I don't know. If I was in a mixed company and some dude said the buy cow thing only to have a woman reply to him with the pig sausage, I'd chuckle. Kind of a burn.
Who is thinking that long term? Oooh, I want to get married because when I’m old and senile with brittle bones and no longer have my independence, I’ll get to sit in misery in the nursing home four extra years. Yeah, that argument doesn’t work.
In the short term, men on average have more income and are more likely to spend it on Instant gratification. I can see how it would look tempting.
Look ok, I don't have time for this, it already took me 3 days just to read your response. I already completed the circle of facetious replies. Writing this reply has taken me an additional 2 weeks! How can you waste peoples' time like this?!?!
Look man, I don’t make the rules. You know you need to keep responding, even if it skews space-time. As to your question of “how”: I use a lemmy client known as liftoff, sending my bits over wifi first and then to a device known as a “switch” when the gets routed to a device known as a “router”. The router uses something called “Network Address Transversal” which allows bits to leave 1 router hosting multiple devices, travel through the internet, take a giant steaming dump (known as a tcpdump) over on a lemmy server where it then comes back and (using Network Address Transversal) slides its way back onto my device moans where I the read the text, churn a few brain cycles and eventually finish typing one of the longest run-on sentences known to man.
Oh no, now you've trapped me! There is no escape for us. It has taken me 3 years to respond and it keeps growing longer. We'll cross the comment event horizon if we don't find a way to pull out moans now!
As a guy, I don't think I'd consider marrying a woman that even owns that shit, even if she had a great personality and aestheticly pleasing body. My wife would probably be pretty angry if I did.
ETA: The shirt is a bit verbose but a good turnabout on the shitty, sexist boomer humor original.
Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
You're the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that's pathetically slow. Don't try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.
Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you've emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.
Sex with a person you're in love with is... really good. And you're not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you're not naked while you're springing from one mattress to another.
Even when I was in my slutty phase, enjoying being around a woman while not in the nip was a requirement. Everything is better when you can relate to one another.
Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can't get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.
Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”
People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know.. it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just .. women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it.. (continues for another 7 pages)
ITT: “Don’t complain about the amount of words on a shirt, which people can only read in passing or by staring at your body, if you can’t write your Internet forum lemmy comment complaint in fewer words, therefore also being shirt-worthy”
Do you know the difference between reading a shirt and staring at someone’s body? Do you think the person who wears this shirt understands the difference?
Do you think people who wear shirts with lots of words will get upset if someone reads their shirt with lots of words?
Do you think the people who wear these shirts use it an example to try to shame people when they try to read the shirt?
If the message in the meme weren’t on a shirt, would you have made a comment about it? What would that comment be?
Would any of this be different if the genders were reversed? Why?
so when am I gonna get my 10 bucks from your lost bet?
edit
Actually better still, I dont need it. Go buy socks and donate them to your local homeless shelter with the 10 bucks. Be useful to society for once.
If you’re too dumb to understand that misogynistic statements are misogynistic, you don’t really have any right trying to convince others that they are under the influence of drugs.
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This is boomer tier humor. Real "golf good wife bad" garbage lol.
This is a response to boomer humour. That absolutely HILARIOUS /s joke "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" used to shame women.
I'd like to know about this place that gives out milk for free, please
You would, wouldn’t you?
If your response to a lack of humor is more lack of humor don't be shocked when nobody laughs (again).
I don't know. If I was in a mixed company and some dude said the buy cow thing only to have a woman reply to him with the pig sausage, I'd chuckle. Kind of a burn.
Sounds Reactionary to me. It is a fun levelling of the playing field but doesn't have the merit to dodge the initial judgement of the branch of humor.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world giggling at boomer humor.
Waaaaaah
Good point? I think?
Why buy a t-shirt when you can share the meme online for free?
Wow, 80% against. I never knew this data existed. I'd love to see the study.
The study is printed on the back of the shirt
I tried looking it up but only found some vtubers summary, sorry that its a video but they are making some good points actually.
Good thing I memorized that URL.
Don't need the URL when Lemmy sync shows a thumbnail alongside the URL.
And a warning when you click on it
Didn't work for me. How do you turn that on?
It’s in the settings.
Here’s a link to them.
🤣
I didn't expect to be faced with the presence of genius today, but here we are.
Seems not getting married favors the men in a relationship more than the women. But I'm happy people are discovering what works for them.
Not really, no. Married men live longer than unmarried ones on average and widows live longer than widowers.
Then again, that's just the average and every marriage is different from others. Except those of Larry King. Those were same.
Who is thinking that long term? Oooh, I want to get married because when I’m old and senile with brittle bones and no longer have my independence, I’ll get to sit in misery in the nursing home four extra years. Yeah, that argument doesn’t work.
In the short term, men on average have more income and are more likely to spend it on Instant gratification. I can see how it would look tempting.
I mean if life span is the only metric you look at ... Sure, I guess.
I'm certain it's much higher than 20 years ago but 80% is a huge stretch. The majority of the people I know in their 30s are married.
It's printed on the inside of the shirt, but good luck with that.
It's true, but it's also super cringy to print an entire novel on a tshirt
eyes up here please!
Id love a publisher that lets me call a single paragraph a novel.
Just self publish! ☺️
Is.. this a novel to you?
To complete the circle of facetious replies:
You people and your reading speeds. It’s not a novel. It’s not a chapter book. It’s a few sentences.
Give it a try, you can do it!
I believe in you!
Look ok, I don't have time for this, it already took me 3 days just to read your response. I already completed the circle of facetious replies. Writing this reply has taken me an additional 2 weeks! How can you waste peoples' time like this?!?!
Look man, I don’t make the rules. You know you need to keep responding, even if it skews space-time. As to your question of “how”: I use a lemmy client known as liftoff, sending my bits over wifi first and then to a device known as a “switch” when the gets routed to a device known as a “router”. The router uses something called “Network Address Transversal” which allows bits to leave 1 router hosting multiple devices, travel through the internet, take a giant steaming dump (known as a tcpdump) over on a lemmy server where it then comes back and (using Network Address Transversal) slides its way back onto my device moans where I the read the text, churn a few brain cycles and eventually finish typing one of the longest run-on sentences known to man.
Oh no, now you've trapped me! There is no escape for us. It has taken me 3 years to respond and it keeps growing longer. We'll cross the comment event horizon if we don't find a way to pull out moans now!
See you space cowboy!
It's bigger than a haiku, that is for sure
It may be bigger
because haiku is so small
refridgerator
k
See a woman with this shirt
Squint and stare intently at her chest
Put on glasses
Continue staring at her chest
I have dyslexia
As a guy, I don't think I'd consider marrying a woman that even owns that shit, even if she had a great personality and aestheticly pleasing body. My wife would probably be pretty angry if I did.
ETA: The shirt is a bit verbose but a good turnabout on the shitty, sexist boomer humor original.
Oh no! Anyway
That's a lot of text for a fuckin shirt yo
1 minute read.
Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
It's a bad shirt.
See an eye doctor
whatever, dipshit
... surely you're fishing for this kind of reply with a username like that :P
I am honest and self-report. The only fishing I do is for other dipshits, and it looks like I caught one!
I mean...1 minute read is a lot for a shirt but also...how the hell did that take you an entire minute? Lol
It didn’t, I was rounding up.
Lol sure.
It’s really not that much text, I promise you. Even if you give it a half a minute, you might be able to read it.
Give it a try!
I believe in you!
You're the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that's pathetically slow. Don't try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.
Yes, that’s what happened. You’re forgetting the part where everyone clapped.
Yup that’s what happens when morons marry to get laid.
There is more to a relationship then having sex.
“Good thing your chest is flat enough for me to read that whole thing.”
I'll take "completely made up data" for $300, Alex.
Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you've emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.
Sex with a person you're in love with is... really good. And you're not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you're not naked while you're springing from one mattress to another.
Even when I was in my slutty phase, enjoying being around a woman while not in the nip was a requirement. Everything is better when you can relate to one another.
Can confirm. Sausage is little.
I don't even know what's the point of that thing
Just another attempt to pit men and women against each other.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Husbands and Wives are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots.
Reproduction.
I know, shocking.
Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can't get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.
This is desperate cringe.
Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.
Don't worry they will use a step stool, after all, they know where they put it away.
No they won't, because the step stool is 3 feet away and I'm 10 feet away. So naturally I'm the better choice.
About every 3rd time I'm in the grocery store, I get asked to reach something for someone.
This shirt needs subway surfers footage in the corner.
This sounds like good news for both parties. I'm happy these people are in agreement!
Free milk and sausage for all!
Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”
People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know.. it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just .. women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it.. (continues for another 7 pages)
ITT: “Don’t complain about the amount of words on a shirt, which people can only read in passing or by staring at your body, if you can’t write your Internet forum lemmy comment complaint in fewer words, therefore also being shirt-worthy”
Shirt Too Long
Many Words Not Funny
Do you know the difference between reading a shirt and staring at someone’s body? Do you think the person who wears this shirt understands the difference?
Do you think people who wear shirts with lots of words will get upset if someone reads their shirt with lots of words?
Do you think the people who wear these shirts use it an example to try to shame people when they try to read the shirt?
If the message in the meme weren’t on a shirt, would you have made a comment about it? What would that comment be?
Would any of this be different if the genders were reversed? Why?
Imagine writing all of that on a shirt lmao
This is “woman who’s gone through two divorces, three times as many plastic surgeries, and no longer works” energy
I think its a photoshopped edit of a stock photo.
5 bucks she screams and accuses anyone trying to read this of staring at her tits/being sexist/etc
$10 says you’re a misogynist
$20 say this whole comment section gonna be lit
Yeah if downvotes are any indication, I’ve angered the chuds.
That’s good. They shouldn’t be happy.
Uh huh.
so when am I gonna get my 10 bucks from your lost bet?
edit Actually better still, I dont need it. Go buy socks and donate them to your local homeless shelter with the 10 bucks. Be useful to society for once.
Did you come back to say you don't need $10
Since you’ve aleady posted misogyny I can send you my cashapp
My friend, You really must stop using the hallucinogenics.
Dipshit, you really must stop with the misogyny.
Sure buddy. Me, The man in the golden suit, and the 30 foot dog are just gonna go over here and let you trip in peace.
If you’re too dumb to understand that misogynistic statements are misogynistic, you don’t really have any right trying to convince others that they are under the influence of drugs.
You’re very bad at arguing.
That is a nice made up argument blaming women.
Did Tate tell you that?
You sound awfully familiar with what he says, for wanting to accuse others.
So why are you so intimately familiar with his sayings?
Why are you so familiar?
A "No, U!"?
Really?
Kinda really underpinning how utterly baseless your whinging is with shit like this.
Just keeping the replies on your level so you are able to keep up with me.
👍
Huh, a random idiot and a dipshit arguing on Lemmy. Just another day...
Lol. She doesn't know what she said beyond "haha smol peepee."
I thought that meant the frequency not the size.
But it's ok bro, girls like them in all sizes. You'll get it one day.
It’s comments like this that speak to the 80% figure being accurate.