I find this interesting but somehow I'm still not sure whether I get it right after reading the article. I don't know if it's something wrong with the article or my English comprehension skills. Anyway, here's what I get from this: so the (grand)parent's of young gay boys took them to Hooters hoping to reinforce their masculinity and heterosexuality. But the waitresses were so friendly and understanding that they actually ended up reinforcing their real sexual orientation instead. Is that correct?
That's correct. They way you said it could have a bad interpretation, but yeah. At the very least, one could say that through their actions they said: there's nothing wrong with you.
Yep it means he likes having sex with other alpha males so as to preserve his testosterone. (If your question was serious then no it’s not a furry thing, it’s just fun to make fun of men like this) (also maybe it has a secondary connotation in the furry community that I am unaware of, for I am not a furry or all that familiar with them)
Nah, wasn't serious. Can't claim originality either, someone suggested that as a question whenever someone claimed to be an alpha. I just thought it was funny.
Yea Lot gazed upon his daughter's rockin' tits and recalled the bosom of his wife. Lot begged God for forgiveness, but God was all like, "nah man, I'm into it. You should make your daughter dress up like a debutante and dance with you and tell her that it's to promise her chastity to me." Lot was surprised by this response and asked God to repeat himself, but only heard the thunderous roll of heavy breathing and someone slapping a giant wet ham.
God I really had a thing for the Green one. It was like she was staring into my soul and saying “Fuck Me”. Then they changed her shoes and the magic is gone.
I think that may have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life, a grown-ass, middle-aged man getting pissy about the fuckability of a fictitious, anthropomorphised piece of candy.
The thought that many, many more grown-ass, middle-aged men were at least thinking it is another of the funniest things I've ever had in my noggin!
I went to Hooters the other day, and it was full of dudebros with goatees and MAGA hats holding bibles and loudly going on about how Christian and un-woke they were. Some of them were even holding their bibles the right way up.
Sucks to be one of the waitresses that night, though, as your tips are going to be those fake dollar bills with a bible verse printed on them.
This is a dude that was too embarrassing even for the Liberal Party in Australia.
In 2009, the Liberal Party of Australia threatened to suspend Adams from the party for six months for conduct deemed likely to "embarrass or cause damage to" the party during an altercation with Brett Mason, a journalist for Channel Ten. Mason was filming a report on Adams' absences from the council due to overseas travel when Adams confronted him, stating, "I would just like to say that Brett Mason is a [expletive] good-for-nothing [expletive]. Thank you." However, Adams claims he resigned from the party before he could be suspended. Adams resigned from Australian politics in 2012.
This bit is comedy gold.
In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented.
I'm still not sure if it's all just an act, like a right-wing-nutjob version of Nathan Feilder. He's kinda fascinating, honestly, in a trainwreck kind of way.
Right? This tweet feels like it should be straightforward to parse, but the only thing I've got is the whole "M&Ms are woke because they made the green one less sexy" kerfuffle from.a few years back.
Hooters being on the same team as the Bible has me scratching my head!
I'd MUCH Rather tax my Children to HOOTERS instead of a DRAG SHOW because HOOTERS is NOT SEXUAL AT ALL and Drag Shows are LITERALLY JUST RAPING CHILDREN! Which I'm COOL WITH NOW that Trump said Epstein is a Good Guy but NOT Drag Rapists!
Nice use of random word capitalization in the midst of your exquisitely insane rant. Have you ever considered being president of anything? Get a spray tan and the sky's the limit friend!
"And on the 8th day, God said: 'Go forth and preach my word while surrounded by tiddies! Also, like, get yourself a steak or smth while you're there.'"
Every Christian knows that Jesus' miracle with the loaves and fishes was just a mistranslation, and it really read Wings and Fries in the original Aramaic. So Jesus would approve of going to Hooters.
My problems with hooters are predominantly with the working conditions. A cooperatively owned breastraunt may not necessarily be my thing, but as a leftist and as a feminist sure whatever
there was a whole article interviewing him and trying to answer for sure and it felt inconclusive and my take is that it started as a bit but worked too well within his Manosphere grift circles and dude is a sociopath so he just went with it
Ah, yes, my Fortnite controller which I use to Fortnite with other Fortniters with my Fortnite console. Is this like a new version of when Boomers used to call anything even tangentally related to video games "a Nintendo"?
Call me crazy but, being lustfull (assuming the reason to go there is for increasing some fictional heterosexual stats) isnt like a fucking capital sin?
In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented.[9][12]
It is absolutely a thing. My pagan household has one somewhere in the book shelf because we used to be catholics. A friend was never Christian and still has one
I live in a not very religious part of one of the least religious countries in the world, and even we got gifted a bible at some point, IIRC it was in school. Easy to have a bible if you don't throw it away.
As M&Ms come in all colours of the rainbow and Fortnite introduced non-binary characters, both are considered as 'woke'. The Bible and Hooters with their big tiddy waitresses are deemed 'anti-woke'.
Im not sure hate is the right word, just disappointment. Hooters does kind of suck. Go to a real restaurant or a real strip club. He's got us.
I thought the same until I read about how it is a safe space for gay teenagers. This is all I found
But basically they are friendly to gay teens in the closet. Also, I think Hooters is closing.
I find this interesting but somehow I'm still not sure whether I get it right after reading the article. I don't know if it's something wrong with the article or my English comprehension skills. Anyway, here's what I get from this: so the (grand)parent's of young gay boys took them to Hooters hoping to reinforce their masculinity and heterosexuality. But the waitresses were so friendly and understanding that they actually ended up reinforcing their real sexual orientation instead. Is that correct?
That's correct. They way you said it could have a bad interpretation, but yeah. At the very least, one could say that through their actions they said: there's nothing wrong with you.
That makes sense, and I'm glad they filled that role
If you have to advertise that you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male.
He means alpha as in alpha versions of software. Unstable, buggy and not fit for the general public.
Or like an alpha particle, having low penetration power.
The alpha male is tired, see him to his chambers.
HE'S AN ALPHA MALE. EVERYONE SEE THAT? ALPHA MALE.
If you have to point it out ...
Is alpha a furry thing? I guess yes?
Yep it means he likes having sex with other alpha males so as to preserve his testosterone. (If your question was serious then no it’s not a furry thing, it’s just fun to make fun of men like this) (also maybe it has a secondary connotation in the furry community that I am unaware of, for I am not a furry or all that familiar with them)
Nah, wasn't serious. Can't claim originality either, someone suggested that as a question whenever someone claimed to be an alpha. I just thought it was funny.
isn't it a therian thing?
Its mainly an omegaverse thing, but there's a lot of overlap as I understand it
I'll wait for beta or final release
No true king needs to declare "I am the king"
My daughter works at Hooters but she does have great tits.
I probably shouldn’t have fed her so much milk as a child.
Is this a green text?
it's just an average SatansMaggotyCumFart comment
Wha-
How often do you ask to eat in her section and read your Bible?
I usually read genesis 19-40.
Ah, the deleted verse:
this verse is why muslims don't eat pork, understandably
I always suspected that guy was evil...
God I really had a thing for the Green one. It was like she was staring into my soul and saying “Fuck Me”. Then they changed her shoes and the magic is gone.
"We can't jack off to anything anymore...What's next? Are you gonna tell me Wendy's of age..."
-Tucker Carlson, 2026
Sex sells.
"You take the red M&M, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
"How deep your rabbit hole goes," by the look of that red M&M wink-wink
I mean, c'mon, those are clearly "come hither" eyes, bet the red M&M could teach us some things, if you catch my meaning wink-wink nudge-nudge
Well-directed caution, I'd say, we should all be wary of subtext!:)))
Oh that reminds me of how upset they were with the green M&M not being fuckable
I think that may have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life, a grown-ass, middle-aged man getting pissy about the fuckability of a fictitious, anthropomorphised piece of candy.
The thought that many, many more grown-ass, middle-aged men were at least thinking it is another of the funniest things I've ever had in my noggin!
uwotm8
They just aren't trying hard enough.
Perfect.
For once, the AI slop is wrong because it put five fingers on each hand.
Also the red m&m should be rounder. It looks like one of the peanut ones
I figured it was a different M&M, a peanut red Laurence Fishburne one.
Omfg, I didn't even notice...
I went to Hooters the other day, and it was full of dudebros with goatees and MAGA hats holding bibles and loudly going on about how Christian and un-woke they were. Some of them were even holding their bibles the right way up.
Sucks to be one of the waitresses that night, though, as your tips are going to be those fake dollar bills with a bible verse printed on them.
"Some of them were even holding their bibles the right way up."
😂🤣
Wait, you mean this guy is real? I genuinely always thought it was a parody account…
See, that's what I thought too. But apparently he's a real guy, and Trump nominated him for ambassador to Malaysia. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/10/trump-ambassador-nick-adams-alpha-male-00447423?internal=true
Be hilarious if he really was running a satire account and now finds himself an ambassador to some place he can’t even pronounce.
They need to make an emoji where the face is cracking itself in the head with a baseball bat
I would use that to reply to your comment. Facepalm isn't going to work anymore
Lol I always thought the same thing! This may be the hardest I've ever ate the onion in my life.
Reverse onion
Regurgitated the onion, I guess.
This is a dude that was too embarrassing even for the Liberal Party in Australia.
This bit is comedy gold.
I'm still not sure if it's all just an act, like a right-wing-nutjob version of Nathan Feilder. He's kinda fascinating, honestly, in a trainwreck kind of way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
Never thought I'd see Bible and Hooters in the same sentence.
Have you been watching the news for the last six months?
Anyone who says they are a alpha male are really some loser cuck.
how tf do y'all keep up with this lore
Right? This tweet feels like it should be straightforward to parse, but the only thing I've got is the whole "M&Ms are woke because they made the green one less sexy" kerfuffle from.a few years back.
Hooters being on the same team as the Bible has me scratching my head!
Nice memory on the stupid M&M thing! I can’t parse this whatsoever lol
I'd MUCH Rather tax my Children to HOOTERS instead of a DRAG SHOW because HOOTERS is NOT SEXUAL AT ALL and Drag Shows are LITERALLY JUST RAPING CHILDREN! Which I'm COOL WITH NOW that Trump said Epstein is a Good Guy but NOT Drag Rapists!
Nice use of random word capitalization in the midst of your exquisitely insane rant. Have you ever considered being president of anything? Get a spray tan and the sky's the limit friend!
Ah, professional quality bait
Thank you for your attention on this matter
Nono, it's true! Read it in the Bible myself!
"And on the 8th day, God said: 'Go forth and preach my word while surrounded by tiddies! Also, like, get yourself a steak or smth while you're there.'"
Every Christian knows that Jesus' miracle with the loaves and fishes was just a mistranslation, and it really read Wings and Fries in the original Aramaic. So Jesus would approve of going to Hooters.
Carry on.
I mean there's literally a story about Jesus dining with prostitutes. Dude was down to party.
Yes, and if you're a star they let you part the red sea.
My problems with hooters are predominantly with the working conditions. A cooperatively owned breastraunt may not necessarily be my thing, but as a leftist and as a feminist sure whatever
the people demand worker's cooperative femboy hooters
This is the boneless wings/gender pronouns to communism pipeline guy.
this is how i learn he's NOT satire?
I'm as disappointed as you are.
As am I
there was a whole article interviewing him and trying to answer for sure and it felt inconclusive and my take is that it started as a bit but worked too well within his Manosphere grift circles and dude is a sociopath so he just went with it
Ah, yes, my Fortnite controller which I use to Fortnite with other Fortniters with my Fortnite console. Is this like a new version of when Boomers used to call anything even tangentally related to video games "a Nintendo"?
worst square dance instructions ever
But I don't want to go to hooters and I don't need to poop
Is hooters the goth ihop? Used to be Denny’s was the goth ihop.
Is there an emo waffle house?
I didn’t know waffle house banned steak knives, yet somehow that doesn’t surprise me at all.
I’m not into big boobs, so hooters never really appealed to me.
I'm pretty sure waffle house is Dennys for perverts
Call me crazy but, being lustfull (assuming the reason to go there is for increasing some fictional heterosexual stats) isnt like a fucking capital sin?
Thank you, harlots (derogatory) is now my favorite way to refer to my friends
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
do peeps jus hav bibles lyin around at home?
is thad a thing?...
You literally can't escape them in some places
I have one, but am too scared to touch it fearing it will turn to dust due to how old it is
Grab the good book son were going to wipe our ass' with it
Do people just have Hooters? Didn't most of them go out of business?
It is absolutely a thing. My pagan household has one somewhere in the book shelf because we used to be catholics. A friend was never Christian and still has one
I live in a not very religious part of one of the least religious countries in the world, and even we got gifted a bible at some point, IIRC it was in school. Easy to have a bible if you don't throw it away.
Some scummy religious groups give them out just off School grounds.
We burned them it was fun
I don't get the reference
As M&Ms come in all colours of the rainbow and Fortnite introduced non-binary characters, both are considered as 'woke'. The Bible and Hooters with their big tiddy waitresses are deemed 'anti-woke'.
OK. I didn't know that.
The idiots are taking over 🎶
Instructions unclear, goes to Chuck E Cheese dressed as a mangy rat and digs through the dumpster...