Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida
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i’m not excited for the cocaine animals cinematic universe
I'm looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.
Here’s a review my friend sent me…
I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.
Here’s a review my friend sent me…
Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.
Alternate name: Blownado
Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog
At least they'll be too busy talking about themselves to eat you, not that they'll be hungry anyway.
B-Movie in 3, 2, 1...
Somebody get Ian Ziering’s agent.
Next sharknado hook just leaked
Is cocaine a hallucinogen now?
Theoretically it could be for sharks, given their brains are significantly different from ours. I’d find it doubtful though. Only way we could find out for sure is testing.
Rather you than me. Sharks are scary enough without cocaine.
Challenge accepted. Now I just need sharks. And cocaine.
Scratch that, just the cocaine.