Spyke
lemmy.world

She looks like she hard to impress. I don't think i could do it.

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Once you wiped your ass with dark chocolate then proceeding to try removing it by wiping with the toilet paper I bet you'd see some face expression of surprise

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lemmy.world

And for what amount is that price tag? Ten rolls of good toilet paper cost about €5 here. And that would be forty rolls for 90 bucks? Or is that for several of those packets?

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.Donutsreply
lemmy.world

Sir, you're in memes. This is a joke/punchline wrapped in image format. So photoshopped and not a thing. Fake and gay, some would say.

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lemmy.ca

Fake and gay, some would say.

Last time I heard that, this was still popular:

=3

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Thanks. I totally missed that information. It has become rather difficult to distinguish between satire and the next big stupid thing in the US lately. Something could be crazy as fuck by now, and still real.

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slrpnk.net

Judging by the beer in the background this is probably in a Caribbean island. Probably Trinidad, so $TTD 90 would be around $US 13

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sh.itjust.works

"Supposed" is one of those words with a quiet "d" that people seem to often get wrong. Same with "used" especially in "used to" where people write "use to". English sucks, but I still wish people would put in the effort to follow the rules so that they communicate more effectively.

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I can almost guarantee to you that a native speaker made this meme. Remember, the average American speaks 0.7 languages.

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100% native speaker mistake. Like the classic mistake of mixing up "its" and "it's", only native speakers do that.

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This seems like a result of sandhi, people merge the sounds in speech so they merge them in writing too

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NatakuNoxreply
lemmy.world

I'm the exact opposite. I'd take pride in showing how effective her sample is and then proceed to buy.

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P00ptartreply
lemmy.world

Make sure other customers are there to see it as well, and be loud about it.

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Clearly she's allergic to it - there's an allergy warning on the sign. It's probably full of artificial flavors. Or maybe it was made from tree nut husks, IDFK.

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lemmy.world

would love to walk up in a conehead costume and start eating the roll in front of her.

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And you'd have the benefit of your next trip to the toilet being self-wiping!

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it cleans your intestines on the way out, and good fiber, and essential dyes.

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Take a big wad, start rubbing down your body with it and moaning deliriously in front of her.

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