Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.
You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .
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You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .
What's the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?
hnjbb bhj
"hold nose, jab bleach"
What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?
ccccvvbbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /.,,,,,,,,,,
Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?
fdgddddddddddd
What's a guinea pig's favorite food?
kjkl lk l;jm
Was god and nations made for slavery?
,b vvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
...my god... this changes everything.
mmmmmmmmmmm,.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
How do I get rid of this hangover?
cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmc5 2222222222222222`m2
What is my password? I've forgotten.
r3
I'm in!
Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!
weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsxfgh
Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?
Why is she so cute?
n0o vh
"no vaginha"
edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
kkl'
but what about 42?!!!
What are your top stocks to watch for the year?
nbvyytfa
Sounds like Nvidia puts to me
I'm looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?
tyhsgmmmmmmmmk
Thank you ♥️
tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁
"thank you high school gimmick"
What kind of porn should I watch right now?
';.,,,,,,;,,,,,,,,,,,,, n
you filthy animal
What is your credit card number? (Please include expiration date and the 3 funny numbers on the back)
6tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiv gggggggh vmb
What is my cat freaking out about?
fggggfx
Figures!
I know what that says, and either your cat, the hamster, or me, are potential homophobes
There is no hamster here. There is a guinea pig however.
Tell him I said wheekwheeekwheekwheekwheek!
What's your reading list for 2026?
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Please prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis
2 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...
etc. you get it. now pony up
k7ggggghub llll
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
gggggggggggggggggghjgggggggggggggggglkm,l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Should i wear a shirt or my hoodie tomorrow for work?
kkkkkl;;;;;;;;;;;;::;;;;;;/.
Thank you!
What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.
djtym n
Thank you, very wise.
You gonna lemme hear what that mechanical keyboard do?
b vgvgggggggggggggggggg
Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?
Type a
paireven amount of character if yes, or animpairodd amount if no.serrrrrrrrrrwq2122222222222``````````````
Fwiw, it's "even" and "odd" in english
Oh, my bad, thank you sir
How do you like your carrots? Whole, chopped in a certain way?
gvvvvv bn
My 5 yr old friend says to ask her "Ding dong, ding dong."
gkhjj jhvgggggggggggggg
Haaha, thanks, I showed it to him 😂💜
Should I go into work tomorrow?
ddddddddddfgggcccccccccccccccccccc v
jrtsssssssssssssssdfgcn v
do you know who ate all the donuts?
qxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)
Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?
JÓl' 'lllllllll
do you have a hint for my forgotten password?
bghhhhhnjkl',./'#
Kfkt var fvcffd
ccccccccccccxsa
What is a man?
jpipoj lmk..
That changes everything
We have been misled this whole time
sizpfneusob dl‹?
v kggggggggggggghddr
I need a new random looking password. Could you generate one for me please?
rcubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfv bhi
:)
who let the dogs out?
gy klllllll#######
What was it like working for Kia back in the day?
iiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooookl,
yep. Makes sense.
Are you asleep?
axwwwwwwwwwwetxfff
Carrots or celery?
ttttttttttttt yghjbm
What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?
jg,yyyyyyyyyyyy m
What's your favourite German word?
vxtttttttttfvugy bh
Have you ever travelled to Peru and did you try Cuy Chactado?
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Sounds like Nvidia puts to me
can I please have a sandwich
kop......................................;/'#
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Why do lucky days come from replies with vowels in them?
ed ykkkkkkkkkkmjb
How cute are you?
jgnfffffffffffc
Who's a cute little piggy, you?
h ;iooooooooooo