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onehundredninetysix·196bynot_IO rulei'm a guy btwView original on lemmy.blahaj.zone578Comments46Reply
ssubversive_dev lemmy.ml7Hide 7 replies i'm a guy btw The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women's attire155Reply
Hupf replyfeddit.orgI always read "enthusiastic" in Curtis Arnott's voice. Guess the walks were quite euthanasic too.1Reply
ttiramichu replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesHow about an orangery? If we really want to spice things up32Reply
maria ~ lemmy.blahaj.zone10Hide 10 replies "greenhouse" looks inside is transparent anyway - woa.... the .... the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is... quite somthin- not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<348Reply
SSausager replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? ..right??15Reply
moseschrute replylemmy.zipOnly one way to find out. Unrelated, but can you rent a greenhouse on Airbnb?12Reply
maria ~ replylemmy.blahaj.zonei believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it- i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-3Reply
hazel replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyNot just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing. Pretty tho...11Reply
QuinnyCoded replysh.itjust.worksas a (borderline) asexual I wouldn't be surprised if people find 27 different positions with hands tied behind their backs. People with a sex drive are SO creative about it3Reply
Berengaria_of_Navarre replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesIt's Victorian dress or fursuit. choose your poison.4Reply
Berengaria_of_Navarre replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI'm having a hard time visualising that. Pics?3Reply
IninewCrow lemmy.caI think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing 'banshees' in the storm41Reply
happy_wheels lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyI now have a new addition to my bucket list. Thank youuu!! :D38Reply
NNasan replysopuli.xyzThe local botanical garden by me charges $6 entry for area residents. I'm assuming this includes coital entry on the premises.10Reply
Rose Thorne(She/Her) lemmy.zipBotanical gardens. I wanna get that extra-risky public space thrill. Just maybe not during Rafflesia bloom.7Reply
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The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women's attire
We’ve all been there
Hey if it lets me wear a longskirt.
Why did I read enthusiastic as euthanastic?
at this point, I'll take it
That's what she said. 😘
I always read "enthusiastic" in Curtis Arnott's voice. Guess the walks were quite euthanasic too.
What's wrong with Victorian men's attire?
Not any greenhouse! A conservatory!!
How about an orangery? If we really want to spice things up
Kew Gardens. Go big or go home.
In the butterfly house?
With the candlestick?
sigh
If you must.
I’ll fetch the butter…
Solarium or GTFO
anyway - woa.... the .... the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is... quite somthin-
not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<3
I imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? ..right??
Only one way to find out.
Unrelated, but can you rent a greenhouse on Airbnb?
i believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it-
i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-
Not just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing.
Pretty tho...
as a (borderline) asexual I wouldn't be surprised if people find 27 different positions with hands tied behind their backs. People with a sex drive are SO creative about it
It's Victorian dress or fursuit. choose your poison.
Can they be combined into a Victorian dress-fursuit?
I'm having a hard time visualising that. Pics?
Something like this?
🫦
I think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing 'banshees' in the storm
I now have a new addition to my bucket list. Thank youuu!! :D
more like your rhymes-with-bucket list
Obviously?
A greenhouse? In this economy?
The local botanical garden by me charges $6 entry for area residents. I'm assuming this includes coital entry on the premises.
I've never felt so sniped
I'm a Victorian dress btw.
What were you reading?
So that’s where babies come from!
Botanical gardens.
I wanna get that extra-risky public space thrill. Just maybe not during Rafflesia bloom.
Stole this for my grindr thanks op!
Are you sure?
not really, no
Put it on! 🫦
I have a sewing machine.
So how was your weekend?
I'm not saying no....