Spyke

Did you just attack its girth and imply it's too skinny? 😡

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I'm sorry, but that is actually a $150 table centerpiece from Pier 1 Imports. It adds a touch of natural feeling to your home decor.

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This is a twig. Are twigs sticks? 🤔

Apparently not. Twigs are still attached to the tree and are also flexible. Sticks are detached and dry, so they are not flexible.

That means if a branch or twig falls off the tree, it isn't immediately a stick! It has to dry out a bit, and then it's a stick! God damn. We really have words to differentiate anything and everything. 😮

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Actually, by virtue of it not being attached to the tree anymore after it has fallen, it no longer is a twig even if it hasn’t fully dried up yet. So until it has fully dried, it’s in a state where it’s both twig and stick. A twick if you will.

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sticky situation to be in when demanding conflict. best not to stick your nose into this sorta thing.

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sh.itjust.works

Too thin to be called a stick, it's a fucking stupid branch. DOWNVOTED!

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It's a branch because it's not a single strand.

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Well now, to the untrained eye it might appear to be an ordinary stick, but there are several factors one must consider.

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Are you kidding me? This is nazi propaganda and you’re calling it beautiful? Get a fucking grip asshole

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