Spyke

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. "Not with that attitude" is often a fun one, but I'm quite partial to "... but I'm not a botanist" when I'm sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

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I do pretty much the same, but with "good evening". Funny to see people slowly shift to "good evening" over time when talking to me.

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"I'm bouta split" is one i once said at a pub with my friends out of the blue. They found it hilarious and so i still say it occasionally when it feels right. Sometimes they steal it from me too.

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feddit.uk

Not sure, could be "and, um, yeah" when my sentence trails off because I've forgotten what I was talking about halfway through the sentence.

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lemmy.ml

"Holy smokes!" -- in response to something not that interesting occurring

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What fresh hell is this?

I use this whenever my supervisor tells me she has news for me.

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feddit.cl

I have a few. One is "That's what I always tell them", sometimes followed by "but they don't listen" usually when being insulted or critiqued. I'm also a big fan of saying "why not?" when someone asks me "why?". The other doesn't translate to English very well. I guess "huzzah!" or "commendations!" are close, but they don't capture the tone and how obscure the original is.

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"Enorabuena!" It's used in some countries, but is extremely rare in mine.

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Whenever a non-stranger asks how I’m doing my go to reply is “Eh. I’m about as miserable as I usually am.” other than that, I have a bad habit of ending sentences with “eh?” or “ya know?” when speaking

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G-Dang it! I normally have no filter for profanity, so people always laugh when I use it. I stole it from the Neature Walk series on YouTube.

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I jokingly say "who did/was that?" when it was obviously me. For example: After a fart that I announced before.

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I started saying 'Passiert den besten' ('happens to the best of us') as a joke when a friend would mention a minor inconvenience or fuckup. It turned from joke to an automatic reply

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I could be wrong. I’ve been wrong twice before…. I divorced them both tho.

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I noticed I’ve been using “for sure” on in-person conversations often. Not on chats and comments for some reason though.

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