If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.
She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.
A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...
My Lexapro need switching since it now causes dangerous overheating if I don't have the AC blowing on me all the time. Lasted 3 years, much longer than anything else.
My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700's Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.
While I don't have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.
That's as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.
Phone and…Steam Deck this week. But that second accessory changes a lot. Sometimes you buy the action figure and it’s a 3D printer, next time it’s a series of books, next time it’s Lego, next time it’s Jay and Silent Bob movies, next time…
I grew up in an engineering household, and I was always amazed by the fact that the houses of my classmates seemed to be suspiciously devoid of mechanical pencils.
The lack of slide rules and HP reverse Polish notation calculators I could understand, but why wouldn’t you want to fill your house with mechanical pencils?
In my case, I suppose it would depend on the type of coffee I'm supposedly drinking. Brewed I get a full cup, but there's already a pre-measured instant/packet variety that makes about a half cup per packet.
Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft
Gallows and a buttplug
Nice
I have adhd. This is mean.
What's your current hyperfix?
I’m thinking about trying to start a drywall company 😂.
Ah. Super neich, risky, AND expensive. The trifecta.
A cat and a… cat.
Yep. Except I’m a dude.
So is she.
We are all dudes on this blessed day.
If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.
She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.
So yes, we are all dude.
Dude is all.
Always.
Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.
A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.
A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.
Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.
This is me.
God im the most boring, terminally online person ever.
Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
A bottle and a martini glass.
Cheers!
We could be friends! I come with a bottle of bourbon and a guitar.
My strap-on and a vape
Many things "strap-on" these days...
Care to elaborate?
Also... many things can "vape"
Care to elaborate?
Wow, you're so special
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A pillow and a blanket
Lame... you need drugs
Melatonin.
Best answer in this thread 😴
bucket and a rope
"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."
Do what now?
Lemme ask you something...
I'm still here, I'm just real depressed
Be kind to yourself, I've been having an awful week and not looking after myself well, i had a tantrum at work, I really needed a snack
I've been distracting myself with a book, and podcasts, thats helped a lot too
Thanks, man. I bought myself some cheese so I can get on for a while.
A steam deck and a toilet.
No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit
Bidet😌
That's not one of the two things haha
Some toilets have a built-in bidet.
I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I'm sure I'll figure it out after this next run.
No need for toilet paper when you have bidet.
Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!
Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭
My two cats.
Though to them, I am the accessory.
Depression and debt
a coffee and a second coffee
Two tacos
Laptop and a bag of chocolate
Same
A joint and a red bull
Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!
I guess we're nemeses now 😂
Our battle will be legendary. 👺
Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.
I'm always down for a dp...I mean a double team.
Ok you talked me into it, that guy clearly has to be stopped
Bong and an espresso?
You sound like my partner.
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
Two crows
A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...
Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!
I guess I'll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills
Commence to jigglin'!
Sandles and a strip of acid
Help desk agent?
Ah. I work, partially, in a dementia care setting. Your behavioral issues are likely due to inadequate life experience, mine are due to FAR too much.
Lexapro and crippling social anxiety
Lexapro gave me migraines constantly. :(
My Lexapro need switching since it now causes dangerous overheating if I don't have the AC blowing on me all the time. Lasted 3 years, much longer than anything else.
Bong and blow lighter
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
My radiating sense of humor and a rope
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
Linux laptop and large mug of green tea
A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag
Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices
A laptop and a bow.
Don't judge my hobbies.
So you use Archery, btw?
New distro name dropped?
Im only judging you harder because you said "don't judge my hobbies"
Like, you didn't know you were offering yourself to be judged? Where do you think you are right now? Do you know what year this is?
Yes, we are judging your hobbies, but also now your insecurities as well...
Yo
Ennui and a gun.
you okay buddy? Check in with your friends, and have a snack <3
Eh, I'm fine. I'm just cynical, autistic, and guns are a life-long special interest. I'm no Russel Phagan, but he's def. one of my heroes.
silicone-based lube, and a laptop
Did your parents steal your foreskin?
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
Definitely a laptop and an electric guitar
Smartphone & Mighty+ Vaporizer
Damn beat me to it
Solo3 USB C charging port...
Bong and weed (lighter not included)
Gotta do it old school and twist a stick in there to light it
crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.
Wetsuit and 6ft bong
A DMM (Digital MultiMeter) and a leatherman multi-tool.
some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde
ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.
solid answer and I'm hungry
A beer and a 12 pack of beers.
Oh hey, we're part of the same universe! Our accessories are interchangable!
An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
Laptop and radiation detector
Quest 2Steam Frame and a couple ounces of some good kush.I have ADHD, so an energy drink, and an infinite list of things that I need to start/continue/finish.
Keyboard and soldering iron.
Which keyboard? No pressure.
That would then require a laser projected keyboard.
Most others require pressure.
As someone who has learned typing on a mechanical typewriter, I need a keyboard with a serious "click" to it.
My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700's Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.
While I don't have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.
That's as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.
i have adhd so i'm allowed to cheat here
my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.
for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there's a set of BDSM gear
Kung fu grip and and extra hand
Phone and…Steam Deck this week. But that second accessory changes a lot. Sometimes you buy the action figure and it’s a 3D printer, next time it’s a series of books, next time it’s Lego, next time it’s Jay and Silent Bob movies, next time…
It seems like a you're a loot box.
Pen and pocket knife.
A crop top and a library card
Mason jar and a lid
Laptop and bag of dice for D&D
A cat and a Nintendo switch
Same for me!
3 bicycles. Because of the n+1 rule.
My baby and my cell phone. The two things i most often have on me.
A five gallon bucket and a shovel.
Gaming PC and a dice bag
A basket of figs and some mice
Sounds wholesome, make that two
A stick and another stick
water bottle and mechanical pencil
What kind of "REALISTIC ENGINEERING MAJOR ACTION PHRASES!" do you say when the string on your back is pulled?
I grew up in an engineering household, and I was always amazed by the fact that the houses of my classmates seemed to be suspiciously devoid of mechanical pencils.
The lack of slide rules and HP reverse Polish notation calculators I could understand, but why wouldn’t you want to fill your house with mechanical pencils?
A LARGE mug of tea, and a bike.
Disappointment and disgust.
A laptop and a Swiss army knife.
8 soft-boiled eggs and Judith Butler's Gender Trouble
I could eat fifty eggs
Coffee cup (half full), laptop
Did the coffee cup start out as half full, or is it halfway consumed?
Yes
In my case, I suppose it would depend on the type of coffee I'm supposedly drinking. Brewed I get a full cup, but there's already a pre-measured instant/packet variety that makes about a half cup per packet.
A science book and a plant.
Camera and a J
A keyboard and a camera
Wow I said that exact sentence in my head when seeing the post and then I opened the comments and saw it written
Galoshes and a Codpiece.
A snus can and a gamepad.
Multifunctional pen and a set of wired headphones.
Ibuprofen and an Energy drink
A multi-tool and a first aid kit.
Magic and sentience.
A lotta pills and a big fucking cup of water.
My laptop and a little F1 model car.
A katana and a big desktop computer
My computers and my bed
Dog and guitar.
Half-length 11m radio antenna with a wallet multi tool
Guitar and bicycle
Bike and medication
Ibuprofen and paracetamol/acetaminophen
Tea bags and hash
A fork and a knife
A piece of flourite and a water pipe.
A 10-in-1 screwdriver and an empty pack of Zyns.
A guitar and a pack of cigarettes
Spatty, recurve bow
Backpack and filter mask
A massive schlong and two big balls.
Balls contained in ballsack counts as one accessory.
Are they attached to somebody or...
Noose and a bottle of pillsProbably my pocket hell rectangle and a blowtorch
An Emmi Joghurtdrink and a Caffé Latte