If this platform was more popular, some CocaCola manager somewhere, would be writing up a business plan for a “No name” brand with completely blank packaging.
This is likely a test can of a new beer they're working on. I used to get these every now and then as a bartender. Vendors would come in with labelless beers to try out and get my opinion.
I preferred ____ original flavor, but this new ____ is pretty good too. The flavor is a bit toned down, a touch more ____, but not nearly as ____. Compared to a baseline of 7/10 on ____ original flavor, I'd say new ____ is a 6/10, solid, for the masses, but your average ____ conoissieur will fine themselves disappointed.
Lol. I searched the comments until I found the Skippy reference. None of these filthy monkeys have any idea of the awesomeness they are missing out on.
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The anti-corporate side in me finds this pleasing.
It should have some identifier and ingredient list / best before date though. Just to keep the useful info
Contents: beverage
Best by: soon
Contains: stuff
Tastes: Good
If this platform was more popular, some CocaCola manager somewhere, would be writing up a business plan for a “No name” brand with completely blank packaging.
You've heard of minimalism, now get ready for nonenism
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler As if companies would ever stop putting ads and logos on their products :::
This is likely a test can of a new beer they're working on. I used to get these every now and then as a bartender. Vendors would come in with labelless beers to try out and get my opinion.
Happy cake day. Wash it down with a nice cold can of
Oh, it is! Thanks!
We can always find another counselor...
Yes, but not one made of cellular peptide. The mint frosting is easily found, though.
Between the double walls of a proper coke can't are a selection of terrible poisons. Some airborn, some that will leak into the coke.
Then make apple sell it -> iCan't
Sell it in pairs, call it iCan't Even
Verification
Not dystopian enough for that.
I love ____.
I preferred ____ original flavor, but this new ____ is pretty good too. The flavor is a bit toned down, a touch more ____, but not nearly as ____. Compared to a baseline of 7/10 on ____ original flavor, I'd say new ____ is a 6/10, solid, for the masses, but your average ____ conoissieur will fine themselves disappointed.
Don't worry about _____, let me worry about ______
____? ____?!
You're not seeing the big picture!
The context for this gif is absolutely hilarious. I quote this all the time and no one ever gets it :(
if you quote it and they don't get it, just go "you suck! you all suck!" and run off at that wicked 45° angle lol
one of my favorite scenes from the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJjIUPRWjg
Absolutely nothing!
Stupid! You're so stupid!
Ooh, that's my favorite flavor of
That is in fact a can of
Skippy?
I said the same thing!!!! Ok at least I’m not alone.
Lol. I searched the comments until I found the Skippy reference. None of these filthy monkeys have any idea of the awesomeness they are missing out on.
Aluminum of course. Come on guys, what else are cans made of?
Steel, actually! Aside from aluminum cans, which are, in fact, made from aluminum. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_and_tin_cans
@[email protected] ! Would you believe it?!
@[email protected] is born on the same day as jlai.lu!
Is that so ? Very cool ! Happy birthday to @[email protected] :)
Happy cake day to your instance!
Thank :D
Bisphenol A
Skippy?
I love this series. Although since I started working from home I haven't listened. I must pick this up again. Thanks for the reminder! 🙂
Romulan ale?
…ass
Whoop or regular?
Reminded me of the sperm scene from Community.
I feel like Werner Herzog would have some kind of depressing commentary about this
Your content made me think of this brilliant impersonation of him
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Oh? Where do you guys get these? I get mine from
Reminds me of CN Railroad, canned water, so regular, with extra sweat.
You say that until you're hit by a hot can of iron
aluminum can drink