Laughs in i3

She found you.

Breaking wind when I cough

It is a fine thing you have done. She's lovely

Governments selling shares in nationalised industries to the public ...

40 days and 40 nights in the desert with no food and you reckon Jesus didn't rub one out to lift his mood, yeah, OK

Sets VPN to Ireland

Well that's made me cry remembering having to make the hardest decision a year ago.

47 x 100 as I recall from my days working in a Builders Merchant, still referred to as 'four by two' by builders though

England here, we invented this shit, sit down

Ask them if they've ever watched Casino and smile

Infemmy! Infemmy! They've all got it in for me!

With apologies to Kenneth Williams

At least they'll be too busy talking about themselves to eat you, not that they'll be hungry anyway.

Thanks. I'm transplanting the engine and transmission from the old one once I've completed tidying up the oil and water feeds for the turbo and then I plan mostly on not putting this one in a ditch 😉

Same, it's a bit sad, but I've not used it for weeks and I'm certainly not going to start paying

Piss off

I'm getting an 'Incorrect Login" error on Lemmy.ml at the moment, was working earlier

Same here, I have an old Thinkpad running Windows just for my car tuning software, last thing you want is a potentially unstable connection when flashing an ECM.

It eats the wild haggis that stumble and fall into the Loch