Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
I know you're not the owner and so it isn't your job to house-train the dog, but personally I would have asked if it was okay if I trained it for them. I like dogs and working with animals, so personally I'd be more than happy to do it for free so long as they A) aren't demanding I teach the dog tricks (only basic house-training), and B) they follow any instructions I give them.
Oh I tried, but he undermined everything I worked on. I went home to work every weekend so she'd pee on the carpet and he'd just leave it until I got back, so the idea that peeing in the apartment was bad never really stuck. He let her chew a red marker all over the floor, too, and when I walked in to see her doing it and him in the couch ignoring her, he sat up and was like, "oh, uh, bad dog!" It was impossible.
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Haha I searched this up, general consensus seems to be if you sip it from a spoon you're eating it, if you do it straight from the bowl you're drinking it. I guess it's the same for milk?
Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
I think we're supposed to name you now?
I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"
Cum.
I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
This ruins the edge.
All goon things must come to an end. 😌
You had to?
What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤
I respect your commitment to telling the truth!
Did you aim it towards your face?
Cum, Come!
Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me...
Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
Wood glue.
As long as it's non-toxic.
Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.
Wood-fired pizza ?
All I do is crunch numbers and eat wood glue. No pizza.
Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you'll be good for a bit.
I don't know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We'll send a team out in a month.
Richard!
please be referring to dick
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Puppy 🗿
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Kefir
Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal
How THICC
Cock
Ass
Pancake
Same! Fits him like a glove too.
Brownie
Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.
Croquette and I think it's a great name
Tripple Choco Cookie.
It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
Somehow I have a Mitchell and Webb sketch ringing in my head, but I'm not quite sure which.
....
I think it might be the giant death laser.
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!
Pot roast, think it fits pretty well
Toast
Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.
A black man's ass
Richard.
Knuckle sandwich 😞
Potato!
C A K E
Actually, Alfredo is an amazing name for that little goi
Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
I know you're not the owner and so it isn't your job to house-train the dog, but personally I would have asked if it was okay if I trained it for them. I like dogs and working with animals, so personally I'd be more than happy to do it for free so long as they A) aren't demanding I teach the dog tricks (only basic house-training), and B) they follow any instructions I give them.
Oh I tried, but he undermined everything I worked on. I went home to work every weekend so she'd pee on the carpet and he'd just leave it until I got back, so the idea that peeing in the apartment was bad never really stuck. He let her chew a red marker all over the floor, too, and when I walked in to see her doing it and him in the couch ignoring her, he sat up and was like, "oh, uh, bad dog!" It was impossible.
Damn, that sucks.
Carbonara
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
My girlfriends ass?
Chips and queso
Phò Gâu
Katsu
Happy with that!
Taco 🌮
Chicken caesar wrap
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
Sprout
Waffles!
Cimmanim Roll!
Maki
Leftovers
Popcorn
Ice cream with big juicy balls
Tomato
Hello Fruit Snack!
My little sweet gummy bear
Soy milk
hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too
Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short
Hotdog
Enchilada.
Perfect.
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Cake
soy milk
(kinda fitting actually)
Do you eat milk? Or just drink it?
What about soup?
Haha I searched this up, general consensus seems to be if you sip it from a spoon you're eating it, if you do it straight from the bowl you're drinking it. I guess it's the same for milk?
I interpreted the to eat in this post rather broadly as to consume.
Cacio E Pepe
Schoggigipfeli
Chickpea <3
Do yk the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face
Ramen
Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos
I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.
And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don't read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.
Corpse doesn't roll off the tongue well, though
Cake
Pizza
Almonds
He can go with Almond
Gai Satay
Hi, Chip!
Salami
Awe... little Burrito. So cute.
Udon
Ginger chew
Jack Fruitburger
Tikka (Masala).
Quesadilla!
Chicken tits
David Firth, is that you?
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Popcorn!
BORGER!
Pulled chicken with BBQ sauce
Waffle
Strawberry
Or alternatively: Breakfast.
Bread
Sweet cinnamon popcorn
Ida
You must be very bendy.
Africana
sirratcha pizza
Wendy's
Street taco
Tums
Potato
Fried shrimp! I think it fits him :)
ox heart
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler tomato :::
Jammy dodger
blueberry protein milkshake
Dog
Goose
Rice
Banana
Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog
Chip
Not bad actually
Muffin :3
Sammich
Radish
Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
Meatloaf.
Egg Salad Tortilla Chip
Corndog 😎
Pik-nik
Spinach salad
Heck sausage
Dog? It's an okay name I guess
Smarties :3 tbh not a bad name for such a cutie 🥰
Fish soup
Honey Nut Flake
Moussaka
Tofu
Cute little lahmajo
Cheerios
Oooooo, I just ate a Kind bar.
Beans
Scrambled Eggs and Toast
Bean salad what
Potato ball
Either that or empanada, since i'm still in the process of eating the potato ball.
Potato
Peanut butter! (✿ ♡‿♡)
Fig newton, but separately fig or newton would be even better names
Richard 😏
Mashed Potato
Mini cake
Custard
Trail Mix
Powder
aww that's a cute name for the kyoot little pup
Worms
FFS, someone always had to bring up politics.
Those are snakes, not worms. It says so on the container! Reading closer, it's also in German. Why didn't they call them Zwillingsschlangen?
Because then it would be zu lang
Mexican Bowl
Berry Danish
Grape
Rumination
Golden cup (goudkuipje in Dutch)
Panino
Blueberry Muffin
Donut
Not bad.
Falafel
Turkish delight!
Sandwich
Peaches
Apple
Honeybread
Mango
Ritaline
Wafer
Derby Pie isn’t the worst name ever. “Here little Derby! Who’s a good wittle Derby Pie? ”
Eggs with spilled tea (Spilled egg)
Pastry
Egg :)
Pretzel
Meatloaf
Raspberry Chocolate chip ice cream?
Or chicken fingers.
Boba
Sausage
Torta
Honestly it would be kinda cute, if not for the slang meaning...
Hog Frites
Twas at a brewery eating some bomb pork fries. Could dig it.
Burnt Cookie
Meatball 😁
Mushroom Soup
Yummmms
Cheese Noodles.
Wokkel
Brownie
Muffin.
Sushi