lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyBallShapedMan Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be?Animal! Always Animal!View original on lemmy.world103Comments48
Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.worksGonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.11
PPostmortal_Pop replylemmy.worldI've got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from. I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop...1
HHorikBrun kbin.earthAnimal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy. Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. For science!5
SSuck_on_my_Presence lemmy.worldElmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah4
pasdechance jlai.luMe? Me Sid. Me want cookie. Nom nom nom nom. C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...4
aacidrobot lemmy.worldAnimal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.3
SShellMonkey piefed.socdojo.com1Hide 1 replyLike to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf3
BBranBucket replylemmy.worldI'm kinda the opposite, I want to be Statler or Waldorf, but deep down I'm probably a Grover or a Gonzo.1
YYiddishMcSquidish lemmy.todayElmo, if only for the recent hate he's gotten from right winged idiots.2
Zozano replyaussie.zoneI mean, the poor landlords tho. How are their meant to cover their third mortgage?1
The yep yep aliens
Uh huh
MEEOOOWW. MEEEEOOOOOWW.
...mm mm. Nope nope nope.
Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.
Ohhh, I didn't know that was a choice!
Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.
Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks
Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where
"Wocka wocka"
Swedish Chef.
Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up
I've got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from.
I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop...
Fozzie "Wacka wacka"
Animal. Zero fucks given.
No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.
Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder
JANET she's cool af
Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy. Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. For science!
Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.
Rowlf.
I hope I'm a Rowlf but I might be a Gonzo, which isn't too bad either.
Animal
Gonzo or Beaker
Yeah, it'll have to be animal, definitely.
The chicken gets(has) to fuck Gonzo.
Waldorf
Me
🤣🤣🤣
Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah
Me?
Me Sid.
Me want cookie.
Nom nom nom nom.
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...
Animal was always my spirit animal.
Oh you have ADHD too?
Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.
Sweetums. I've been told that I'm the human version already.
I've always felt a kinship with Grover.
I'm already a Muppet.
Like to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf
I'm kinda the opposite, I want to be Statler or Waldorf, but deep down I'm probably a Grover or a Gonzo.
Dr. Teeth
Elmo, if only for the recent hate he's gotten from right winged idiots.
Uncle Deadly. Though I'd also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.
Oscar. Because he owns his own house.
Well, he certainly doesn't pay for it.
Good enough.
Sqautters rights?
I mean, the poor landlords tho. How are their meant to cover their third mortgage?
Count von Count
Julia my beloved ❤️