dad, I'm over here"
Sounds like I’ll need to include account deletion as a part of my will.
It's cute how you think deleting your account will stop them.
Only way to delete your account properly is to never have made one or let ignorant people post YOUR image to FB
Yeah ... good luck with that.
ikr, luckily every time I check I still have no ghost FB account nor can I find myself on google.
Took a course at college in '12 and one of the classes the assignment was to search for ourselves online, the prof clearly stated that "I couldn't find myself" was not an acceptable outcome. So when I went to deliver the news that I was going to get a zero because in 30+ pages of google I could not find any mentions of myself, I was the first and prolly only person to get full marks on that assignment
I suspect that the professor was trying to make it so that people would put some effort in instead of just giving up and lying.
Probably, he was one of the better profs there
You could be totally screwed in that assignment just by having a very common name.
Oh I did find many many with similar names, but nothing that indicated me. It was fun and I did expect him to give me zero on it, but when one does not have social media one has difficulty finding oneself online hehe
I deleted (not deactivated) my account back in 2014. In 2022 I tried logging in and found my profile exactly as I left it, nothing gone...
Let those bot accounts sign up for credit cards, see how fast they get shut down
Oh no no no no no...
Please, God, Gods, or whoever, no...
I absolutely don't want my descendants to talk with some void-empty limited bloody-meatground utter nonsense... I don't want that freaking awful mess of terribly limited data to talk with my children or their children possibly framing and damaging their true memories and genuine confidence in me I had been developing the whole life... I don't want them to remember the algorithm or some imitation of me talking with a machine or some chat bot... no... never... please no... PLEASE NO...
No... No... Never...
No...
Some limited inhuman empty chat/voice/avatar/anything bot? No...
Some bot that may erroneously represent me behind my back?
Never...
Some nonsense that may reshape memories of my ancestors and my descendants?
No... Never... No...
If I am dead, I am dead. I want my descendants to just remember me, talk to me in their memories, real videos, audios, and photos, my effort, my ideas and love in artwork if ever they'll be interested... and once in a while visit the grave, at least 2-3 times per their life, if ever possible... and that's it...
If I am dead, I am dead as my ancestors are, who are not dead for me being alive but in my memories or something more magnificent/supernatural, and how I remember them, where they wanted to be the best they could, respected, glorified, and admired, without disturbing them in memories, soul, and the heart they gifted me, who I will always appreciate, respect, and love...
Because of course they did. Not only did they think this was a good idea, they patented it! Ghouls.
Can't wait for Zuckerberg to start using it.
Maybe they can get Epstein's account back in action
He's already playing games from Israel, apparently.
If you still have e a Facebook account, you fully support this.
I fucking wish. If I delete insta, facebook and whatsapp, I cut 99% of friends, my family and my wife. I can probably delete FB and insta, but whatsapp is like impossible to get rid of. Everyone is on it.
Maybe in future EU moves to something else, then deleting would be possible. But as of now, it is not.
There are phone calls and texting. There is zero excuse to remain in support of platforms that do this.
And if your friends remain on Facebook, they’re part of the problem too because apparently, any victims of the actions made by Zuckerberg can suck it so long as they can share and look at super cool memes.
Imagine how many AI-written patents are being submitted everyday.
And it seems like the patent office just approves whatever comes in these days without even looking at it, they just hope the courts will sort out any conflicts.
Bye bye patent system. Have a cool idea you want to patent? Too bad. It was already patented word for word by some company using AI to churn out patents made up of every conceivable word combination in the English language.
I do not want to see Weekend at BernAI’s.
Why
Get grieving relatives hooked on talking to bots, then sell them subscriptions to keep the bots running
We are going to need a lot of new laws to stop nonsense like this. There is nothing positive to come from faking humans that are dead.
Fuck cuckerberg.
What a great use of resources. Also, it seems like it borders on identity theft.
It is exactly that, identity theft.
Or fraud
That is messed up on an entirely different level.
American lives matter: They maintain premium ad rate DAUs for Meta. Some anti-business commies will consider this in bad taste, but in addition to Meta DAUs, supporters of Zionist supremacist rule over the US, should also be able to keep voting. Pro business zionists need this technology to keep the right people immortal, or Iran wins.
Can people at Meta stop emulating Black Mirror. Please.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back
Ah yes, my machine spirit will continue posting against the Trump Regime long after I died while fighting the kakistocracy.
What? That's against the TOS?!
Sorry guys, it's my fault for changing my name to Basilisk.
They're probably not going to use it...
... but if they do it's going to be a hell of a good starting point in motivating people to leave Facebook
that's some torment nexus shit
Ancestral AI. The ancients will be angry to be left voiceless, only modern ancestors admitted.
Weekend at Zuckies
So they got a patent on a bot. Seems wide.
Charlie Brooker warned us about this back when it was just fiction.
Just when you thought it couldn't get shittier. Meta will prove you wrong.
Literal ghouls the lot of them.
It might have some applications. Upon reflection, I just realized that deaths are public information. Many people use social media under a psudonym. If someone dies and stops using social media at the same time, that's a pretty potent piece of information to deanonymize them (though they also might not care all that much, being dead). If Meta has a patent, nobody else is allowed to do that. I suppose it could give them a certain edge.
Does /dev/null qualify as prior art?
or /dev/urandom?
Maybe it can repost racist MAGA slop, creep on the granddaughters of ex-girlfriends, and put private messages into the public feed, just like your dad!
Nah the horrific part will it at first doing erratic but vaguely in character posts of people you actually liked which will then slowly mutate into shilling for whichever political party or company paid facebook the most.
Don't they already do this with
BrezhnevTrump? Prior art!