theonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyZeroCool RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca126Comments7Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Moneyhttps://theonion.com/trump-assures-struggling-nation-he-has-plenty-of-money/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca5CommentsReply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’https://theonion.com/trump-calls-groceries-a-hoax/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca216Comments12Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.https://theonion.com/plex-submits-35-bid-for-warner-bros/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca433Comments40Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songshttps://thehardtimes.net/culture/ron-desantis-signs-bill-to-remove-the-word-gay-from-all-christmas-songs/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca258Comments17Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Women ruining International Men’s Day by repeatedly asking ‘Yeah but when is International WOMEN’S Day’https://newsthump.com/2025/11/19/women-ruining-international-mens-day-by-repeatedly-asking-yeah-but-when-is-international-womens-day-2/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca243Comments21Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Coughhttps://thehardtimes.net/culture/florida-child-bullied-for-being-only-one-in-class-without-whooping-cough/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca368Comments7Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Elsehttps://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca341CommentsReply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Unemployment figures show sharp increase in government blaming everyone elsehttps://newsthump.com/2025/11/11/unemployment-figures-show-sharp-increase-in-government-blaming-everyone-else-2/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca128Comments1Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they dohttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/nestle-worried-ai-will-destroy-worlds-water-supply-before-they-do/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca302Comments8Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Trump Suddenly Doesn’t Want To Make a Big Deal About Someone’s Emailshttps://thehardtimes.net/breaking/trump-suddenly-doesnt-want-to-make-a-big-deal-about-someones-emails/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca192Comments1Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Elon Musk Willing To Forgo $1 Trillion Pay Deal if Shareholders Tell Him They Think He Is Cool https://theshovel.com.au/2025/11/09/elon-musk-to-forgo-1-trillion-pay-deal-cool/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca435Comments16Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Couragehttps://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-helps-pull-democrats-back-from-brink-of-courage/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca625Comments54Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangshttps://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca288Comments2Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privilegeshttps://theonion.com/prince-andrew-stripped-of-royal-computer-privileges/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca216Comments11Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool 6 year old hopes everyone gets that his Halloween costume is supposed to be Darth Vader wearing a winter coathttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/10/6-year-old-hopes-everyone-gets-that-his-halloween-costume-is-supposed-to-be-darth-vader-wearing-a-winter-coat/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca150Comments2Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glandshttps://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca208Comments5Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Somethinghttps://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca149Comments2Reply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconceshttps://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca106CommentsReply
theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Securityhttps://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca277Comments3Reply
