I honestly don't even like ice cream much, but I love rootbeer floats. Something about how the ice cream disintegrates and turns to slush is awesome. Milk + rootbeer isn't quite the same, but it still gets the creamy flavor.
It's certainly not a universal thing, and I know plenty of people who will take them both separately instead of together.
Wait, this has a name!? It’s better with the coffee creamers that usually come next to the vending machine. Also better if you use Dr. Pepper. Tastes like an ice cream float.
(I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I'm pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol' rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)
King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it's called a Hyper Viper. I've tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I'd just go for thematic or pun-based combos.
They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.
When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...
It's normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it's been fermented "fully". Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)
The reason the drinks aren't mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.
Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.
Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.
Have you tried Pilk?
What's pilk
Pepsi + Milk
In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk
That might actually taste good comparitably.
I thought piss and milk.
But you've gotta make sure you get the one with lead in it; the non-leaded stuff's just rubbish and really knocks down the quality.
I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.
I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don't like rootbeer floats. 😮💨
Doesn't even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can't I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?
I honestly don't even like ice cream much, but I love rootbeer floats. Something about how the ice cream disintegrates and turns to slush is awesome. Milk + rootbeer isn't quite the same, but it still gets the creamy flavor.
It's certainly not a universal thing, and I know plenty of people who will take them both separately instead of together.
Wait, this has a name!? It’s better with the coffee creamers that usually come next to the vending machine. Also better if you use Dr. Pepper. Tastes like an ice cream float.
pigeon milk.
How do you get pigeon milk?
it's that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it's healthy so you should always lick it off
from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.
I would honestly try it. And regret it
Wait... Am I a dude bro now?
You can be whatever you want if you set your mind to it
Mind optional in most cases.
Where do I sign for my dirt bike?
(I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I'm pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol' rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)
King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it's called a Hyper Viper. I've tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I'd just go for thematic or pun-based combos.
Ah yes, the Billie Irish
This is a crime.
A crime of passion.
Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness
The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.
I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.
Guinster
Monnness
That's if you float the green part on top.
THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.
THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication
Three Ns mandatory
I choose to imagine this is Guinan's nickname around the ship when she's not giving Picard or another crew member advice.
gainan is also a place in south america.
GONSTNESS
I was thinking Boggy Suicide.
Gunster.
Guster
If I did this I'd be worried every time I started my car
Fucking hell, this one took me a while
Can you give us idiots a clue?
Car bombs were a specialty of some people there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb
They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.
When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...
Everything sounds like AI to me now.
Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS™
I don’t know if the was the actual product, it’s been a long time since I watched the episode. Thinking on it; I’m due for another rewatch.
I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.
How do we know you aren't another bot?! /s
Mee likey!
You eat a lot of paint chips, don't you? Lol
Even paint chips taste better than Guinness
They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.
Irish weeping noises
Just more drinking?
Ah, yes, the Irish American...
So trash?
What the fuck does that monster mean by "Super Dry"...
Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I've usually only seen it applied to alcohol.
It's normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it's been fermented "fully". Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)
Source: former process engineer in a brewery
They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.
The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.
Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.
Guinster or nothing.
My heart hurts just looking at that.
I vomited yesterday looking at this today.
Cursed stout snakebite
OMG... I didn't even drink that and I still want to puke.
I'll be trying it next Friday though, lol
This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.
Like water.
Thanks! I hate it.
Death to yea and pox on your family.
Is monster actually that green colour? I've never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design
What's "normal" for energy drinks? It's all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything
Edit: but, yes. It's that color
Golden piss is actually pretty normal:
You'd think Monsters would be green, but they're not actually. At least, not the main flavor.
ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.
The nitro one is that atomic green, though
Ahh, I see, I see.
[email protected] I'll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol
https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg
Nitro is a bit more green
[email protected] We need to go further... MORE GREEN!
That looks like it'll turn me into a Spiderman villain.
The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!
gives you kidney stones.
That’s why you’ve got to stir it real good.
Funny how little head there is
That's what she said
Can you don’t?
I'd call that a yellow velvet.
Frankensteins monster.
We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.
1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.
I dunno about soda, but washing down Oreos with Guinness is fucking amazing.
At least it’s canned Guinness
it was a guinness
What's not to like about irradiated chocolate?
antifreeze chocolate.
Kills household pets dead! Lol
The reason the drinks aren't mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.
Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.
It's a frankendrink.
Can I get it with bolts on its neck?
This looks like it'd give me superpowers
But the cursed monkeypaw ones
ill take 2
That's just awful.
Guinning!
sacrilege
Would
Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.
Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.
Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.