No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn't realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It's even worse than I remember.
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger... Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don't carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them "hamdogs".
That's called kofta
Also, Cevapcici
Also also hungarian fasírt
Only psychopaths make fasírt with this shape
Akkó a kurva anyádat
🫶
Also, mici.
Also, soutzoukakia.
It's ki-ba-pi! NOT LIKE THOSE SONS OF MY BITCHES ACROSS THE STREET!
And they're delicious.
Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spicesNo joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn't realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It's even worse than I remember.
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
weak
Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal
It's called shit from a butt
OP already made that joke.
They are the OP.
Who’s OP?
Are you down with OP?
OP?
that was OP
Those are just čevapi.
Arise balkan gang!
Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.
Raw onions are criminally underrated
Pickled are even more!
I don't think I've ever tried proper pickled onions. Do you have a favorite recipe? Would love to try them!
Since I've never pickled anything, a reference to a good recipe would be great!
You can do it the same way you pickle cucumbers, just leave out the cucumbers (or use less of em).
Not quite pickled, but raw onions in vinegar with sumak are great (let em sit for like an hour)
Interesting, I've never heard of Sumak!
Seems I can get it as a ground spice. How much do I roughly put into how much vinegar? Just let it sit cold, or heat it up?
Ćevapčići
Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang
Bless you.
Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it's journey down your throat.
/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer
When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.
Waiter: "your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces"
That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?
that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.
Romania too, but definitely better than a hamburger. It's more like a sausage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mititei
yeah overall it's dominant in the balkans
In North Macedonia too. They serve it with cucumber salad and soft white cheese, and it's amazing.
My dog made a few of those this morning.
That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣
Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat
Bologna?
Actually it's pronounced Bologna I believe
But only if it's from Bologna?
Parisare!
Bologna
Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.
In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger
Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.
they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
shit with corm
Eww
Damn, I love breakfast sausages, but that grosses me out.
The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?
I've seen them in 7/11s from the East Coast to the West Coast. Cheeseburger big bite.
Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure
They usually have:
Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese)
Sausages of some kind
Buffalo chicken rollers or such
Toquidos
Jamaican beef patties
All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don't understand why you don't eat them more.
Jesus, that's internet HOF shit.
Or is it kebab?
I've made bigger
That shit looks pretty tasty.
"Turders"
Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you're in heaven
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger... Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
They were not good lol
They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one
This really looks like shit.
Well it's good to know they came out as expected
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.
Should add some corn to the burger mix.
The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.
Kubedeh
I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don't carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them "hamdogs".
I thought this was referring to mici
It took me a while to understand the joke
Those are commonly referred to as "grilldos", or singularly, a "grilldo".
I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?
poop pickles
Obligatory Soylent Green reference
Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping 💩?
Turd burgler!
Gotta trust the experts on something like this.
Sausage in - sausage out.
Some sausages
Ive had burgerdogs before, taste pretty good.
They came out all right at the end.
Save em so the next time someone tells you to eat shit...
They look/are horrible.
TIL: people hate food that they are not familiar with.