"intermittent fasting" rule
true.
alt text: "Off work late? Hungry, but don't want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe."
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true.
alt text: "Off work late? Hungry, but don't want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe."
With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips
An entire unopened box of breakfast cereal.
i cant imagine eating it unopened is good for digestion.
The box is fine, adds fiber. The plastic bag inside, though...
Mmm macro plastics, yummy in my tummy 😋😋😋
I just found out all my favorite foods are served with plastic. I guess it is delicious, folks!
Kelloggs CEO reading this comment section getting ready to drop another banger
The higher the plastic content, the lower the amount of years we have to submit to this garbage.
Testing that myth led to a Mythbusters episode that will never be seen.
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Why say "unopened" and "breakfast cereal" instead of just "an entire box of cereal"...? It's like you consciously added details to make it weird.
high risk high reward high times
yeah I don't understand the "not eating forever" thing. the only question is whether I eat the three bags of chips before or after the 6 servings of drunken noodles arrived
ill be too lazy to make food usually when i get high
Idk about y'all but I'll eat raw flour when I'm high. Any non poisonous calories are fair game to stoner me.
Edit: I need to teach y'all the art of hyperbole
Just learned this last year!
-see dee see
I wouldn‘t put raw flour under „non poisonous calories“ and I guess one does not heat treat the flour they want to eat, when high.
Flour is specifically why you’re not supposed to eat the cookie dough. It can contain E. coli.
Brother, you are third person to say that exact same thing when I was clearly just fucking around in the first place
Impossible. Why would The Assman ever make a joke?
Bruh did you actually expect anyone to take that as a joke?
Also raw egg can contain salmonella.
inb4 the munchies hit
If I am already hungry, I don't want to smoke and feel hungrier.
You need to start smoking habitually so you don't get the munchies any more.
I've been smoking every day since I was 19 and it still gives me the munchies... 🤨
At least it makes it easier to avoid snacking when not high "this chocolate bar ain't shit to me right now, but later..."
My munchies were always worse the more chronically I smoked. The problem with chronic smoking is that you don't really get much of a high after the first bowl of the day, so I would replace that with the taste rush of a mound of junk food.
Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over
I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat
One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.
I absolutely love that haha.
Victim kitty is just resigned to this. Asshole kitty is full of terror.
Seems like law and order is running smoothly
I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought
You got me there
Gottem B)
This but meth
“Don’t wanna eat (or sleep (or have teeth))? Try some She’s A Hot Meth™ brand meth¹ today!”
Fasting? I thought they called this "depression", at least thats what they keep telling me..
ADHD can do it too
Why not both?
Both will do that too.
The mind is fucking weird man. I’ve got ADHD and Binge Eating Disorder. Quite the opposite end of the spectrum. But when I’m medicated I’ll skip or delay meals and won’t snack at all because I’m busy with other stuff.
I bought a pint of ice cream last week and it’s still in my freezer unopened. My fatass wouldn’t do that if I wasn’t medicated. Wouldn’t last a day.
I can binge a certain food in ungodly quantities or buy it and not eat it because it's no longer a safe food :(
Which is how I found myself getting a "minimum calorie per day" from my doctor.
And autism! And I don't even need the weed to just stare at the wall in existential dread!
Don't smoke weed too not to cook. Weed gives you the munchies. Try smoking crack. You'll definitely don't want want to cook after that.
Yeah. I smoke weed and "forget" to eat. It's infinitely more probable that I go on a mission and stuff myself with the shittiest food in human history for hours, then instantly regretting it, so I have to smoke more weed. You see where this is going?
The weed is finally cheap enough for this to be true.
"Don't want to cook?"
Never
"Don't want to do the dishes after cooking?"
Permanently.
Or you invent weird things to eat. Like Butter Vodka, which is made like this:
Third step is optional, and arguably, asperational.
Anyway, that's how my brain works on THC. Some would say even without THC.
Has anyone tried eating raw potatoes? My favorite food from childhood.
https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/can-you-eat-raw-potatoes/
I usually steal a few raw potatoes while my wife is cooking some potato dish. I have never had any digestive problems. But the taste is unique, not bitter at all, as described in the article.
fun fact: if you lose your sense of taste potatoes give the same experience as eating apples, as do onions.
Lost 70 lbs this way. Gained it back after I quit lol
... who tf quits staring at the wall?? Are we even allowed to just not do that? How?
Nah i had just learned about lamda calculus and i was holed up in my room fuckin with it
Lul, nerd, just go push a rock in some laser beam, that's how the cool scientists like Gordon do it.
That's crazy. I always associated smoking with pigging out on junk food - like, five to six thousand calories a day of junk food - so I always gained a huge amount of weight. BTW anybody who thinks eating five to six thousand calories a day is impossible has never sat down and eaten a whole box (12) of Dunkin Donuts, one after the other. Or eaten a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's, driven to the store for another pint, eaten it, and then driven back to the store for a third pint.
Honest question, how do you not barf after all that? And doesn't all that sugar make you feel intensely weird?
Sidenote I love your username
TBH I don't really know how I managed to eat all that shit, but the human body adapts to all kinds of mistreatment. I'm currently extremely fit and I eat healthy, and even just eating one donut now kind of fucks me up - makes me all jittery and nauseous.
Kids In The Hall forever!
Yup this is me
Honestly I do alternate day fasting and weed makes it so much easier when I start running out of energy at the end of the day.
... you guys don't raw-dog your daily staring at the wall? Need weed? Skill issue. (In the sense that you are skilled enough to make you life that little bit better)