I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.
Shhh... it's not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
And my dick!
Edit: Bow! I meant bow, I swear!
If your axe melts, maybe you're using the wrong metal
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a dorf giant!
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
...his name is Carlos.
Anything but metric
Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
Ssh, you'll give the flat-earthers ideas!
Of course you don't get giant turtles that small
I'm not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?
It's the size of a small boulder.
This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
Thank you!
So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on 'car'?
Hmmm
Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…
Add “stereotyping”…
¡Hola Carlos!
Turtle pope is real
Behold, dog!
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
He's just lying on a box sticking his legs out.
I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn't the only one.
Pretty sure he's just been hung vertically. For we know he's a stuffed exhibit
Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j
Carlos is 5 meters.
I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
You can literally see his beer belly, what are you on about.
Carlos is a master of deception!
Lmao. Fair enough xD
How many football fields is Carlos?
Real Big Macs, or ad photo Big Macs that are twice as big?
I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.
With a slinky for scale.
Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL
He smol.
I'm disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:
How many Smoots is a Carlos?
1 smoot, +- an Ɛar
Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.
Death by turtle stampede would be a unique way to die.
Slow and unique.
The US with it's imperial system 🤦♂️
The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 52,008 Carloses to the gallon and that's the way I like it!
But how many bananas tall is Carlos?
Looks about two and hald freedom eagles tall
Thank you, Carlos.
Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?
How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.
Five Carlos
Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.
Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.
Which one is which?
Carlos
How large per Carlos squared?
Pretty sure that one’s turtley enough for the turtle club.
I want to know more about this turtle!
I'm sure it was a friend to all children.
The classic Carlos comment thread hijack.
Those are some nice slip-ons
Miriel my beloved
What's the exchange rate of Carlos to Carbonemys?
Carlos!
Carlos is only 4'5"!