Spyke
lemmy.world

I just don't know why I keep clicking on the memes. I don't know anything about Linux, I know I'm not gonna get it, but I keep opening them and being confused. It's like when I try to understand the code in programmer humor like it's suddenly gonna click. Or ich_iel. I don't speak German. What was up with all the noodles? I still don't know!

I stg, 80% of my time on this site is just clicking stuff I know will confuse me but I can't stop.

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I speak a small amount of German and i didn't know this.

But i look at the memes and move on haha

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khanniereply
lemmy.world

The path to enlightenment seems clear. All aboard the Linux train.

Choo Choo!

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frickinehreply
lemmy.world

I've thought about it and then I remember that I'm pretty dumb about stuff that doesn't interest me much, so it would have to be a situation where someone else was like, "here's your linux computer, I already set up all your stuff and your games all work."

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khanniereply
lemmy.world

Ah yeah I was only messing really. There is no reason for 90% of people to switch to Linux if they're happy with Windows or MacOs and I say this as someone who's solely been using Linux for nearly 20 years now.

Sure, it's a great operating system but honestly most people just don't....give a shit.

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On a technical level that's correct. But if you don't care about all the ads, data harvesting and not being in control of the device you own, you may want go home and rethink your life.

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Give it a year or so. I may give more of a shit when Win10 hits EOL because I really don't want 11.

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Thankfully, I didn't have to switch.

I'd like to see the market share of Windows today if no PCs were sold with OS. Or at least if it was a separate opt-in purchase. I am pretty sure quite a few people would rather not pay the Windows license.
There would also likely be some more interesting OSs, and most likely even Windows would be better due to the competition.

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Cethinreply
lemmy.zip

It's actually super easy now. If you can install Windows, you can install Linux (distro dependent obviously). You'll have to learn to do power user things, but that's true for Windows as well. Any issues are just a web search away. If you have to use the terminal, you'll be given the commands to copy-paste.

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I understand the sentiment, but if it's coming from a reputable source I'd disagree. I think it's ideal to understand the commands, but most users occasionally need to do some things that they'll never learn what the commands do but they need to use them. It's like saying never to run an application you download from somewhere. Sure, ideally you don't unless you've read through the source-code and double checked it's the same thing, but no one's doing that.

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frickinehreply
lemmy.world

I've never installed windows either. 🙂 I picked all the parts for my current computer, but I paid a guy to do the assembly because I wasn't confident in my ability, so he did all that. My ex husband did it on the previous build, and everything prior was a pre-built.

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You're scaring yourself away from these experiences. If you managed to pick the parts out for a computer then you can assemble it. Picking them out and making sure they're compatible is the hard part. Assembly is just putting them into slots that only they can fit into and plugging in some wires.

Installing an OS is also (usually) trivial. You download the software online and put it on a USB drive and follow the instructions. Dual booting takes a little more effort because you have to set up partitions, but it usually isn't that bad. I'm 100% Linux though because when I dual booted starting from Windows it eventually destroyed things after a Windows update (because Windows sucks), so I just removed the Windows partition and redid everything with just Linux.

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As long as it doesn't have anything to do with German noodles

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lemmy.world

I use Linux since 2008 and I don't get most of the Linix Memes as well. :) I also know German as a native language and don't get most of the ich_iel stuff. You are not alone.

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Ann Archyreply
lemmy.world

I thought that was a sub for people who didn't like that they were eels or something.

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Manucodereply
feddit.de

Eels are accepted on ich_iel, only sturgeons are banned.

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Meme is a lie. Linux is tofu. It absorbs whatever flavor you hope, but only after performing tasks and you still want the other thing sometimes.

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The noodles is quite easy. One of our most active posters is called "Instantnudel" (instant noodles). In his memes he puts this block of instant noodles on the persons head that's meant to represent him.

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lemmy.world

I had a conversation with a friend last night and he was talking about something Linux related and I accidentally contributed to the conversation. I immediately thought "god dammit Lemmy".

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lemmy.world

Also, let's not forget...

Best Linux Distro: Arch

Worst Linux Distro: Believe it or not, also Arch

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gedaliyahreply
lemmy.world

Hannah Montana Linux

This is a thing I now know exists. Thank you for making it possible.

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Crank_itreply
lemmy.world

You shouldn't use Ubuntu.

That way there's more Ubuntu for me!

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feddit.nl

You WILL eat your vegetables. It's good for you. One day you will install it and you will be grateful.

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idunnololzreply
lemmy.world

Look I use all 3 OSes almost daily. I just don't like talking about them. They are just tools. No I don't want to spend my weekend configuring a window manager. No I don't want to talk about the latest OSX update. I just want to do stuff and the OS is just something I have to use sometimes to do that stuff.

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AlolanYodareply
mander.xyz

This response is perfect and I don't know if it's supposed to be a joke everyone is missing but me, or if it's 100% serious and I read too much into it.

There's comedic genius in: "I hate talking about Linux, it's just a tool" "In that case here's a distro recommendation for you"

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feddit.de

It was actually a bit of both, a joke and an actual recommendation.

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It's not a family it's a cult.

Shit I mean it's not a cult it's a cult.

I mean... Fuck it, your family.

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neidu2reply
feddit.nl

Agreed. It works better out of the box than windows ever did. When I bought my most recent PC, the only post-install stuff I did was solved via apt-get, and after 10 minutes I had my favorite games up and running flawlessly.

I can't speak for OSX, though. I still to this day have no fucking clue as to how I right click on a macbook.

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Right click on a MacBook depends on how the user configured it, which always trips me up whenever I use someone else’s. The default behaviour is a two-finger click, but it can be changed to single-finger clicking in the bottom-right corner instead. You can control+click too with both configurations, but that sucks

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As someone who also uses the three major OSes often, Mint is a great choice. Fedora has been working nicely for me as well.

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I also don't like installing OSes on my free time also like I said I use all 3 OSes almost daily. I have Linux already...

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lemmynsfw.com

Kid: "Mom, can we have Linux?"

Mom: "We have Linux at home!"

Linux at home:

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Classyreply
sh.itjust.works

Just port TempleOS for modern architecture and use that, you filthy heathen

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rugburnreply
lemmynsfw.com

Mental illness, and, you know, the whole God thing aside, Terry Davis was one dedicated motherfucker. As crude as templeOS is, the shit he did to create it is pretty impressive.

I'm too afraid to install it for fear of bursting into flames tho.

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No encryption provided; Christians have nothing to hide

I actually 100% support this. Let's make sure every church only uses HTTP and does not hash their passwords.

After all...what do they have to hide?

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I once met someone back in school (eons ago) that was both a devout Born-again Christian and wildly enthusiastic Linux user. I once remarked that I personally witnessed him convert more people to Linux than Christianity.

Stupid teenage me didn't mean to come of as so savage, but judging by the look on his face, I think that broke him a little. :(

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Hiro8811reply
lemmy.world

Yeah we need to know. For science of course for science

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Hiro8811reply
lemmy.world

If I had ten bucks to throw away I would've donated to some FOSS project and pirated the porn

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After much dedicated and persistent blocking of communities, I don't see much Linux on lemmy anymore. But I don't see much on lemmy anymore.

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lemmy.nz

Would be more accurate if it said Linux memes: I don't think I've seen any facts AFAIK.

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Oh true, I've been seeing all these facts cleverly disguised as memes 😂

Too bad my memory isn't good enough to absorb them permanently.

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lemmy.world

Posting on an open-source platform and being surprised by the amount of people who talk about an open-source operating system is something.

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lemmy.world

It is definitely a thing. I would categorize it as such. I'd dare say it is one of the things of all time.

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Crank_itreply
lemmy.world

Try Ubuntu. I switched to it from Windows. It worked on my laptop with no issues or needing to install (or learn how to install) any extra stuff

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lemmy.world

I already did all that. I had a Lenovo ThinkPad from 2018-2024 (RIP it died) completely Linux/Ubuntu but I really didn't know how to use it. I just used it like windows. Didn't know how to maximize its linux capabilities.

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lemmy.world

Try doing an installation of Arch, following the guide and searching how to do things as you go. It teaches a lot of things.

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feddit.de

Thus applies to everything. Force yourself to do stuff. Install Programms that you think are cool. Dare yourself to try new software. This is what teaches you how to use Linux. Oh, this software isn't available for your Distro and they don't have a flatpak/snap/App Image? Compile it from source. This doesn't work? Figure out why. Sometimes this leads to frustration and wasting a lot of time, but that's how you learn stuff.

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Great suggestion. I'm currently trying to figure out Flatpak builds because I want to try Vega Strike on the Steam Deck (the AUR doesn't like it). As someone used to Docker and VMs, dependency management is absolutely bizarre, confusing, and hard to find documentation on.

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It is amazing how much you can learn when the only way to get OpenOffice working is to troubleshoot outdated C syntax errors in the output generated while compiling with clang. Time solves even the most abstruse problems, whether you planned for it or not.

jk

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lemm.ee

... or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux

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I like to break with tradition and just call it "that FOSS GLussy"

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lemm.ee

You can block instances and communities on a lot of lemmy apps now.

Cleans things up very nicely.

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idunnololzreply
lemmy.world

You can't block it. It has spread everywhere, in every post.

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lemm.ee

It is the world you see when you look outside Windows. When you upvote memes. When you read your inbox. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

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One could argue that memes and having a sense of humor is reflection of our society

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Mastengwereply
lemm.ee

Maybe they should ask other developers how they managed to do the block instance/comminity feature.

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feddit.nl

just create an embedding for every community name and if any are anywhere close to the embedding for "linux" you just autoblock it

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The app supports extremely fine grain blocking. I can block posts and comments using regex. But if I block Linux stuff my content feed would be empty :^)

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Classyreply
sh.itjust.works

Even better, you can filter in certain apps (Like Sync, please don't beat me to death, FOSSies) so anything mentioning GNU, Linux, whatever is removed.

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Mastengwereply
lemm.ee

Yup. I have everything anime, Linux, Unix, etc filtered out.

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Do you see Linux/unix/anime in the title of the post?

Ubuntu has been added though, if that makes you happy.

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Crozekielreply
lemmy.zip

I bought a RedHat Unleashed book as a kid back in the late 90s simply because it came with an iso for RH 5 already burned to CD. I didn't have a cd-r drive, and I couldn't figure out how to boot from my external Zip Disk drive. I kinda miss Zip Disk, those were pretty cool.

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lemmy.world

have a 1T usb drive for backups the last 10 years. machines come and go. backups persist and you only need one good copy

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I hope you're joking.

You definitely need more than one copy of your backup and hopefully you're not relying on 10 year old hardware to backup anything important.

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Right on man, hope that dinosaur external doesn't die on you... What does this have to do with anything though?

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I got away after my my bachelor's for IT, and I'm never going back.

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lemm.ee

People open to change are more open to new ideas and new experiences!

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It's time for you to get domestic penguin

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lemmy.world

It's full circle back to how Slashdot was for me. Though at the time shuttleworth and canonical were seen as good guys. I haven't used it for years, but I guess snap really made people dislike them.

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Voroxpetereply
sh.itjust.works

It's not just Snap, but Snap is the latest example of a bigger problem. For a while now Ubuntu have had a habit of trying to invent a new wheel rather than using their considerable resources to improve the wheel that the open source community is already working on. So you had all the time wasted on Unity instead of contributing to Gnome, all the time wasted on Mir instead of contributing to Wayland, and now Snap is just the latest example of them trying to push their own thing. There's also their insistence on controlling everything about LXD which is why it's forked off as Incus now, and so on.

Ubuntu could be doing a lot of good in the open source world, but they don't want to be involved in anything if they're not totally in control of it. So instead they're a black hole sucking up resources that could be used for better things.

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