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discuss.tchncs.de

if you smoke in a hotel room they can't sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first. but just washing the sheets and whatever else doesn't require anything special.

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Ignotumreply
lemmy.world

Having to clean every single ceiling tile surely has to count as extra work

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Already handled my man. How do you think I rolled the spliffs?

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Oh come on now, they don't really have to do that until stalactites start forming

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lemmy.today

If they don’t gotta air out the room for 24 hours after you came you gotta up your game

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village604reply
adultswim.fan

But it is bullshit that they'll charge the same amount if they catch you vaping.

Even if I hot boxed the room for a week it would be fine in the few hours between checkout and check in.

Well, if I used someone else's since I only vape unflavored. If I did it the only way they'd know is if they walked in on me.

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moonshadowreply
slrpnk.net

Bro you're leaving slimy glycol haze everywhere you go, this is exactly like cigarette smokers thinking it doesn't stink. Run a finger over the rearview mirror of your wrx and you'll see what I'm talking about

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Drunreply
lemmy.world

Maybe in a cold environment, in a room with a bad ventilation, and if dude have a BIG vaping engine instead of a regular vape stick - maybe then he really can leave a trace in just one day. And even if so, it can be easily/quickly washed away with right tools

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moonshadowreply
slrpnk.net

I let a guy borrow my car for like an 8hr round trip and it came back hazed. Only rules were no smoking/bring it back full, dude gave me the same "you can't even tell" line when I called him out for my shit being all sticky. Hate it so much, somehow sticky and slimy at the same time, super gross

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I think there’s several criteria:

  • power of a vape pod
  • temperature isolation of a window
  • temperature difference between two sides of a window
  • humidity in a closed space
  • proper ventilation

So… In a car - yes, absolutely. Especially when it’s winter. But it’s also true that I’m working from home, spending most of the day near PC, vaping all this time right in front of the window - and I never had any haze on it in a 4 years. So I really agree that hotels shouldn’t handle it the same way as regular in-door smoking

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Saapasreply
piefed.zip

How much does the maid charge for being jizzed on

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Codpiecereply
feddit.uk

They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.

Easy mistake to make.

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You have to ask what they charge before you cum in them not after. Rookie mistake. I'm a veteran of cumming on maids and that's rule #1.

True fact: if you pay them enough they'll even let you shum on them.

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lemmy.world

I wanna start a youtube channel about going to different hotels and scanning the rooms with a black light

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clucosereply
lemmy.ml

There’s already a channel for that.

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webpreply
mander.xyz

Oversaturation never stopped anyone before. Maybe.

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And I can start a channel where I go to different hotels and um... Provide you with new content!

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lemmy.world

Someone puked in a hotelroom and had to pay the cleaning fees (i think smoking was 50 and the puking ~100 if there were no additional costs)
I guess that smoking just has a standardised price and everything else depends

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Baŝtoreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Afaik they have special machines for smoke who need to run some time.

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They're called ozone generators. Handy machines for getting smells out of stuff but not anything you can be in the room while it runs

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Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.

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if you smoke in a hotel room they can't sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first

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Interesting that it's that low, the hotels I went to in japan were all above 10k jpy (~600€) for cleaning fee if you smoke in the room. It makes sense though with how persistent smoke smell can be.

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I dont think so
If its visible it gets noticed
And then its at least workers cost + coloring

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You're telling me I can smoke on the casino floor, and the room across from me can have an ABDL party, complete with soiled nappies, but I can't hit my vape in the bathroom with the vent on? Make it make sense!

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