"Migrating from Python 2 to Python 3 is a delicate procedure."

"Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here..."

I think we are doing that spaghetti kiss thing wrong...

Hawkward...

You said you didn't want any dessert, Sharon.

Rough day to be a snake...

I’m not funny but…

…something about “my wife and my boss seeing if I can multitask”…

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger.

Tug o'snake

Mooooom! Hes steeling my prey again!

chiropractors:

The "in danger" noodle

"This is just natural free market competition. The real problem is big government trying to impose restrictions on Hawk Inc."

Men: "Hell yeah!"

"Eeyup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it's a long story, but it all started when my ancestors decided to leave the ocean"

Divorce is never pretty.

no stretch snek

Fuck, is that a King Snake :(

Texas War of Independence 1836.

"Make a wish!"

"Don't tread on me"

"Stop pulling! You have to press in to release the trap."

Good trial run, Carl. Next time we should try adding the coconut.

Snake on planes

I shoulda held on longer.

Tread on this shit, fucker

Herpetologist are studying the sexlives of a rare snake, they flying adder. Dr Seymore Bird is quoted as saying "This sh*t is kinky"

Get over here!

FINISH HIM

What are you doing, step sis!?

Brenda, don't steal my snake mid-flight you jerk. We'll share it back at the nest.

"God dammit Jerry! This is my snake, I saw it first"

Bruh, get your own

What, a cramp? No problem, i'll tow you buddy

"What's mine is...n't yours."

Oh no, you don't...

It's not a question of where he grips it!

He said "don't tread on me", we don't

WTF

Warner Bros.

Mitosis gone wild

Make a wish

Two members of Slytherin

Now let's try it with the coconut attached

"Ouch!"

Thank you for using ACME Towing…

Bad day to be a snake.

“Yoink!”

Ow