Trump does not drink alcohol actually. His aversion to it is well known.
He himself has called it “one of his only good traits” and claims its influenced by his older brothers drinking problem who affirmed Trump to not drink.
Personally i believe part of it is he had some bad experiences in his youth of it amplifying his stupid mind. Might be part of his daddy issues being called an idiot too.
So basically Trump does not ever drunk text. He really just failed to spell his own name.
He is a famous high profile figure. We have pictures of him with Epstein and at all kinds of rich people parties.
Not a single picture has him holding an alcoholic drink. Best we get are rumours he had light beer in the 80s and 90s and even those rumours note how mild he drank (like he was just trying to fit in)
When every world leaders toasts with champagne he is consistently holding diet coke.
He really is just this stupid while sober.
If he did drink he would boast about how he never gets drunk and can hold all the liquor.
I think this one is easy to believe, especially considering he never claimed to drink his own brand of vodka. His whole pre political aesthetic lends itself to alcohol consumption and being a teetotaler in his circles would be akin to had he been a strict vegetarian in oddness. There's also the fact that even his ex inner circle who now oppose him don't claim he drinks, which would be a minor scandal.
I didn't think anyone's confused about how a typo occurs... But when you're president and this is how you choose to communicate (a social media platform created to benefit you), you'd think you would proofread and care about the message... or at least your own name.
If a president can't look at their own name in any format and notice it is misspelled, or have one of the hundreds of people at your disposal to double check, before sending out communication to the world it is far worse than the average person making a minor mistake.
I think it's more that he knows many in his base are pissed that he's dragging us into another war that's going to kill the kids of the people who voted for him. So his desperate consolation is that no Americans died in the first strike.
No real need. The effective range of those planes is infinite. We can refule them midair. Sticking them in the middle of the country for storage made sense for defensive purposes, at least until Ukraine made truck/lorry based drone swarm platforms.
What's funny, I think he signed it to boost those pilots, with a hint of "noticed by the president himself". To show, how much he cares about them. Yet he didn't care enough to take a second to read it.
K and L are next to each other on the KB. While it's a simple typo, it's appalling that the President of the United States can't scan such a short message for errors before sending it out to the entire world.
If he isn't spending two seconds TO MAKE SURE HE SPELLED HIS NAME CORRECTLY WHEN MAKING A PUBLIC ADDRESS, imagine how little thought he puts into anything.
Possibly one of his “best” tweets, especially since I think he was making a deliberate effort NOT to end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
Just wait until those pilots say that they don't agree with what they did, but had to follow orders. Then it'll be "Those UNGREATFUL pilots are from the LUNATIC LEFT. They don't want to SERVE the Great United States of America. And it's only great because of ME. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
"I bombed Iran, possibly starting WWIII, and all I got was this misspelled tweet."
I wonder if we will ever learn about their suicides during WWIII
Hes got to be drunk tweeting, right? Right??
How do you misspell your own name?!?
Trump does not drink alcohol actually. His aversion to it is well known.
He himself has called it “one of his only good traits” and claims its influenced by his older brothers drinking problem who affirmed Trump to not drink.
Personally i believe part of it is he had some bad experiences in his youth of it amplifying his stupid mind. Might be part of his daddy issues being called an idiot too.
So basically Trump does not ever drunk text. He really just failed to spell his own name.
(He does abuse some adderal type drugs though)
Why do we believe he doesn't drink, since he lies about literally everything else?
He is a famous high profile figure. We have pictures of him with Epstein and at all kinds of rich people parties.
Not a single picture has him holding an alcoholic drink. Best we get are rumours he had light beer in the 80s and 90s and even those rumours note how mild he drank (like he was just trying to fit in) When every world leaders toasts with champagne he is consistently holding diet coke.
He really is just this stupid while sober.
If he did drink he would boast about how he never gets drunk and can hold all the liquor.
I have zero doubts about how stupid he is, just questioning whether his self professed possibly positive trait is also a lie.
I still think he's abusing Adderall anyway. He just doesn't drink. Which is ironic because he causes me to drink more.
I think this one is easy to believe, especially considering he never claimed to drink his own brand of vodka. His whole pre political aesthetic lends itself to alcohol consumption and being a teetotaler in his circles would be akin to had he been a strict vegetarian in oddness. There's also the fact that even his ex inner circle who now oppose him don't claim he drinks, which would be a minor scandal.
He's definitely an uppers guy anyways.
The K is right next to the L?
I didn't think anyone's confused about how a typo occurs... But when you're president and this is how you choose to communicate (a social media platform created to benefit you), you'd think you would proofread and care about the message... or at least your own name.
Obviously the misspelling was deliberate to appear more down to earth. /s
I was also trying to layer in a play on words, as in, taking the L on this tweet
And when you go all caps that usually turns off any autocorrect too.
If a president can't look at their own name in any format and notice it is misspelled, or have one of the hundreds of people at your disposal to double check, before sending out communication to the world it is far worse than the average person making a minor mistake.
Competence? In our moment of triumph?! I think you overestimate their abilities.
It's honestly kind of crazy how many people here are tripping over themselves to give this piece of garbage the benefit of the doubt.
Something this man has not deserved for at least 30 years.
I agree. Official communication like this is incredibly unprofessional. Not to mention the guy’s an S grade scumbag.
Typos don’t discriminate and I’m not sure he’s legally allowed to edit these “official communications.”
I have a hard time deciding what's worse, a president that tweets while drunk or a president that can't spell his own name while sober
Can't spell when sober is far worse.
Dementia
Trump doesn't drink. That's just his brain.
his incapacity is au naturel
L and k sit next to each other on a QWERTY keyboard
The year is 2025.
The US President just bombed Iran.
He goes on twitter and writes: "YOU JUST GOT DONAK'D!"
He pulls of his face.
It's Ashton Kutcher.
The son of a bitch did it again.
I would welcome that at this point.
He keeps talking about the planes safely getting back, I wonder when we're going to find out we lost one...
It was lost due to technical problems as usual.
I didn't know the B stood for Boeing
Slid off the side of the planet, woops
Well at least it's beyond the environment
I think it's more that he knows many in his base are pissed that he's dragging us into another war that's going to kill the kids of the people who voted for him. So his desperate consolation is that no Americans died in the first strike.
I'm sure Iran wouldn't keep that a secret
The Bermuda Triangle strikes again
Good point
I’m a bit surprised they are flying back to Missouri. Don’t we have B2s in closer areas?
No real need. The effective range of those planes is infinite. We can refule them midair. Sticking them in the middle of the country for storage made sense for defensive purposes, at least until Ukraine made truck/lorry based drone swarm platforms.
donakd pls
donakd gt fkd
What's funny, I think he signed it to boost those pilots, with a hint of "noticed by the president himself". To show, how much he cares about them. Yet he didn't care enough to take a second to read it.
TheGREATB-2pilotshavejustlanded,safely,inMissouri.Thankyouforajobwelldone!!!DONAKD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
donny fat fingers, jacked up on adderall, strikes again. What an illiterate fuck.
When you get a 0 on the SATs because you can't even spell your own name correctly.
I used to have a browser addon that rendered all his tweets in a crayon font.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/make-trump-tweets-eight-again
There was a Chrome version as well, but it looks like they removed it.
Isn't spelling your name\knowing your name a typical mental health check?
K and L are next to each other on the KB. While it's a simple typo, it's appalling that the President of the United States can't scan such a short message for errors before sending it out to the entire world.
If he isn't spending two seconds TO MAKE SURE HE SPELLED HIS NAME CORRECTLY WHEN MAKING A PUBLIC ADDRESS, imagine how little thought he puts into anything.
We don't have to wonder, he tells us almost daily!
It also doesn't spell check all capital words.
Why the fuck is he signing his tweets in the first place, and announcing where we keep our bombers?
He's an idiot.
Draw an analog clock, with the hands showing 8:15.
That's when I can lie again!
Bank you for your detention on this matter
Senor Cardgage??
Possibly one of his “best” tweets, especially since I think he was making a deliberate effort NOT to end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
Steven Cheung got forced to sit next to Stephen Miller at the next meeting for that faux pas.
SİGNED DONAKD DAK, YOUR PRESİDEN
Just wait until those pilots say that they don't agree with what they did, but had to follow orders. Then it'll be "Those UNGREATFUL pilots are from the LUNATIC LEFT. They don't want to SERVE the Great United States of America. And it's only great because of ME. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
🌮
“The suckers and losers who flew the planes…”
I guess you have to be able to read in order to proof read.
We need a meme version of him named Donakd. Like the mid 2000s meme characters.
Maybe somebody could edit this?
Donald Drumpf who self identies as Donank just started a war
Oh great, he's turning into Matt Damon in Team America.
Missouri large? Why give target for attack?
Whitman Air Force Base is the documented home base for the bombers. It’s not exactly a secret.
Thank you
DO NOT NAKED PLZ AND THNX!!
Why do I get the feeling that they handed the phone over to Donald after the "job well done!!!" part?
"Here, sign this tweet."
"IM GUN SIGN THE HELL OUTTA THIS TWEET, YOU WILL SEE. IT WILL BE THE BEST SIGNING ANYONE HAS EVER SIGNED A TWEET, WATCH THIS."
Someone needs to take his twitter away.... and maybe just take him away too.
The Emperor has no clothes.