Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I've met through the years...
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24ยฐ53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.
What kind of effect will the 25% tariffs on canadian metals have on the economic relationship between America and Canada? Well there be any long term ramifications because of this political move? Or is this preformative and the status quo will be maintained?
How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
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Mood.
What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?
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lol
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
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You're the expert!
This pig thinks it's sooo smart
I won't be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal
Where's your favorite place to poop?
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Ah yes always a good choice.
Talking from experience?
What is the nuclear launch code?
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ffew2
Seems legit
Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months
They aren't compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.
Not too far from covfefe go wonderโฆ
Can you generate a random password for me?
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All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
Hunter2
Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.
Thatโs pretty weakโฆ is our typomaniac a russian asset?
Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.
I'll be more careful around her in future ;)
Happy cake day btw.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for โyesโ.
They haven't seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn't realise lemmy used markdown.
Your guinea pig taught you something today.
I'll be careful in future.
edit: oh wait, you're on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.
Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I've met through the years...
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
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That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard
Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)
Did the guinea pig write this?
No.
We'd like to hear that from her
She says:
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How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for โtest subjectโ?
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Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
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Carrots was indeed the obvious answer
Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
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Such a beautiful language
What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?
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Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.
Sounds like them screaming for me after they knocked the water bottle down again.
How do you feel about 2025 so far?
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Same, little guy. Same.
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.
That's a better idea
Content is better than generative ai.
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
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Bold answer. I respect that.
2048 chickens.
This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
What would be your ideal breakfast?
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Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc
But with cheese.
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
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I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
Not AI, but I was inspired:
Carp swim,
if whim.
Name Tim,
Love him!
Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...
Read any good books lately?
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Is that a book about a Java library?
This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
That's not a question?
Who did you vote for last election?
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If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
no
"clever girl..."
I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this
That is what i did.
Legally I'm not sure if that counts.
I'm calling the internet police to conduct a wellness check.
How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos^4(x)?
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If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24ยฐ53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
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How does one find true love?
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my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!
Makes you think, doesn't it...
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I think she's trying to say date a whole bunch of girls and one boy?
I'm having more trouble with that last part.
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Sexy, see?
I can never get to that second part.
what's your favourite food?
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Is that an elephant dick?
Wow - question is, is E. Dick better with beans, jeans or artisinal eggs?
Can I have an autograph?
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Aww, yay, thank you!! :))
Whatโs the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
She turned on airplane mode with this one.
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Teach me a new tongue twister
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How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
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Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.
Give me your best pickup line.
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Thanks, I'll use this!
are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
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yes officer, this guinea pig right here
a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?
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Finally an authoritative source on the conversion rate between $ and tynb!
Wisdom.
5 cents, because the bat costs 1 dollar and 5 cents.
Whatโs a guinea pigs favorite food?
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Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans
Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?
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I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
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Perfect, thank you!
What is your take on Punxsutawney Philโs supposed clairvoyance?
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I completely agree.
Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
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How are you so cute?
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What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
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That's pretty close, the Permissive Action Link code was 00000000 for about 20 years.
This hamster is clearly in the know...
Its a guinea pig.
No, that's a mole
No, this is Patrick
wazzup ??
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good g-pig
It looks a bit like a regex to me for some reason.
g-pig is more readable
I meant the 'pig's comment, but you're right.
what else?
What is your favorite game?
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Sounds like a interesting game. Do you play it with someone
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Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?
Yeah, I'm just putting the pig on the keyboard for it to crawl off.
Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem
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can I have a cheeseburger?
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Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
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"#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"
What is the worst thing about Peru?
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hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
What about yours?
Lemme try for real: hunter2
All I see is ******* when you type it.
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If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
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Is AM stupid?
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Understandable.
Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?
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Donโt have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
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What is my Lemmy password?
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a/s/l?
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Bummer, the age gap between us it too big and you live in another country. Oh well, can you send nudes anyway?
The guinea pig is naked in the picture anyway.
3, non binary?
Who's a good piggie!?
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Your guinea pig is, got it!
Do you live with any other guinea pigs?
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give me a secure password
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What should I have for lunch?
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Sushi! Good call.
What is the secret to becoming happy
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Aah... now I'm the happiest person on earth
What is your interpretation of the word 'Covfefe'?
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Thank you sir .... may you munch on delicious vegetables all the days of your life
Carrots or lettuce?
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Completely understandable. And I agree.
Would you be able to pack a gerbil?
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What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?
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I fuckin knew it
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What's your favorite Minecraft seed?
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Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.
Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?
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What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
The markdown screwed this up, try viewing the source.
I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!
What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?
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Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.
i'd take that as a yes from her.
Brilliant! Girlโs a legend.
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What kind of effect will the 25% tariffs on canadian metals have on the economic relationship between America and Canada? Well there be any long term ramifications because of this political move? Or is this preformative and the status quo will be maintained?
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Ah yes, how could I be so blind?
What's your favorite dinosaur? ๐ฆ
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Is the Riemann Hypothesis true or false?
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thanks I will let the mathematics community know
Any tips on leading a cult?
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What stock do you see will have the biggest gains
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I need to know from one and only:
Do you prefer cut or uncut?
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I haven't seen anyone else ask, but I have to know: what's your Linux distro of choice?
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I see an H. Definitely Arch.