Spyke
lemmy.ml

i'm a guy btw

The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women's attire

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  • "greenhouse"
  • looks inside
  • is transparent

anyway - woa.... the .... the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is... quite somthin-

not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<3

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Sausagerreply
lemmy.world

I imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? ..right??

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Only one way to find out.

Unrelated, but can you rent a greenhouse on Airbnb?

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i believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it-

i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-

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hazelreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Not just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing.

Pretty tho...

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as a (borderline) asexual I wouldn't be surprised if people find 27 different positions with hands tied behind their backs. People with a sex drive are SO creative about it

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coaxilreply
lemmy.zip

Can they be combined into a Victorian dress-fursuit?

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I think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing 'banshees' in the storm

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The local botanical garden by me charges $6 entry for area residents. I'm assuming this includes coital entry on the premises.

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