Spyke

I also see 'meeting' abbreviated as MTG. Which, is now what I call it when I send texts to my friends to play Magic. "Hey, got time for a MTG MTG?"

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lemmy.ml

CP does not mean:

  • Cyberpunk
  • Club Penguin
  • Cleft Palate
  • Cerebral Policy Palsy
  • Conservative Party

If you're on a Unix terminal it means "copy," anywhere else it means what Josh Duggar is into.

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Where I am it universally refers to a railroad company, Canadian Pacific.

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And in the corporate Windows world, it's the Company Portal (essentially the inter-company App Store). I always have to type it out because I don't like telling people to go to the CP.

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lemmy.sdf.org

a pop star made a popular song about it, I too was lost but someone pointed it out.... Wet Ass Pussy

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lemmy.world

Wide area progressive, when slot machines across multiple casinos contribute to one combined jackpot.

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I'm working with data, where we have a concept called "write, audit, publish" (also abbreviated WAP). I'm laughing on the inside everyone I hear anyone talking about it.

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I love how someone uploaded a video titled "Virgin asshole destroyed by BBC" to pornhub, and it was a video of Ben Shapiro losing his shit after badly failing at debating one of the BBC hosts.

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Those of a vintage beyond even my own will know that it stands for "Broken Biscuit Company", which I believe originated on BBC radio with The Goon Show. Now that's not an acronym, but it is another word that's picked up an unfortunate extra meaning in recent years.

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lemmy.world

Not annoyed but amused. I suffer from IBS. And in my work there are Internal Business Systems. So I suffer from IBS twice.

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Therapy be wild taking CBT for cognitive behavioral therapy when it's been cock and ball torture for so, so long.

"Therapist said I needed CBT. I just walked out. That dude's fucking crazy if he thinks Imma smash my nuts."

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lemmy.world

BLM

Especially since the Bureau of Land Management is regularly talked about in my field.

I have no issue with the civil rights movement tho

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bricklovereply
midwest.social

Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management

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lemmy.world

Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great.

Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM

Also Game Master > General Motors

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SirSamuelreply
lemmy.world

Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors

Better? ;-)

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lemmy.world

So many people think Mac is an acronym for whatever reason, as in "Do you use MAC or PC?".

I don't know why they think this. It was never formatted that way in any of Apple's marketing materials.

It really annoys me. In my head when I read it I hear "MAC" pronounced in the voice of Gilbert Godfrey.

I'm guessing they're confusing it with MAC addresses? They probably saw the term somewhere and wrongly assumed it had something to do with Apple Macs.

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True, although it's more formally known as an Apple MAC Apple Computer, or Apple Mackintosh Apple Computer Apple Computer.

With Apple standing, of course, for Applied Possibility and Permutation Learning Environment.

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D2 is either a type of steel or a great game in 8th grade.

LFG used to mean Look For Group in a lot of games. Now it's let's fucking go.

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lemm.ee

Isis used to be the fake spy agency Archer worked for. Damn those middle-eastern radicals stealing the name!

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

Before that, Isis was an Egyptian goddess and a hot superhero with crossovers to Shazam

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fedia.io

OK, I'll bite. Pedant time.

"BSD" isn't an acronym. It's an initialism.

Acronyms are pronounced as a words rather than reading the letters, and, well, you'd be beatboxing if you pronounced BSD as a word.

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Axman6reply
aussie.zone

It’s not pronounced buzzed? I’ve been saying Freebuzzed wrong all this time???

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Nobody dared telling you.

If you ever have doubts how other stuff is pronounced, just axman.

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Other way around. Acronyms are a subcategory of initialisms, specifically the ones that can be read as if they're words.

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lemmy.world

I remember being annoyed when PS2 suddenly was a gaming console and not a line of personal computers from IBM.

Yes, I know it's PS2 vs. PS/2 when written out, but no one ever says PS-slash-2 when speaking.

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leminal.space

Another one that came to mind is TF2. I like Titanfall 2 more than Team Fortress 2 but I associate the acronym with Team Fortress 2.

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You just reminded me the confusion I had trying to figure out if people are talking about Battlefield 2 or Battlefront 2 years ago

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Gerudoreply
lemm.ee

True, but still a very active game.

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Yeah, I should have been more clear TF2 was like an industry pillar by the time Titanfall came out. Used to be, but still is.

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Ah man another one of these is Monster Hunter World (MHW) and now the new game Monster Hunter Wilds (MHW). 🤦

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As a dude who loves Transport Fever 2, you better believe I get this wrong a lot.

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Two sided dice, for binary decisions in DnD? Sure, I’ve flipped a coin

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lemmy.ca

SWIFT is not a programming language it's a trading protocol that runs the global financial markets which I'm working very hard to forget but still it deserves respect.

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ninjaktttyreply
lemmy.world

But the name of the language isn’t an acronym it’s just the word swift.

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Doesn't change the fact that people think it's the same thing lol

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aussie.zone

CBT - Clifford Brick Transport. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. Cock Ball torture.

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AC -- alternating current, ass crust

DTF -- downtime failure, discreet time fourier, down to funkyland

SMB -- server message block, some mammamia bros

IANAL -- i am not a lawyer, sure you do

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lemm.ee

FTP: free to play, file transfer protocol

SRS: Serious, sex reassignment surgery, social responsiveness scale, etc

LOL: laugh out loud, lots of love, loot or lie

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LOL: laugh out loud, lots of love, loot or lie

League of Legends

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lemmy.sdf.org

first time I experienced LOL was way back, Early 1990s. When AOL was still in 1.x for the Apple. My buddy and I broke into his brothers work computer and were playing around online in the chat rooms. They told us it was Loser On Line and it was a long time before I understood that wasnt what it was.... those jerks

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I had a kinder experience and was told LOL was Leg of Lamb. That just left me confused.

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swg-empire.de

All the time. Like at some point SC stopped meaning StarCraft and started meaning Splinter Cell. And don't let me get started about the famous roleplaying game PoE. Yes, or course I mean Pillars of Eternity and not Path of Exile.

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lemm.ee

Sorry, can't read PoE as anything besides Permit Office Enforcement

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remonreply
ani.social

To be fair "SC" was replaced by "SC:BW" within like a year.

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cRazi_manreply
lemm.ee

I was late to the party. The only acronym I ever used was SC2.

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lemm.ee

For me CS2 is Counter Strike 2 and CS:2 is Cities Skylines 2. No idea why though.

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slazer2aureply
lemmy.world

I guess it is suppose be C:S2 for Cities Skylines because that is where the colon is in the name.

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sem
lemmy.blahaj.zone

The Linux Kernel has a specific one, whereby DRM doesn't mean Digital Rights Protection, only thing I could think of.

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That one's especially egregious because the Direct Rendering Manager handles displaying things to the screen, where you might have Digital Rights Management involvement in the form of HDCP support, etc.

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lemmy.world

A group of separatist rebels in the Philippines formed the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

MILF, for short.

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In Berlin there's a car hire company called "Miles" (very handy, you can book and pick up a car in minutes) and they have a bunch of vans with a "damaged" e. So now it says Milfs. Hoho.

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slrpnk.net

CBT

Cock and Ball Torture and Cognitive Behaviour Therapy.

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LoRa - to me it's Long Range Radio and has been for a decade. It has some fucking AI slop meaning that recently came up, now.

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lemmy.world

It's weird seeing news articles about the SEC that have nothing to do with college football.

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BotW will always mean Best of the Worst to me. Zelda fans should just get over it and spell it out every time. And I like that game.

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It's not annoying, only quite funny, but every time I see CSM (Chainsaw Man) I can only think of Coño'e su Madre / Cocha'e su Madre (Motherfucker in Latinamerica).

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I'm aging myself here, but WoW used to stand for "Winds of War", an expansion for Heroes of Might and Magic IV. Then, World of Warcraft was released...

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never thought of the anime as bsd. sorta funny. I have to admit magic the gathering became so popular all of a sudden in the news.

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Ooh I've got one! I wanna do a poll within this thread, so please respond with a spoiler tag so you don't influence anyone's answers.

But what does IMHO mean to you?

Comment below and then come back and read this:

::: spoiler spoiler To me it means in my humble opinion, but it seems more and more these days I see people referring to it as in my honest opinion.

Is this a coincidence? Or a commentary on how people have gotten more rude or self centered? IDK, I'm not qualified to answer. I just think it's really interesting that it means both things, and it completely changes the vibe of what you're saying if someone interprets it one way or the other. :::

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I use dbt at work, meaning both data build tool, as well as dialectic behavioural theory

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lemmy.world

SNAFU, how it went from chaotic situation to make a blunder?

Also, why are Americans so obsessed with acronyms?

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Dagwood222reply
lemm.ee

Also, why are Americans so obsessed with acronyms?

My guess would be WW2 and the US Army. The military likes to keep messages concise, so they love to use acronyms. For many service men, the Army was their first experience outside of their small towns. When the soldiers entered the civilian world they brought their training with them. AWOL [Absent With Out Leave] is still a common expression here. SNAFU [Situation Normal, All Fouled UP] and FUBAR [Fouled Up Beyond All Repair] went from being gags to part of the common speech.

Bonus =https://youtu.be/FTBcu34fpHc

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lemmy.world

I don't mean the military acronyms, those make the most sense of all.

I mean all the other, you just need to see the reat of the comments, video games, names of celebrities and politicians, others are used as euphemisms. Now you can even read news articles were only use the acronym of whatever without mentioning a single time what that acronym stands for.

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Dagwood222reply
lemm.ee

I meant that when the ex-soldiers entered the civilian world they brought the idea of acronyms with them. They looked around and created new ones because that's what they thought was appropriate.

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Also texting on Nokias happened, many were invented to save clicks.

Furthermore it's arguably natural for organizations to be abbreviated/initialized and it's not an American phenomenon, as evidenced by the кгб and фсб; or the YPG, KSB, YPJ; ETC.

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POV is just not point of view anymore. In modern social media it mostly shows something where there could be a POV, but now you see it in 3rd person because people don't care about what POV means.

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MK, Mortal Kombat, not Mario Kart.

CH, Chapulín Colorado, not Christina Herrera.

SNK, Shin Nihon Kikaku, not Shingeki no Kyojin.

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Is that correct? I think by definition an initialism can be considered a form of acronym. The way I worded the question includes those subsets of acronyms

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I put DNF stickers on items around the house, to remind myself that not everything exists for sexual gratification.

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