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sh.itjust.works

used to live in a college town and an ice cream truck owner decided to start rolling around friday and saturday night... he got a lot of drunken business

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Lucky_777reply
lemmy.world

My exact thought. Ice cream truck at the bars around 2am? Fucking killing.

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That's probably why there's an ice cream truck around me even during the winter. I'd want to confirm first otherwise it would be a rather awkward interaction.

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“What are you doing?!?”

“I'm burying you”

“ I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive!”

“You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!”

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Full sunlight filling the sky. Unless you're in the far north or far south this would be very concerning.

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I dread calls at work more than anything in life.

Just send a fucking email.

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AI voice Hello, you have a pending shipment from UPS, please pay the delivery fee

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You know, in most areas it's illegal to mow your lawn at night, but that's just due to noise regulations. If you have a smaller yard, consider mowing your lawn with a scythe at 2 in the morning. You can even wear a black robe if you want. There's no law that says you can't wear a dark flowing robe and cut your grass with a scythe at 2 in the morning.

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lemmy.world

My dog can sometimes space out and stare at nothing during the day. I would shit my pants if that happend at night.

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lemmy.ml

You might want to mention this to your vet if you haven't already. It's probably nothing, but just in case there's an underlying health problem causing this.

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Thank you, this is actually sojbd advice. We did and thee is nothing to worry about, she is just aloof sometimes.

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lemm.ee

The ice cream trucks around here switched to playing pop songs :/

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Visit northern country in summer like Norway, Sweden, Finland or Iceland. Its quite tranquil actually.

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cRazi_manreply
lemm.ee

It's going to be served by a white faced clown holding a red balloon.

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And free entertainment? You don't need to sell me any more dude, I already said yes

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feddit.nl

Okay, now I want 3am ice cream trucks to be a thing. Also 3 am taco trucks.

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Last time I went to NYC I saw both 3am ice cream trucks, taco trucks, and other full on food trucks. It was wild.

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lemmy.ml

Hearing people screaming from the local amusement park

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Had the ice cream truck roll through at like 10:15PM the other night and yeah it was weird.

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Looking into my two year old bed and seeing that he's staring at me, awake but without a word.

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Bro there was an ice cream truck driving around at 11pm last night and I can confirm it was creepy.

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Bro! Anyone from Omaha? I remember hearing that ice cream truck in the LATE hours of the night when I lived in the Benson area.

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